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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ben Shapiro's Draco Malfoy costume isn't that bad, but why is he posing with children from a porn cartoon?

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Gokuweed420
Feb 1, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot posted:

Ben Shapiro's Draco Malfoy costume isn't that bad, but why is he posing with children from a porn cartoon?

care to tell us how you know that...............?

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Screaming Idiot posted:

Ben Shapiro's Draco Malfoy costume isn't that bad, but why is he posing with children from a porn cartoon?

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't those Asuka and Rei from Evangelion?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Gokuweed420 posted:

care to tell us how you know that...............?

It's anime

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



User name/post combo etc

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Xen Tricks posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't those Asuka and Rei from Evangelion?
It's a joke

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

LadyPictureShow posted:

Can confirm. I was on the metro once, and the douchebag next to me pulled out one of my earbuds to tell me I smelled nice.

is macing pervs / weirdos assault?

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




I'm feeling NOSTAGLIC

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

grittyreboot posted:

I bring books into work and people constantly ask me what I'm reading. I wouldn't mind except I mostly read pulpy sci fi/ fantasy and I'm too embarrassed to explain the premise.

I typically don't tell people poo poo about poo poo when they ask me things (yup, I'm a real treat to be around sometimes).
If someone asks me what I'm reading I'll usually say "oh you know, one of them books thats got words and stuff". After a few times of that they don't bother anymore.

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
She’s back

https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1112015941968252928?s=21

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

just by looking at this my skin is now 3 shades whiter

it's better than loving "lakynn", but not quite as good as her other child, titan

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Erm, why is that marked as sensitive content, click here to view, for me?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Burt Sexual posted:

Erm, why is that marked as sensitive content, click here to view, for me?

Twitter is trash.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Erm, why is that marked as sensitive content, click here to view, for me?

Bob's son's dog's nuts

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

This is old news; Tatum is already born. She has another kid named Titan as well. Her name is McKinli, if you wonder at all where she got the penchant for odd names.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Found her blog. She must be spending thousands of dollars a month on professional photography. The best way I can describe her style is 'beige hell'.

http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/?m=1

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yesterday at work a kid said to me "Wouldn't you rather be a mommy?"

No. No I would not.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

grittyreboot posted:

Found her blog. She must be spending thousands of dollars a month on professional photography. The best way I can describe her style is 'beige hell'.

http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/?m=1

This woman is like, the purest manifestation of the poo poo that makes my wife and so many other women feel inadequate as mothers and spouses. gently caress this woman.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This woman is like, the purest manifestation of the poo poo that makes my wife and so many other women feel inadequate as mothers and spouses. gently caress this woman.

I think she’s been hosed enough.

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
White, rich and bored.

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
I keep saying Taysom now. I can't do it without sounding noticeably incredulous.

TAYSOM?????

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

orange sky posted:

Guys, I have a great capitalism for you

It's just heartwarming schadenfreude all around

https://twitter.com/TheFestiveOwl/status/1111774454122582016?s=19

littlebluellama
Jun 18, 2013

I am kind, brave and deserve love.

I feel bad making fun of a kid, but have I put 2 and 2 together correctly--this is the kid named TITAN?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


They're Mormon names. I can almost guarantee that woman is Mormon. She certainly looks the part, too.

E here have some more Mormons being awkward




Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:42 on Mar 31, 2019

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

You can't fool me; that's the kid from "The Tin Drum".

Dale-Taco
Feb 19, 2009


And people say late stage capitalism is a bad thing. :henget:

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
I really, really wish I could use my phone and take some pictures for y'all while I'm at work. Today's highlight was a guy who got off of my train with a four foot long black and neon green furry tail clipped on his pants. The first foot of it was stained with something brown and smeary, and the last foot was gray and dingy from dragging on the ground.

This is how I know that the city's anime-con is in full swing.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tex Avery posted:

I really, really wish I could use my phone and take some pictures for y'all while I'm at work. Today's highlight was a guy who got off of my train with a four foot long black and neon green furry tail clipped on his pants. The first foot of it was stained with something brown and smeary, and the last foot was gray and dingy from dragging on the ground.

This is how I know that the city's anime-con is in full swing.

You can post but not photo? Idgi

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

Burt Sexual posted:

You can post but not photo? Idgi

I can use my phone when I'm at either end of the line, laying over and while off of my train, but not while I'm operating. No furries riding to the end of the line, unfortunately.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





This kid asked me on Facebook to commit suicide and is very not mad when I refused to comply



I sent him this and then he blocked me

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This woman is like, the purest manifestation of the poo poo that makes my wife and so many other women feel inadequate as mothers and spouses. gently caress this woman.

I thought that picture was parody?

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

The Saddest Rhino posted:



This kid asked me on Facebook to commit suicide and is very not mad when I refused to comply



I sent him this and then he blocked me

You sure showed that teenager on the internet!

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Sloth Life posted:

White, rich and bored.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The Saddest Rhino posted:



This kid asked me on Facebook to commit suicide and is very not mad when I refused to comply



I sent him this and then he blocked me

lmao this is really pathetic on your part

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

bradzilla posted:

lmao this is really pathetic on your part
Yeah, for real. Oh-please-tread-on-me-staked-w-ballgag.png or bust.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Saddest Rhino posted:



This kid asked me on Facebook to commit suicide and is very not mad when I refused to comply



I sent him this and then he blocked me

do you have any more pics of the snake girl haha asking for a friend haha

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I wonder what that flag would smell like if a snek lady sat on it haha

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
As we say in CSPAM, HORNY IS PROHIBITED.

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