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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

What’s the context for this?

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Talented painter paints his beautiful friend in a sexual pose and she's happy with it? Yeah, that just owns.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oh God that nude model doesn't have any clothes on this is terrible and gross

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


UGH FEET

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Art degrees destroy your mind.

Source: I have an art degree and didn't even notice that she was posed suggestively at first. I seriously marveled at the technical skill on display for an entire minute before I even noticed what the painting was. Seriously, that brush work is loving spectacular.

I mean, if she's cool with it I don't really see a problem. People started painting naked people pretty much the instant we discovered how to paint things. It's just one of the things we do.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It's awkward because he didn't paint her as a half cat person.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Some goons are prudes. some goons aren't prudish enough. It's a delicate balance.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
It's a great painting, it's also a great rear end. Not sure what the problem here is?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
It's inconsistent with the new thread title.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

If I had an rear end like that I'd pose too

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
As if horny art hasn't been a thing for thousands of years.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I don't have an art background to speak of and noticed that she was posed suggestively immediately. I seriously marveled at the technical skill on display for an entire 3 seconds before I even noticed what the painting was. Seriously, that brush work is loving spectacular.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


That's like some Dutch masters grade poo poo right there. I doubt it would've crossed the poster's mind if she'd been dressed 16th century instead of modernly.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It's about ethics in butt paintings.

UncleButts
Sep 25, 2003

pure of heart
dumb of ass

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's about ethics in butt paintings.

Any prereqs, or is that a freshman level course?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I would appreciate that painting in a museum or on a phone screen at 1:24 a.m. in my bedroom but I would probably not hang a copy on my wall

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Heath posted:

I would appreciate that painting in a museum or on a phone screen at 1:24 a.m. in my bedroom but I would probably not hang a copy on my wall

Hang it outside your bathroom with a little flap of wood covering her legs and butt. The flap is connected to a switch that rings a bell. Have more people over.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Derrrr it’s AUG because she’s Asian and that’s where anime comes from! And anime is bad!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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A logical chain of events leading to an indisputable conclusion

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

yeah nah that painting is amazing and I've only taken like babby's first art class

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


madeintaipei posted:

Hang it outside your bathroom with a little flap of wood covering her legs and butt. The flap is connected to a switch that rings a bell. Have more people over.
Have you been to Roger's Roost, too? (They have a statue of a strapping nude cigar-store Indian in the ladies' room with a flap for modesty that's connected to a red light in the main room.)

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Catpain Slack posted:

As if horny art hasn't been a thing for thousands of years.

Tens of thousands! I remember reading about what are maybe the earliest petroglyphs ever carved, one of which depicts a stick figure with a gargantuan boner

drawing genitals on things is part of what unites us as a species :unsmith:

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




weekend plans any1?>

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


kids, no argue about what is and isn’t aug. we are all aug. thank

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Remember this?

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1140632027873579008?lang=en

Well, have I got something for you!

https://www.facebook.com/GuinnessWorldRecords/videos/595319130873008/

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

SatansOnion posted:

Tens of thousands! I remember reading about what are maybe the earliest petroglyphs ever carved, one of which depicts a stick figure with a gargantuan boner

Don’t dox me

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
Her glasses look dumb. Other than that, it's benign.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

madeintaipei posted:

Hang it outside your bathroom with a little flap of wood covering her legs and butt. The flap is connected to a switch that rings a bell. Have more people over.

Whole lotta angels getting their wings thanks to that bell.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

madeintaipei posted:

Hang it outside your bathroom with a little flap of wood covering her legs and butt. The flap is connected to a switch that rings a bell. Have more people over.

Apparently there's a gas station bathroom at Yeehaw Junction in Florida (this is a real place in Florida) that does that if you try to pull the pants off a statue of a man in there.

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?
I want to say Cigars and Stripes outside Chicago too, it's a common joke

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

LingcodKilla posted:

Reminds me of that story about the woman purposely not getting her yeast infection treated because her boyfriend likes the way it tasted.

sourDON'T

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/famousceleb/status/1166909245884788736?s=21

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Has his head been photoshopped? He doesn't look real.

And that is a really daft hat. It doesn't even fit.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roblo posted:

Has his head been photoshopped? He doesn't look real.

And that is a really daft hat. It doesn't even fit.

It fits, it's just yet another subculture where wearing a particular article of clothing wrong is right

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


Roblo posted:

Has his head been photoshopped? He doesn't look real.

And that is a really daft hat. It doesn't even fit.

Trooper hats are worn with a forward tilt. I don’t know why.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


Eww, mixing Marvel and DC

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

PainterofCrap posted:

Trooper hats are worn with a forward tilt. I don’t know why.

Aping spaghetti westerns. It didn't start till the mid 60's, if that's a clue.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

PainterofCrap posted:

Trooper hats are worn with a forward tilt. I don’t know why.

It's so they don't blow away when struck by a light breeze.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Eww, mixing Marvel and DC

First thing that came to mind.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

pseudosavior posted:

It's so they don't blow away when struck by a light breeze.

It's so they don't fall off when they run and hide during a school shooting

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