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I lament my role in precipitating this turn of events.
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May 5, 2019 09:22
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Zipperelli. posted:That doesnt look like acne, it looks like warts. That said, His brother was more successful, as it is very hard to spin pus, letalone spin it into gold.
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May 5, 2019 15:17
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May 5, 2019 18:59
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Good At Making womEn Run
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May 5, 2019 19:05
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Gamer gAmer gaMer gamEr gameR
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May 5, 2019 19:41
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oldpainless posted:Gamer  
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May 5, 2019 19:42
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I am a gamer, not because I have no life, but because I play video games.
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May 5, 2019 20:11
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Still not as bad as the one with the prostitute who was letting customers have sex with her colostomy hole.
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May 5, 2019 20:15
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I was a male gamer and now I make myself cum constantly can confirm. (You wish you had your waifu? become someone else's waifu )
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May 5, 2019 20:18
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T-man posted:I was a male gamer and now I make myself cum constantly can confirm. Be the cringe you want to see in the world
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May 5, 2019 20:20
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Which one is the chicken discharge story?
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May 5, 2019 21:31
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RatHat posted:Still not as bad as the one with the prostitute who was letting customers have sex with her colostomy hole. If she charges extra that could be a very sound business decision and I wish her nothing but the best 
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May 5, 2019 21:34
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No you're thinking of something else
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May 5, 2019 21:39
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Dodoman posted:Which one is the chicken discharge story?
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May 5, 2019 22:11
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RatHat posted:Still not as bad as the one with the prostitute who was letting customers have sex with her colostomy hole. Sex with the colostomy hole is more common than you think. Dodoman posted:Which one is the chicken discharge story? I don't know if it's true, but there's a story of an obese woman who was already delirious with infection when she was brought into the ER. One of the things she insisted was she was pregnant with the Savior. Hospital had to treat her as if she's pregnant and when they got her on the bed with stirrups, she had a horrible vaginal infection and her labia were sealed shut. Can't remember if it was glue or sutures. But when they opened her to be able to do a more thorough examination, a rotting chicken oozed out. She did eventually recover after a heavy round of antibiotics.
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May 5, 2019 23:01
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M_Sinistrari posted:Sex with the colostomy hole is more common than you think. bloody loving hell, to both of these
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May 5, 2019 23:18
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M_Sinistrari posted:I don't know if it's true, but there's a story of an obese woman who was already delirious with infection when she was brought into the ER. One of the things she insisted was she was pregnant with the Savior. Hospital had to treat her as if she's pregnant and when they got her on the bed with stirrups, she had a horrible vaginal infection and her labia were sealed shut. Can't remember if it was glue or sutures. But when they opened her to be able to do a more thorough examination, a rotting chicken oozed out. She did eventually recover after a heavy round of antibiotics. Wait what
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May 5, 2019 23:19
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Scathach posted:Wait what 
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May 5, 2019 23:36
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It's a very old and common story and yep it's been confirmed. It's also very descriptive. In other news did you know paramedics are certified and allowed to go mouth to stoma? You think your job sucks well at least you aren't told to do that!
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May 5, 2019 23:44
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Welp, my sex organs are now useless. Thanks, thread.
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May 6, 2019 00:07
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Welp, my sex organs are now useless. Thanks, thread. Good thing nobody’ll notice
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May 6, 2019 00:10
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UCS Hellmaker posted:mouth to stoma excuse me
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May 6, 2019 00:12
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:At that point, gently caress popping them, just whip out a straight razor and take em off in one go When I was in first year at Uni log ago there was a guy called George on our floor of accommodations (12 rooms to a kitchen/toilets block). My room was 2 up the corridor and across from his. Every morning I'd head for the kitchen to have breakfast and all you can hear is his shaver - one of those old electric jobs. Now George had amazing acne, zits overlapping, zits on zits, from neckline to forehead a red, angry, pustulent mountain range in miniature. So you'd hear the shaver going full out then the pitch dropped as the motor struggled against the days growth of hair and zits. Whrrrrrrr, grrrrrrr, splat splat splat... Walk briskly past trying to think of something pleasant and prevent the heaves from getting worse. To top it off he'd appear midway through breakfast, face covered in bleeding zits and bits of tissue. You try keeping a straight face and just say good morning.
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May 6, 2019 00:14
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:excuse me You can have a tracheostomy stoma.
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May 6, 2019 00:21
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Mods, please print this thread out and burn it, thanks.
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May 6, 2019 00:24
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Furia posted:Good thing nobody’ll notice Your dad sure will
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May 6, 2019 01:06
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M_Sinistrari posted:Sex with the colostomy hole is more common than you think.
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May 6, 2019 01:25
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Your dad sure will Hey! He's our dad.
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May 6, 2019 03:22
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I just call him daddy
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May 6, 2019 03:57
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T-man posted:I just call him daddy
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May 6, 2019 03:59
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T-man posted:I just call him daddy
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May 6, 2019 04:12
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T-man posted:I just call him daddy
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May 6, 2019 07:02
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May 6, 2019 12:56
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People really should stop posting this, they're autistic.
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May 6, 2019 13:08
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Autism is not an excuse for being a giant shitheap
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May 6, 2019 13:21
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jobson groeth posted:People really should stop posting this, they're autistic. Austists can be fascist too!
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May 6, 2019 13:21
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Iron Crowned posted:Austists can be fascist too! Yes. Let's not forget about Mussolini's obsession with train schedules.
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May 6, 2019 13:22
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jobson groeth posted:People really should stop posting this, they're autistic. The AUG is coming from within the thread again, dammit!
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May 6, 2019 13:52
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Can I make a request? I've been trying to find that DeviantArt wedding photo with all of the couple's favourite fandom characters filling up their backyard, but I can't find it. Been trying to show that picture to a friend and she doesn't believe it exists.
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