PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Tubgoat posted:

Name a single thing more AUG than Capitalism.

Chattel slavery.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 02:53

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:43

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Heath posted:

Chattel slavery.

Capitalism literally requires it in order to run and will always re-create it if ever the latter is eliminated.

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tacodaemon posted:

Tubgoat has a new favorite as of 02:57 on Nov 18, 2019

# ? Nov 18, 2019 02:54

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Sorry to bring back in women's clothing, but what the gently caress is happening with your sizes.
Men's might have a little more or less depending on manufacturing, but holy poo poo. How is the same label size so loving different with ladies?

# ? Nov 18, 2019 03:04

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

bulletsponge13 posted:

Sorry to bring back in women's clothing, but what the gently caress is happening with your sizes.
Men's might have a little more or less depending on manufacturing, but holy poo poo. How is the same label size so loving different with ladies?

Same reason they don't have pockets.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 03:07

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

bulletsponge13 posted:

Sorry to bring back in women's clothing, but what the gently caress is happening with your sizes.
Men's might have a little more or less depending on manufacturing, but holy poo poo. How is the same label size so loving different with ladies?

In theory, female bodies have significant variations in body shape beyond simple size, especially when compared to male bodies

In practice, chaos reigns

# ? Nov 18, 2019 03:15

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

So just put more spandex into the canvas! Christ al-loving-mighty.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T USE CANVAS!!??

# ? Nov 18, 2019 03:18

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Real capitalism has never been tried.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 03:33

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bulletsponge13 posted:

Sorry to bring back in women's clothing, but what the gently caress is happening with your sizes.
Men's might have a little more or less depending on manufacturing, but holy poo poo. How is the same label size so loving different with ladies?

As I understand it, it has also got a lot to do with vanity sizing.

Which is when a bunch of women said "I don't want to be a size 16, coz that makes me feel fat" so the clothes manufacturers said "OK, you are a size 14 now" by simply changing the numbers of the sizes and moving them all down a level. This led to absurd poo poo like size 0, and size -1 being a thing.

And then you have different brands/manufacturers have different arbitrary measurements for their arbitrary number sizes.

Wheras with mens sizes, your S, M, L, XLs etc. are vague enough that each size has a little wriggle room regardless of brand/manufacturer. Or in the case of jeans/pants are an actual number in centimetres/inches for the waist size.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 03:47

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

bulletsponge13 posted:

Sorry to bring back in women's clothing, but what the gently caress is happening with your sizes.
Men's might have a little more or less depending on manufacturing, but holy poo poo. How is the same label size so loving different with ladies?

Uh men�s is pretty hosed up to. I�m 6�3� and ~190 and that is apparently a medium in many brands nowadays.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 03:51

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

BrigadierSensible posted:

Or in the case of jeans/pants are an actual number in centimetres/inches for the waist size.

Which also have vanity sizing going on between brands lol except they're just straight up lying about how big around their waist sizes are

At least women's clothes don't pretend that they're 36 inches when they're actually 41, Old Navy

# ? Nov 18, 2019 04:04

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

https://twitter.com/ihavepng/status/1156093738529251328

# ? Nov 18, 2019 04:17

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DorkusMalorkus posted:

https://twitter.com/ihavepng/status/1156093738529251328

try selling that bathwater

# ? Nov 18, 2019 04:32

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DorkusMalorkus posted:

https://twitter.com/ihavepng/status/1156093738529251328

thsts an expensive video to shoot

# ? Nov 18, 2019 04:34

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Tashilicious posted:

thsts an expensive video to shoot

It's just water. It can dry.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 06:17

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

I really very much extremely do not want to find out what that is going to smell like after that.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 06:19

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Gotta admire the color-fastness of that fun fur suit.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 06:20

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

wesleywillis posted:

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you

Zager and Evans have been making that promise at least since I was a little kid, and they still haven't delivered. I'm out here using my own muscles like a loving chump.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 06:23

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

bulletsponge13 posted:

Sorry to bring back in women's clothing, but what the gently caress is happening with your sizes.
Men's might have a little more or less depending on manufacturing, but holy poo poo. How is the same label size so loving different with ladies?

Men's sizes are based on actual measurements. a 32x 30 pair of pants will fit a guy with a 32" waist and 30" inseam 75% of the time. Women's sizes are based on voodoo, what will make them feel less "fat", and the roll of a D20,

# ? Nov 18, 2019 06:31

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Zager and Evans have been making that promise at least since I was a little kid, and they still haven't delivered. I'm out here using my own muscles like a loving chump.

i plan to be one of the old clunky mechanical cyborgs in DX1 as soon as humanly possible

SKULL GUN

# ? Nov 18, 2019 06:40

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

cult_hero posted:

Men's sizes are based on actual measurements. a 32x 30 pair of pants will fit a guy with a 32" waist and 30" inseam 75% of the time. Women's sizes are based on voodoo, what will make them feel less "fat", and the roll of a D20,

Rule of thumb, the more hoity-toity a store is the lower the number will be. So, say you're a 10 in a regular store? Rich people store, you're a 6 or less.

There can be exceptions of course.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 07:07

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I really very much extremely do not want to find out what that is going to smell like after that.

