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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Snackmar posted:

When I was a kid, everyone with an alcoholic parent would use those for storing marble collections :(

And you'd have multiple shiny Canadian Club stickers all over EVERYTHING.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

T-man posted:

One million years from now, humanity has not significantly improved in any way, gone through fourteen nuclear apocalypses, living on a planet that somehow is a square now. Everyone is at least 14 feet tall, no other changes. Bones snap by middle age, our weight to strength ratio means humans can barely move unassisted, and a pornographic recreation of Cats is the greatest creation in all history.

:hmmyes: hard science fiction with a J. B. S. Haldane twist

Sleve McDichael
Feb 11, 2019

~nice~

T-man posted:

One million years from now, humanity has not significantly improved in any way, gone through fourteen nuclear apocalypses, living on a planet that somehow is a square now. Everyone is at least 14 feet tall, no other changes. Bones snap by middle age, our weight to strength ratio means humans can barely move unassisted, and a pornographic recreation of Cats is the greatest creation in all history.

:hai:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Daddy would like you like my sausage? - Udo Kier

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

T-man posted:

All clothing should be denim, leggings, warm socks, or underwear with a minimum of 10 cubic inches of storage a piece

underwear... with pockets

I am down with this poo poo. I didn't realize how loving dumb women's clothes were until I got married. I thought fake pockets on a sports coat were dumb. Jesus. Women get no pockets. Meanwhile, I have shorts with secret pockets. I have a pair of pants I've owned for over a year, and just found a pocket I didn't know was there.

Also, legging loving rule. Ladies got that poo poo right.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

bulletsponge13 posted:

I am down with this poo poo. I didn't realize how loving dumb women's clothes were until I got married. I thought fake pockets on a sports coat were dumb. Jesus. Women get no pockets. Meanwhile, I have shorts with secret pockets. I have a pair of pants I've owned for over a year, and just found a pocket I didn't know was there.

Also, legging loving rule. Ladies got that poo poo right.

Goddammit, I don't know why but the idea put men finding secret pockets annoys me so much. GIVE ME MORE POCKETS, PATRIARCHY

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Women not having pockets pisses me off and I think is a legitimate vector of pro-feminist radicalisation.

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


What's almost worse than no pockets are those stupid loving pockets that are too small to actually be useful.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

nashona posted:

What's almost worse than no pockets are those stupid loving pockets that are too small to actually be useful.
Almost, but at least they can (usually) contain a bus fare.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


I'm always here for a Riget reference.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



sugar mouse posted:

Goddammit, I don't know why but the idea put men finding secret pockets annoys me so much. GIVE ME MORE POCKETS, PATRIARCHY

For my job, I needed plain black dress slacks because of the dress code. None of the women's departments in the stores I went to had what I needed. There were plenty of black pants, but virtually no pockets, flimsy stitching or had designs on them. My fiance ended up taking me to one of the men's stores he goes to when he needs something dressy. Not only did I find the slacks, they're sturdy, have good pockets which I need when I have a walkie-talkie, and I know what size I take in a men's so if I need another pair, I can go to any men's store. It was the first time that I can remember in a long time where clothes shopping was a positive experience. Talking with the clerk who helped me, he said it's not unusual at all for women to come in looking for clothes for themselves.

So, like I've been buying men's razors for shaving since they're cheaper, now I'll just head to the men's store for when I need something work dressy.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1195876772522409986?s=19

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Can you imagine if poor people started Spartacus'ing pedophiles? Their neighbors would drag them from their houses and torture them to death. It's a shame the wealthy have class solidarity. :sigh:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

T-man posted:

One million years from now, humanity has not significantly improved in any way, gone through fourteen nuclear apocalypses, living on a planet that somehow is a square now. Everyone is at least 14 feet tall, no other changes. Bones snap by middle age, our weight to strength ratio means humans can barely move unassisted, and a pornographic recreation of Cats is the greatest creation in all history.

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you

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Oct 30, 2009

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Tubgoat posted:

Can you imagine poor people

I try not to, thanks.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Tubgoat posted:

Can you imagine if poor people started Spartacus'ing pedophiles? Their neighbors would drag them from their houses and torture them to death. It's a shame the wealthy have class solidarity. :sigh:

Oh, they don't.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

The wealthy have class dependence, not solidarity.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Tubgoat posted:

Can you imagine if poor people started Spartacus'ing pedophiles? Their neighbors would drag them from their houses and torture them to death. It's a shame the wealthy have class solidarity. :sigh:

When I was younger, we used to chase around the local sexual predator. Chased after one teenage boy but, boy, did he run like hell from six of us. The cops told us to knock it off after he started booking it into the closest business and hiding behind the counter every time. Hardee's kitchen staff knew what was up, they'd chase him right back out again. Fucker finally hung himself, oh well. Defo a young man's game.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Snackmar posted:

When I was a kid, everyone with an alcoholic parent would use those for storing marble collections :(

You misspelled "drugs"

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

BiggerBoat posted:

You misspelled "drugs"
They are excellent dice bags and you can often get them for free from liquor stores by asking. I do, and I give them away to folks who don't yet have dice bags (Magic: The Gathering, usually).

T-man posted:

The wealthy have class dependence, not solidarity.
Call it whatcha want, it seems to be working extremely well for them so far.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Tubgoat posted:

They are excellent dice bags and you can often get them for free from liquor stores by asking. I do, and I give them away to folks who don't yet have dice bags (Magic: The Gathering, usually).

