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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Pornhub listing : "BELL DEPHINE GETS HER TWO HOLES FILLED"
[some benign video of this fey looking woman stuffing two pencils up her nostrils]

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

chitoryu12 posted:

I remember getting some Survival Tabs a few years ago to keep in my desk in case I needed an energy-dense snack. They were just awful to eat after only a few of them.


Bell Delphine is a master. She figured out exactly how to attract the biggest loser nerds and trick them into giving her money for nothing while making fun of them the whole time.

while I appreciate her grifting these idiots that video still traumatized me

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get

Panfilo posted:

Pornhub listing : "BELL DEPHINE GETS HER TWO HOLES FILLED"
[some benign video of this fey looking woman stuffing two pencils up her nostrils]

Even better, she posted a video of "Bell Dephine eating PewDiePie", and it was just a video of her eating a photo of him. This woman knows how to troll incels and its great.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Panfilo posted:

Pornhub listing : "BELL DEPHINE GETS HER TWO HOLES FILLED"
[some benign video of this fey looking woman stuffing two pencils up her nostrils]

Really the best thing would have been recording herself shoveling dirt into some holes in her yard.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Really the best thing would have been recording herself shoveling dirt into some holes in her yard then selling that dirt as genuine 'Daphne Filler'.

FTFY

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Bell Delphine is the Bjork of camgirls. She's utterly bizarre, but in a laser-focused way to get lonely gamers' money.

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Anyone who can grift incel gamers as well as she does while barely concealing their contempt for their customers is alright by my book, and goes on my list of cool people.

I am, of course, including these dead gay forums on that list so my judgement is questionable

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Doesn't matter her intent or what she's doing the video is extremely painful to watch to my very core regardless of context.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Doesn't matter her intent or what she's doing the video is extremely painful to watch to my very core regardless of context.

That’s because you are a lil swamp booger baby.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

LingcodKilla posted:

That’s because you are a lil swamp booger baby.

It's true my sensitivity is not to be trifled with.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Lechtansi posted:

Even better, she posted a video of "Bell Dephine eating PewDiePie", and it was just a video of her eating a photo of him. This woman knows how to troll incels and its great.

PewDiePie INSIDE me, actually. With this level of troll pun, you gotta get the phrasing just right.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Everyone has a short window they can do something like that woman. May as well divorce some losers from their money while you can. She's not my kind of thing, but I can appreciate an artist excelling at their craft.

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

Scathach posted:

Harsh truths right here.

All hail the corporate.



I don't get it. Something Holocaust or Soviet, I'm assuming, but I really don't get it.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

RatHat posted:

Didn’t she gain a ton of weight and start doing BBW porn?

Should I know who this person is? I think I missed a whole "thing"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I think Pear-chan? It’s been a while.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

big mean giraffe posted:

Should I know who this person is? I think I missed a whole "thing"

Pearchan

From the name you should be able to deduce that you missed nothing of value

Dale-Taco
Feb 19, 2009

Plethora posted:

I don't get it. Something Holocaust or Soviet, I'm assuming, but I really don't get it.

Louis Vuitton branded gulag uniform.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Pearchan has gained probably 150-200 pounds since then, yeah.

Ironically (?) she gained a lot in the upper half of her body, so she really looks more like an applechan now.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

call me peach-sempai baka ;)

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

T-man posted:

call me peach-sempai baka ;)

I hate you

fuzzy_logic
May 2, 2009

unfortunately hideous and irreverislbe

is this guy Blue Story's husband?

Moving Sucks, But Especially If You're a Geek

"just renting out storage units and engineering complex infrastructure to ferry my mounds of plastic nerd poo poo down the street, you know, like all normal nerds do all the time, right fellow nerds?"
You know it's bad when even the Kotaku commentators are dunking on you.

I ran across the saddest series of videos on fb awhile back - a friend of a friend's fiance had passed away suddenly, leaving behind a hoard of funkos so huge she had no idea what to do with them. People persuaded the widow to list them on fb and they'd buy them to help her out, but there were so many she couldn't even do photos for listings, so she made videos panning over each one. The total video time was over 2 hours. Imagine that being your legacy, just a bunch of loving plastic garbage so huge it becomes a burden on your loved ones just trying to get rid of it.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

fuzzy_logic posted:

Imagine that being your legacy, just a bunch of loving plastic garbage so huge it becomes a burden on your loved ones just trying to get rid of it.
Oh hey, it's my raisin deeter for recycling my excess Magic: The Gathering tokens.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

fuzzy_logic posted:

I ran across the saddest series of videos on fb awhile back - a friend of a friend's fiance had passed away suddenly, leaving behind a hoard of funkos so huge she had no idea what to do with them. People persuaded the widow to list them on fb and they'd buy them to help her out, but there were so many she couldn't even do photos for listings, so she made videos panning over each one. The total video time was over 2 hours. Imagine that being your legacy, just a bunch of loving plastic garbage so huge it becomes a burden on your loved ones just trying to get rid of it.

gently caress, that's a blow.

I'm trying to leave behind tons of notebooks full of the lamest handwritten fiction ever so when I die someone can either pore through it all like a man obsessed or toss it out.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Tubgoat posted:

Oh hey, it's my raisin deeter for recycling my excess Magic: The Gathering tokens.

That was my father's collection of Bradford Exchange plates.

Fortunately, they weren't even worth the effort to list them.

