PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

WrenP-Complete posted:

Here's the video clip:
https://youtu.be/HuPFHQW8g3Y

He's a reverend!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foULNp3MpIQ

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:36

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 13:50

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

quote:

Physically, you have neither had any surgery nor suffered any injury that mutilated or harmed your genitalia, or impaired their sensitivity, or restricted the size of their opening.)

However, if you require waiting a long time before sex or waiting until after marriage, then I am not your man.

First paragraph: Gross.
Second: Huh.

Something about astrology. Here's his chart to check for compatibility, I guess.

WrenP-Complete has a new favorite as of 20:17 on Jan 7, 2020

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:12

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

WrenP-Complete posted:

quote:
I think BIG. My goals are large and diverse. In this paragraph, I will very briefly describe four aspects of my career. First, I have founded a spiritual organization devoted to healing this planet by eliminating needless human suffering. Second, I am creating (with my team) a series of online products that will revolutionize mathematics education, and we anticipate releasing our first product in early 2020. Third, I am creating (with my team) a new IT platform that will uplift the computer industry. Fourth, I make money as a consultant, working in my home office serving clients.

That son of a bitch is trying to steal the thunder of my own new religion, Voodhism. I will put a curse on him, and end his suffering.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:35

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

WrenP-Complete posted:

First paragraph: Gross.
Second: Huh.

Something about astrology. Here's his chart to check for compatibility, I guess.

...is he trying to exclude post bottom surgery trans women?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:51

upsidedown: Dec 30, 2008

WrenP-Complete posted:

First paragraph: Gross.
Second: Huh.

Something about astrology. Here's his chart to check for compatibility, I guess.

As a pale as hell white dude I am also at risk of moon-related cancer.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 22:43

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

WrenP-Complete posted:

First paragraph: Gross.
Second: Huh.

Something about astrology. Here's his chart to check for compatibility, I guess.

What planet does the mouse cursor represent?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 23:05

GreenMetalSun: Oct 12, 2012

T-man posted:

...is he trying to exclude post bottom surgery trans women?

Uh... so... a real question that I honestly don't mean in an insulting way - you can tell that from the star chart?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 23:21

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

T-man posted:

...is he trying to exclude post bottom surgery trans women?

I think yes, but because of a different qualifying question and text not the genital injury one. He has a Lot to say about gender on his website.

quote:

There are TWO and ONLY two genders: female and male, which are determined by the development of the fetus, prior to birth. Gender is expressed not only by the external sex organs, but also by the chromosomes in every cell and by the shape of the brain. The duality of gender is fundamental to the operation of this universe (as fundamental as the duality of the electron and proton). The transgender movement is funded by the global elites to undermine the foundation of our society. Surgery on a child to create the external appearance of the opposite gender should be a felony (gross mayhem) by the doctor and the parent who consents to it.

I'm the gross mayhem.

From his goals

quote:

Returning gender and sexuality to the Light by teaching that gender and sex are essential to the creative process, that biological difference between the two genders should be honored and celebrated, and that sex should be practiced sacredly. This includes teaching men to be awesome males who deliver awesome sexual experiences to worthy women.

From question 3 of the qualifying questions:

quote:

Question 3 of 11: What is your gender history?

I am female. My physical body is female and has been female for my entire life, ever since my birth into this lifetime from my mother's womb. I am HAPPY that I am female.

Something else.

I've responded in reverse order cause I'm on my phone hitting the back key on his weird website.

GreenMetalSun posted:

Uh... so... a real question that I honestly don't mean in an insulting way - you can tell that from the star chart?

Nah, T-man is probably responding to the other part of my post but the forums don't enable embedded double quoting by default.

WrenP-Complete has a new favorite as of 23:44 on Jan 7, 2020

# ? Jan 7, 2020 23:36

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

GreenMetalSun posted:

Uh... so... a real question that I honestly don't mean in an insulting way - you can tell that from the star chart?

haha, wren-P is correct. I have no idea what that star chart says.

e: please don't tell me it's bullshit

# ? Jan 8, 2020 00:55

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Star charts are serious loving business. I know because I'm such a Libra.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 01:57

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Solice Kirsk posted:

Star charts are serious loving business. I know because I'm such a Libra.

