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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

chitoryu12 posted:

From last night at a dive bar:



First time in a bar bathroom?

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
At first glance it looks like the guy pissed out a bunch of blood and didn't flush but it's just a piece of plastic with a cigarette on it

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Rad-daddio posted:

I worked at a machine shop where one of the guys would piss in an empty 5 gallon pail that was on the side of the building.


...we found out one day when the sun finally degraded the plastic and the heated piss leaked out and stunk for days and he fessed up. I still don't know what that guy was drinking/eating to make his pee stink so bad. We fired him shorty after(not because of the piss thing), but I never got a chance to ask him.

That is horrifying and I'm pretty sure the reason it smelled so bad was because it went rancid in the bucket. Rancid piss is one of the worst smells. One time I went on vacation for a week and forgot I had peed in the toilet and didn't flush and that was nasty enough to come back to so an entire bucket of undiluted piss would be even worse

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sponge Baathist posted:

At first glance it looks like the guy pissed out a bunch of blood and didn't flush but it's just a piece of plastic with a cigarette on it

It looks like the urinal in every bar I've been to since I started drinking in bars

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Iron Crowned posted:

It looks like the urinal in every bar I've been to since I started drinking in bars

That urinal is so clean I’d consider eating out of it if I was like super drunk and it wasn’t a urinal.

I use to not make the best decisions with peeing and being super drunk.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The focus was supposed to be the lime everyone was peeing on.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

chitoryu12 posted:

From last night at a dive bar:



Am I missing something other than the lime and the cigarette butt in the otherwise spotless urinal?

E: Oh. Well yeah, target practice :clint:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

chitoryu12 posted:

The focus was supposed to be the lime everyone was peeing on.

So a regular bar urinal? Or is it because someone got a drink with a lime garnish?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


chitoryu12 posted:

The focus was supposed to be the lime everyone was peeing on.

That lime still has some use.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




LingcodKilla posted:

That lime still has some use.

It might be even be more flavorful now, for sure

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


text me a vag pic posted:

It might be even be more flavorful now, for sure

Sober me says “no” but drunk 20s me says “tell me more”.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

T-man posted:

I'm the garbage rear end Dell monitor that had like a 1024x800 resolution that every cheap office had. I'm also the pissbottles, insofar as piss can be color corrected equally easily as these pieces of poo poo.

those aren't piss bottles they're full of cigarette butts, all the tar and nicotine leeches out into the water

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

those aren't piss bottles they're full of cigarette butts, all the tar and nicotine leeches out into the water

"can determine if liquid is piss via jpg" must be a big part of your resume, how's the white house

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

T-man posted:

"can determine if liquid is piss via jpg" must be a big part of your resume, how's the white house

the resolute desk is full of empty big mac boxes

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

BiggerBoat posted:

To the contrary, often "straightening up" a bit or at least taking out the garbage or, if not DOING the dishes, at least getting them to the loving sink would help. Maybe not with the depression but with at least allowing my little PlayStation & Porn Command Center to be more enjoyable and accommodating to my downward spiral needs at the time.

I moved into my own place for the first time a few years ago, and although I still have plenty of issues, the memory of living in such lovely conditions(never as extreme as those photos and never food garbage but still, it was not good) really does a lot to give me that kick in the rear end to at least do the bare minimum.

So while my apartment will never be pristine, I'm also never in that place where I'm thinking "nobody must ever see this or the game is up", which I'd come very close to in my old living situation. That, plus like you said, stuff like just grabbing my empty drink and tossing it the garbage when I get up the next time, gives me at least a little bit of self-esteem that I wouldn't have if I left things go completely to poo poo.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


looks normal don't post scat tia

e: air force is gooniest force checks out

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





what is this and can i sit in it?


?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


No you dummy I said a big pair of bolt on cans not air filters.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

text me a vag pic posted:

what is this and can i sit in it?


?



I don't know how, but this is the least sexy thing I can think of

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't know how, but this is the least sexy thing I can think of

Agreed, motorcycles are stupid dangerous and not a sexy look at all, esp when you end up paralyzed after a minor accident. Oh well natural selection and such.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


ICU

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Don't they say that Eyes are the sloppy wet orifices to the soul?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I can only hope to one day find a love even half as strong.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

If you think about it, their brains are touching each other directly. It's the most intimate form of physical contact.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

I can only hope to one day find a love even half as strong.

You'll know it when you see it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

jobson groeth posted:

You'll know it when you see it.

EVIL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

jobson groeth posted:

You'll know it when you see it.



:eyepop::gizz:
Eye would jizz on that

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it's just a normal thing that humans do to exchange sensory data

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
You know, I never would have expected this, but that actually is more impressive than disgusting to me. Extremely stupid thing to do but impressive that they somehow pulled it off. I'm assuming that's a permanent silicone implant on someone's sclera

LifeSunDeath posted:

:eyepop::gizz:
Eye would jizz on that

Now this, this is hosed up

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Tetracube posted:

it's just a normal thing that humans do to exchange sensory data



It's ok, I didn't want to eat lunch today anyway.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tetracube posted:

it's just a normal thing that humans do to exchange sensory data



New Tool video looking good.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Don't swallow gum.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




too big

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2acFoWamvU

JK!
May 10, 2007

EZ-PZ!

Awesome, Uhmazing, Great

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Brief administrative update:

First of all, I would like to thank all of you for so consistently making this (what I feel is) the best iteration of this thread so far. Also, I don't know if we already have a cursed images thread, but if we don't*, I was thinking we could incorporate that already existing dimension of the thread into the official rules and content. Let me know how you all feel about that.

*: Definitely aware that I should know more about PYF than the average poster but until I start getting paid to do this, I will be at best a mediocre employee of Something Awful Inc.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
GBS has cursed images if you need a fix

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/1067190089120391168?s=19

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