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
Part of my job is being a vulture and flipping stuff I buy at auctions. Some are estates and some are just from people moving or downsizing. The boomer version is hundreds of Goebbels, plates or decorative glass (that no one wants because their only memories of it are their grandmother yelling at them to never touch it). It feels weird seeing thousands of toy cars and models. I just went to one like that and it just screams "you can't take it with you."

Craziest one was an out-of-state sale that was supposedly an entire farmhouse that had every flat space covered with $50 and up fire trucks and police cars. Probably 10,000+ models in the whole sale, just put in trays and sold in mass because piecing them out would drive someone mad.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

Parakeet vs. Phone posted:

The boomer version is hundreds of Goebbels, plates or decorative glass

Goebbels? Boomers love Nazi memorabilia? If that's autocorrect I'm stumped... gerbils? goblets? gold bowls?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Yea my wife and I helped clean out her hoarder uncle's house a few months ago. He gave us a bunch of tobacco tins stuffed with nickels, dimes and quarters from the 40's to the 70's that he and his mother had stuffed away. After organizing them by date and silver content, and after checking for any rare coins (there were none), we brought them to a coin dealer. The $200 in change was worth a whopping total of $325 in silver melt with a few minor rare-ish coins. If the family had invested that $200 in the S&P in 1960 it would have seen a 500% return, or a 3250% return with dividends reinvested.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

uvar posted:

Goebbels? Boomers love Nazi memorabilia? If that's autocorrect I'm stumped... gerbils? goblets? gold bowls?

My money is on Hummels

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



uvar posted:

Goebbels? Boomers love Nazi memorabilia? If that's autocorrect I'm stumped... gerbils? goblets? gold bowls?

Hummel figurines. I think Goebbel is the company name.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I’m garbage at buying gifts because something broke in my head and all I see when I go shopping is plastic poo poo that has had a negative impact in the world, might provide a spark of joy upon being received, and then years of being junk in one place or another until it takes up its share of a landfill.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

LawfulWaffle posted:

I’m garbage at buying gifts because something broke in my head and all I see when I go shopping is plastic poo poo that has had a negative impact in the world, might provide a spark of joy upon being received, and then years of being junk in one place or another until it takes up its share of a landfill.

just at me next time jeez

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

LawfulWaffle posted:

I’m garbage at buying gifts because something broke in my head and all I see when I go shopping is plastic poo poo that has had a negative impact in the world, might provide a spark of joy upon being received, and then years of being junk in one place or another until it takes up its share of a landfill.

The older I get, the more I feel the same way. I've started to gift consumables and gift cards to the movies or donations to the arbor day foundation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyrRwSvpuI

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LawfulWaffle posted:

I’m garbage at buying gifts because something broke in my head and all I see when I go shopping is plastic poo poo that has had a negative impact in the world, might provide a spark of joy upon being received, and then years of being junk in one place or another until it takes up its share of a landfill.

I feel that. It's why last year for Christmas I went with buying board games and pawning it off as gifting the experience (they were still disappointed that I didn't give them trinkets).

This year I'm going to freeze a bunch of meals because I know none of them cook anymore.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Getting old is gaining an appreciation for receiving highly-functional gifts that, while not entertaining, are used every single day.

I love me some merino wool trail socks. Magic cards are also nice to receive but it's challenging pretending to be enthused opening a trash rare from randomised product.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




LawfulWaffle posted:

I’m garbage at buying gifts because something broke in my head and all I see when I go shopping is plastic poo poo that has had a negative impact in the world, might provide a spark of joy upon being received, and then years of being junk in one place or another until it takes up its share of a landfill.

:agreed:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Brawnfire posted:

gently caress, that's a blow.

I'm trying to leave behind tons of notebooks full of the lamest handwritten fiction ever so when I die someone can either pore through it all like a man obsessed or toss it out.

Careful because it might accidentally be awesome

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I plan on going out inside my own burning house so all my poo poo is going up in flames with me. It'll be like Up except instead of flying away, I'm going to torch every trace of my existence off the face of the earth.

This is assuming I'll get to turn 80 or whatever before the planet's biosphere collapses, which hoo doggy outlook ain't good

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

Kharmakazy posted:

My money is on Hummels

LadyPictureShow posted:

Hummel figurines. I think Goebbel is the company name.

Thanks, and wow, they're awful.

Edit: vvv I missed that lego article when it was first posted. Hilarious that in the one photo with a closeup of lego models, they're visibly dusty. He can't even be bothered to clean them! Consumerism is gross.

uvar has a new favorite as of 06:34 on Jul 7, 2019

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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



fuzzy_logic posted:

Moving Sucks, But Especially If You're a Geek

"just renting out storage units and engineering complex infrastructure to ferry my mounds of plastic nerd poo poo down the street, you know, like all normal nerds do all the time, right fellow nerds?"
You know it's bad when even the Kotaku commentators are dunking on you.

I'm a bit confused with the Lego thing from the article. When I was little and played with Lego, it was all about building stuff and taking it apart to repeat the process. Same when my kids and me with Lego. I'm just not getting the point of build the overpriced fancy Lego set and that's it. I'd think if you want to do something like models, you'd want something more realistic looking than Lego blocks.

Tubgoat posted:

Getting old is gaining an appreciation for receiving highly-functional gifts that, while not entertaining, are used every single day.

I love me some merino wool trail socks. Magic cards are also nice to receive but it's challenging pretending to be enthused opening a trash rare from randomised product.

Practical gifts are great. My future in-laws have been steady with Christmas gifts of warm socks, comfy hoodies, and really good moisturizer lotions for my dry skin which see more use than some tchotchke.

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