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chitoryu12: Apr 23, 2014

ParserGirl posted:

Does anyone have the four panel image with a woman responding to this image?

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.

^^^
Still amazing

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 00:01 on May 2, 2018

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.

cash crab posted:

I love this for some reason.

Also, I finally got my first PM calling me a bitch. I just want to say I also added the qualifier "or whatever" because I wanted some creativity. What a disappointment.

quote:

5) Another new rule! If you message me directly to call me a bitch, or whatever, I will screencap your message and post it here.

Well?

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.

I've never pmed anybody to be mean.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

*cracks knuckles

Let's do this.

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china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

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Lechtansi: Mar 23, 2004; Item Get

Solice Kirsk posted:

*cracks knuckles

Let's do this.

Oh poo poo it took me a second to see what was on the computer monitor.

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cash crab: Apr 4, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Solice Kirsk posted:

*cracks knuckles

It took me a minute to figure out what this was, and wow!

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captainblastum: Dec 1, 2004; Something Witty; Illegal Hen

Jesus this thread came back hard.

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

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snoo: Jul 5, 2007

flocked nails are weird but there is a whole world of really uncomfortable nail art out there

these aren't necessarily awkward, ugly or gross, but i'm gonna count the U in AUG as also 'uncomfortable'

snoo has a new favorite as of 02:55 on May 2, 2018

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Picnic Princess: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die

HELLO FRIENDS

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

*the sounds of ripping velcro fills the air

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cash crab: Apr 4, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Solice Kirsk posted:

*the sounds of ripping velcro fills the air

That makes it worse

Palate cleanser

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.

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LingcodKilla: Dec 28, 2002; I ate too much crab and transformed into this.

I missed you all so very very much.

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cash crab: Apr 4, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Randaconda posted:

Not sure I get this one.

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.

cash crab posted:

Not sure I get this one.

he's a tool. that's it.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

Randaconda posted:

i don't want to live on this planet anymore

# ? May 2, 2018 17:51

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; Bunghole fire; Yams Fan

Randaconda posted:

I have that same shirt

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cash crab: Apr 4, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Randaconda posted:

he's a tool. that's it.

Yeah, I sort of got that's why you might have posted it. The reason I'm asking is because aside from this just being screengrabs from a tankie discord chat, it's a lot of otherwise innocuous statements about people being on HRT. Since I don't normally see you focusing your ire on people who make jokes about Mensheviks it seemed odd to me, but I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.

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Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; The Jellicle Moon is shining bright

Randaconda posted:

If all of those tattoos are on the same person, I think it wraps around and becomes amazing.

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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Randaconda posted:

gently caress you you're cheating with that long boy

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Iron Crowned posted:

I have that same shirt

In the thumbnail I thought it might just be a metal band. Somehow it seems more weird that it's all the same guy.

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.

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chitoryu12: Apr 23, 2014

Randaconda posted:

Occasionally I had thoughts of going to a convention in MRA cosplay. Flame shirt, cargo shorts, a fedora, a Mountain Dew bottle and bag of Doritos, and socks with sandals.

Then I realized that nobody would be able to tell I wasn't serious.

# ? May 2, 2018 19:08

cash crab: Apr 4, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Moderator side-note: If I cannot tell what precisely is supposed to be funny about a post, you will need to explain it to me. "He's a tool" is not a sufficient explanation. Also, I think we can mine better material than dudes in fedoras now, because it's not 2006. God bless.

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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

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chitoryu12: Apr 23, 2014

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The 84% Match is the most unbelievable part.

cash crab posted:

Also, I think we can mine better material than dudes in fedoras now, because it's not 2006. God bless.

Silly bros in fedoras will always be AUG.

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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

The 84% Match is the most unbelievable part.

Silly bros in fedoras will always be AUG.

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quidditch it and quit it: Oct 11, 2012

As much as I hate this thread it always gets bookmarked and I cannot help but read it. I normally manage at least one fairly decent retch per page. I guess it�s like picking at a scab or something.

# ? May 2, 2018 20:19

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I found the 1970s equivalent to those pictures of guys with their answers to OKCupid (?) profile questions superimposed over them.

Some of these are amusing, some of them are cringy, some of them are Oliver Reed and at least one of them turned out to be a paedophile.

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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Speaking of AUG nail art, have some bubble nails.

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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Wheat Loaf posted:

I found the 1970s equivalent to those pictures of guys with their answers to OKCupid (?) profile questions superimposed over them.

Some of these are amusing, some of them are cringy, some of them are Oliver Reed and at least one of them turned out to be a paedophile.

Calling boobs "bristols" now

Edit: young Ian McKellen was a babe, drat

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 20:38 on May 2, 2018

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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.

cash crab posted:

Moderator side-note: If I cannot tell what precisely is supposed to be funny about a post, you will need to explain it to me. "He's a tool" is not a sufficient explanation. Also, I think we can mine better material than dudes in fedoras now, because it's not 2006. God bless.

That's like saying you can mine something better than diamonds

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Who What Now posted:

That's like saying you can mine something better than diamonds

Bitcoins are worth more by weight.

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walrusman: Aug 4, 2006

John Hurt goddamn.

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Arcsquad12: Mar 4, 2013; I Love Satan

Randaconda posted:

My neckbeard is augmented.

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