Call it whatcha want, it seems to be working extremely well for them so far.

Epstein's "services" weren't used because the rich are 100% pedophiles, they're probably like 33% pedophiles (estimated.) and the rest use it as mutually assured destruction blackmail. Nobody talks or you're outed as a kiddie-diddler along with billionaires with armies of hitmen. That's not solidarity, if Bezos could kill Gates right now without it getting back to him he'd do it in a second, same as basically anyone up to and including his family. I'm not exaggerating, wealth either creates or requires psychopathy.

An army of comrades can have way more common interests between themselves than can an army of psychopaths constantly trying to cannibalize each other. As long as we figure out circular firing squads or what the gently caress we're doing. The first is solidarity, the second is dependence.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Ah, gotcha.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I love seeing people try to describe wealthy people. It's like listening to my nephew try to describe space to me. Just tons of made up stories and ideas that make sense to him, but are in no way true or accurate. I know a lot of rich people. Some of them are absolutely horrible dipshits, but the vast majority of them are just regular people.

hosed up, I know.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I don't think you know anyone wealthy enough to be implicated in Epstein's childrape safaris.
Oh poo poo, that episode of South Park where Chef is killed off makes so much more sense now. :aaaaa:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I don't work with any directly, but I have met with a few that have in the hundreds of millions. My point is that I've kinda ran the gamut through nearly all the classes and can tell you that the amount of assholes is pretty consistent through all of them. Most people are pretty nice and then you get the few outliers that are absolute dickholes or super awesome.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I love seeing people try to describe wealthy people. It's like listening to my nephew try to describe space to me. Just tons of made up stories and ideas that make sense to him, but are in no way true or accurate. I know a lot of rich people. Some of them are absolutely horrible dipshits, but the vast majority of them are just regular people.

hosed up, I know.

You know a lot of people. I've been their housekeeper, their new hire, and their inconvenience. Echoing tubgirl, the people you know are, at best, the petite bourgeois who will be the first dead once things break down. Too rich to have a shred of humanity left, too poor to own rape islands or bunkers.

Always judge someone by how they treat fast food workers, waitstaff, and poor immigrants.

e: never mind, you're hopeless

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
They can be individually nice and personable, but hoarding hundreds of millions of dollars away is the *reason* they’re bad people. There’s a threshold where the amount of money you have control over tips over from “doing well for yourself” into “obscene.”

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Oct 30, 2009

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When will you fools realize that extremely wealthy people are just like you and I, just a couple of average joes

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't work with any directly, but I have met with a few that have in the hundreds of millions. My point is that I've kinda ran the gamut through nearly all the classes and can tell you that the amount of assholes is pretty consistent through all of them. Most people are pretty nice and then you get the few outliers that are absolute dickholes or super awesome.

The difference is that even if they are "pretty nice", the multimillionaires and billionaires are actively killing people.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's like saying that Jeffrey Dahmer was a charming young man, except the whole society has been conditioned to think that way for a whole class of murderers.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
There's definitely a point of "OK, you can stop now" when it comes to wealth. Generally speaking a typical working person will earn somewhere like $1 million to $4 million over their entire lives. If you have $2 million in cash left over after taxes from some thing or another that's more than enough to live rather comfortably for however long you're going to stay kicking even if it's 50 more years. Once it gets into the hundreds of millions it's like yeah, you're just being greedy now.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The point isn't "You are being greedy", it's "you couldn't have possibly made that on your own, you are a thief"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Yeah, once you have about $3m you can retire and pay yourself more than most people earn a year for the rest of your life.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, once you have about $3m you can retire and pay yourself more than most people earn a year for the rest of your life.

Gates is at 110 billion, right? 110B/3M = 36,666 people with more money than they really need forever. One person has that. This is AUG.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yeah, and he says he'd rather support the Nazis than give away any of it. And he's The Good One.

What's to be done?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I mean I can't argue that. And all that wealth could be going to do better things than sitting around like a dragon hoard, agreed. I'm just saying they're still people. Line them up for the revolution that's never going to happen or whatever, but they are still people even though you don't like them. :shrug:

But it makes sense to dehumanize the people you've decided to hate. It's probably the oldest type of propaganda in human existence.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
They are people, which should make them capable of understanding that they are hurting people. They are apparently incapable of that, so it's up to other people to correct that.

E: Wait, this isn't the capitalism thread? Sorry for the derail then.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

steinrokkan posted:

They are people, which should make them capable of understanding that they are hurting people. They are apparently incapable of that, so it's up to other people to correct that.

E: Wait, this isn't the capitalism thread? Sorry for the derail then.

Name a single thing more AUG than Capitalism.

Giant Isopod
Jan 30, 2010

Bathynomus giganteus
Yams Fan

Solice Kirsk posted:

I mean I can't argue that. And all that wealth could be going to do better things than sitting around like a dragon hoard, agreed. I'm just saying they're still people. Line them up for the revolution that's never going to happen or whatever, but they are still people even though you don't like them. :shrug:

But it makes sense to dehumanize the people you've decided to hate. It's probably the oldest type of propaganda in human existence.

Except our "dehumanization" of them is saying mean, powerless words, and their dehumanization of other people is systematically destroying people's lives, so you're right, truly we are the villains here for being big meanies

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

please don't hurt smol jeff's feelings, his big glass balls got kicked in the Seattle election (to make a city council that will still be useless later.)

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