When I soak some piece of clothing my kitten pissed all over it tends to smell less after than it did before.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 07:10

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

DorkusMalorkus posted:

https://twitter.com/ihavepng/status/1156093738529251328

No sir, I don't like it

# ? Nov 18, 2019 07:24

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

LingcodKilla posted:

When I soak some piece of clothing my kitten pissed all over it tends to smell less after than it did before.

Regression to the funk-mean. If that suit was clean when it went into the tub (theoretically possible), it's going to be getting worse. If it already smelled like furry failsex, it's getting cleaner as we watch.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 09:07

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LingcodKilla posted:

It's just water. It can dry.

I sure as poo poo don't trust a fursuit to airdry properly without eventually turning into a giant mass of mildew, and I sure as poo poo also don't wanna put it in a dryer because fursuits sound like the kind of thing that have "dryclean only" on them.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 10:39

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Tashilicious posted:

I sure as poo poo don't trust a fursuit to airdry properly without eventually turning into a giant mass of mildew, and I sure as poo poo also don't wanna put it in a dryer because fursuits sound like the kind of thing that have "dryclean only" on them.

Look at this person who thinks furries wash their suits!

# ? Nov 18, 2019 11:34

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humphreys posted:

Look at this person who thinks furries wash their suits!

# ? Nov 18, 2019 11:36

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Clean them with alcohol like any other costume.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 11:38

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Re billionaires

VoteBernieFor2020 on Reddit posted:

Billionaries aren't just a policy failure, they are the embodiment of immorality. You can't be a billionaire and a good person, despite what their astroturfing PR teams on reddit may try to tell you for some of the 'good ones'.

It's literally impossible to accumulate that much wealth without the mass exploitation of others and the profits their labor generated. Not to mention the exploitation of the earth until it's uninhabitable for human life.

George Washington was the richest man in the country when the US was founded, and he "only" had today's equivalent of 500 million. That wouldn't even get him in the room with some of these ghouls today.

If people only understood just how obscenely rich these monsters were, they wouldn't be able to show their face in society while millions suffer. I like to use the analogy of a staircase, with each step on the staircase representing $100,000 of net worth. That's several years of working wages saved up for tens of millions of Americans:

HALF of people in the united states are on the base or the very 1st step. Almost 200 million people who can't even get one step up in this system.

Those households at the 80th percentile, richer than 4/5 Americans, are on the 5th step. That's about five seconds of walking to get up there.

Those with more money than 90% of fellow Americans, millionaires who we consider our upper-middle class professional class and live more than comfortably, are on the 11th step. A few more seconds of walking up from that previous middle-class step. Most Americans won't even come close to accumulating this much over an entire lifetime of working.

A billionaire is ten thousand steps up the staircase. That's enough to walk up five Empire State buildings. That's almost three hours of walking non-stop. You think they care about the petty squabbles of anyone on those first few steps or so? From these heights they couldn't tell the difference even if they wanted to. And yet those who've maybe ascended or were born on the first few dozen steps think they identify with this group as a class.

And Jeff Bezos? He's so high up it only makes sense to describe his staircase in distance. His stairs take him up 133 miles. That's more than halfway to the space station. That's more than 24 consecutive Mt. Everest's stacked on top of each other. It would take walking, non-stop, no sleep, over two weeks to ascend that high, each single step worth more than five poverty-level families in America combined.

There is no justification in the universe to that much money being hoarded by one family, and anyone working to justify it is an agent of evil

# ? Nov 18, 2019 11:46

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Zager and Evans have been making that promise at least since I was a little kid, and they still haven't delivered. I'm out here using my own muscles like a loving chump.

Well, we haven't even reacehd the year 2525 yet so we've still got a while to go.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 12:24

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Everything to do with Prince Andrews 'alibi' and interview is just laughable.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 13:00

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wesleywillis posted:

Well, we haven't even reacehd the year 2525 yet so we've still got a while to go.

where's cleopatra

# ? Nov 18, 2019 13:02

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Humphreys posted:

Everything to do with Prince Andrews 'alibi' and interview is just laughable.

Apart from the raping enslaved women and not being immediately strung up part.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 13:37

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

cakesmith handyman posted:

Apart from the raping enslaved ~~women~~ children and not being immediately strung up part.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 16:10

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Nov 18, 2019 19:52

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Deeply felt, verygayandverytired.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 20:31

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

LingcodKilla posted:

It's just water. It can dry.

Lol, I admire your naivete

# ? Nov 18, 2019 21:02

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Bogus Adventure posted:

Lol, I admire your naivete

I�ve washed my children�s cloth baby diapers.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 21:14

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

LingcodKilla posted:

I�ve washed my children�s cloth baby diapers.

I meant more that you're under the impression that there isn't any jizz in bathwater

# ? Nov 18, 2019 21:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Bogus Adventure posted:

I meant more that you're under the impression that there isn't any jizz in bathwater

Look I get it. Goons can�t be convinced it�s possible to wash cloths let alone if they got poo poo piss or jizz on them or tell drawn water from a stagnant swamp. I�ll be quiet about it.

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

still thinkin bout that frussy

# ? Nov 18, 2019 21:44

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