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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The dork probably just relates to Squidward and thinks referencing memes is a personality trait.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




teen witch posted:

This internet belongs in the trash

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
I mean if the alt-right wants to adopt a joke whose punchline is "Belongs in the trash," I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I call this one "Racist and Fash"

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018
https://twitter.com/thottbaio/status/1260696452004671489

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Someone should contact Fake Child Protective Services and have her doll taken away from her.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
wtf is a reborn mom

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

beanieson posted:

wtf is a reborn mom

According the the replies it's some kind of therapy/coping mechanism for a mother whose child has died. Though this woman in particular seems to think her doll is a character from a movie and also a holocaust survivor so it might just be good ol' mental illness.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

More loiek, belongs in the trash!

E: I wasn't meaning your funny edit I mean it's a joke from when that Squidward image came from

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

beanieson posted:

wtf is a reborn mom

It's people who get reborn dolls to make up for not having a real child in their life.

Up to and including conjoined twin dolls which is very fitting for this thread.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Jfc

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Oct 30, 2009

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beanieson posted:

wtf is a reborn mom

It is a legitimately sad thing

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

oldpainless posted:

It is a legitimately sad thing

Yeah Jesus Christ, this is horrible

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Oh....oh my.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I learned of these people during SAs edgier days when we were saying stuff like "your poison womb is making heaven too full." Which , I'll admit l, still makes me laugh a little if only because itd be really shocking to hear

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

uhhh...

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
What the gently caress

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Hihohe posted:

I learned of these people during SAs edgier days when we were saying stuff like "your poison womb is making heaven too full." Which , I'll admit l, still makes me laugh a little if only because itd be really shocking to hear

Remember when furries were called plushies? Man, those were the days.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Hihohe posted:

I learned of these people during SAs edgier days when we were saying stuff like "your poison womb is making heaven too full." Which , I'll admit l, still makes me laugh a little if only because itd be really shocking to hear

It's "too loving crowded" which is somehow funnier for reasons I can't articulate.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
on a lighter note, wishdotcom is truly a bottomless well of thread content

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

on a lighter note, wishdotcom is truly a bottomless well of thread content


Four dollars?! You'd be a fool to NOT buy it!

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


Good to see John Carpenter still getting work

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



lol i can only imagine how many of the replies are "oh yeah so did my mother in law"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

If the r/r thread has taught me anything it's that weddings are loving wild as poo poo and to never go anywhere near organising one.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
the more I read r/r the happier I am that both my weddings were at the courthouse and involved minimal fuss and effort; I have literally never wanted a big wedding and I'm glad for it

guess I'm just not a True American™ because I didn't spend two years' salary on a fancy party though, idk, might be a formative experience I missed out on

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Inceltown posted:

It's people who get reborn dolls to make up for not having a real child in their life.

Up to and including conjoined twin dolls which is very fitting for this thread.



Oh hey reborn dolls

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
one of a kind alright.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's a gorilla face painted green lol

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Yeah it's so fuckin weird.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Flint_Paper posted:

Good to see John Carpenter still getting work

John Carpenter is living the dream playing in a synthwave band with his son, making the same music he made for his films but now it's super popular in his own right, so he is cashing in on a subgenre he helped popularized. not AUG, imo, but super blessed.

his last film? garbage fire.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

Remember when furries were called plushies? Man, those were the days.

pretty sure that was never and plushies gently caress stuffed animals.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tashilicious posted:

pretty sure that was never and plushies gently caress stuffed animals.

Trap sprung

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humphreys posted:

Trap sprung

Is it a trap if I don't care?
Plenty of goons have heard worse from me. Ask the ffxiv discord.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sticking my dick in a bear trap and loving every second of it.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


You can't be both a bear and a trap at the same time :rolleyes:

v sorry

mrpwase has a new favorite as of 12:54 on May 18, 2020

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mrpwase posted:

You can't be both a bear and a trap at the same time :rolleyes:

Not with that attitude

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Can we not throw that word around its pretty transphobic.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Tashilicious posted:

Can we not throw that word around its pretty transphobic.

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Tashilicious posted:

Can we not throw that word around its pretty transphobic.

Yeah, this.

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