As a Pisces i scoff at you're being such a casual.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 02:03

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

I'm a Cancer, so I'm crying

# ? Jan 8, 2020 02:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

# ? Jan 8, 2020 02:16

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

I'm a Scorpio, so gently caress each and every one of you

# ? Jan 8, 2020 02:25

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm a Leo so shut the gently caress up and invade Poland

# ? Jan 8, 2020 02:34

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

that guy posted:

When I look at your chart (using Jyotish, not Western astrology), I will check for the following characteristics. The more you have, the more compatible we are:

Your rising sign (ascendant) is either Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn or Pisces;

Your Sun is in Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn or Pisces;

Your Moon is in Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn or Pisces;

Your Mercury is not in Pisces;

Your Venus is in Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn or Pisces;

Your Mars is in Aries, Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn or Pisces;

Your Jupiter is not in Capricorn;

Your Saturn is not in Aries; and

You have planets on both sides of line between your Rahu and your Ketu (which are the Moon's two nodes, i.e., the points where the Moon's orbit intersected the plane of the Earth's orbit when you were born).

I have planets on both sides of line... :smug:

# ? Jan 8, 2020 02:42

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

WrenP-Complete posted:

I have planets on both sides of line...

One of my planets hangs lower than the other. Is that normal?

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

DandyLion posted:

One of my planets hangs lower than the other. Is that normal?

No, get your planets in alignment. Disgusting.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 04:09

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

No, get your planets in alignment. Disgusting.

I guess this explains why I'm still a Virgo

# ? Jan 8, 2020 04:09

We Got Us A Bread: Jul 23, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

That was me at 20.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 05:45

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

We Got Us A Bread posted:

That was me at 20.

Hell yeah, Final Fantasy 9 was pretty great for a jRPG!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 05:53

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

T-man posted:

...is he trying to exclude post bottom surgery trans women?

That, too, but also cis women who have had pelvic floor reconstruction, it sounds like. And cis women who have had clitoridectomies. And maybe cis women who have had labia reductions.

What a prize!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:48

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

AlbieQuirky posted:

labia reductions.

I tend to think it's this one. Like this guy absolutely has Opinions about women altering their bodies in any way.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:55

Question Mark Mound: Jun 14, 2006; Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

quote:

The duality of gender is fundamental to the operation of this universe (as fundamental as the duality of the electron and proton)

The N in NB stands for Neutron.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 09:07

Technocrat: Jan 30, 2011; I always finish what I sta

DandyLion posted:

One of my planets hangs lower than the other. Is that normal?

Pee is stored in the planets

# ? Jan 8, 2020 09:48

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

T-man posted:

...is he trying to exclude post bottom surgery trans women?

I know the surgery is lots of work, but I didn't know they'd also remove Uranus.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 12:47

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

RatHat posted:

What planet does the mouse cursor represent?

Probably Mars

Or it may represent the astrological sign Sagittarius

# ? Jan 8, 2020 22:47

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

the cursor clearly represents the thirteenth sign, Ophiyikesus

# ? Jan 9, 2020 01:13

Xiahou Dun: Jul 16, 2009; We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.

I'll be the needle in your haystack if you know what I mean.

I feel so dirty even saying that as a joke.

# ? Jan 9, 2020 02:56

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Xiahou Dun posted:

I'll be the needle in your haystack if you know what I mean.

I feel so dirty even saying that as a joke.

Maybe, but I'll be the needle part is accurate :v:

# ? Jan 9, 2020 13:08

Slumfrog: Feb 14, 2012; BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

chitoryu12 posted:

Just spotted on I-95:

From a couple of pages back, and I'm sorry, but

Joker's truck

# ? Jan 9, 2020 21:03

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Question Mark Mound posted:

The N in NB stands for Neutron.

The B stands for balls

# ? Jan 9, 2020 22:02

Queen Gnome: Jul 30, 2006; Her Lawnliness

So I found a book

https://thefirebirdbook.com/home/
I stumbled across the author on Twitter. He was talking about how much he loves our president.

Here's a sample to get you hooked: