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Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

They're not they guy you need to beat in a downhill ski race to save the rec center in an 80s movie

They're the guys standing behind him going "Huh huh huh good one Chet"

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



I've actually completed an undergraduate degree unlike the boys in the picture so I know better than to think that their features got shuffled around their unborn faces during multiple choppy helicopter rides to and from Little St. James Island like mushroom pieces in a runny campfire omelette

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



DorkusMalorkus posted:


These two loving mouth breathers. Just loving hell.

Eric doing his best "Biff Tannen's Extra Chromosome" impersonation.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!


LingcodKilla posted:

Fine then. Printers at dawn and bring our real dolls as our seconds.

I'm not sure mom will have my breakfast ready by dawn, but Jessica will gladly allow me to wheel her out to the field of battle where you shall be bested by my Brother colour laser.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Gromit posted:

You'd have thought we would have moved onto something better by now, but it turns out Stockholm Syndrome is a powerful thing.

Listen you bastard I paid my ten dollars and I'm going to get my drat money's worth

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

Flint_Paper posted:

Listen you bastard I paid my ten dollars and I'm going to get my drat money's worth

$13.57 adjusting for inflation.

Miss
Dec 16, 2006

Ooo I'm a great fan! Whenever I watch TV I'm always saying 'That's political correctness gone mad!'

Why thankyew!



Pillbug


hhhhhahaha

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


I remember when I first started lurking; the president was incompetent and his administration was malevolent, the economy was crashing and nobody had a good response, the "left" had an election stolen from it a few years ago, and we were completely and utterly unprepared for the gigadeath systems collapse from climate change in ~50 years (now 13 years less!). But my posting muscles were weak and undeveloped unlike now, so it's a wash.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






otter posted:

$13.57 adjusting for inflation.

Given the price of the Aussie dollar I paid a lot more than that without even figuring inflation into anything.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

DorkusMalorkus posted:


These two loving mouth breathers. Just loving hell.

i always think of the triangle-mouthed doll-fucker when i see these two. someone else will have to post the pic because i dont have it.

what i DO have is my friend's further adventures in online dating:




LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


DemonDarkhorse posted:

i always think of the triangle-mouthed doll-fucker when i see these two. someone else will have to post the pic because i dont have it.

what i DO have is my friend's further adventures in online dating:






Is this a gently caress one, marry one and kill one?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010




which one would you gently caress

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


The one that wasn't posted

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013


DorkusMalorkus posted:


These two loving mouth breathers. Just loving hell.

Nice try, now post the picture that wasn't retouched by the lady who did that Jesus fresco restoration

Internet Wizard posted:

The one that wasn't posted

So you'd marry one of these two?

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

which one would you gently caress

I’d sooner run out of the room meowing like a cat.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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LingcodKilla posted:

I’d sooner run out of the room meowing like a cat.

Act like you've been there before. The pro move is to slowly back out of the room on all fours.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010




LingcodKilla posted:

I’d sooner run out of the room meowing like a cat.

.... Then what's giving you the erection youd be trying to hide?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



LingcodKilla posted:

I’d sooner run out of the room meowing like a cat.

Well, the room called, and it's running out of you.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Paladinus posted:

Well, the room called, and it's running out of you.

This guy. I love this guy.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 11, 2012


DorkusMalorkus posted:


These two loving mouth breathers. Just loving hell.

Don't the Trumps have... y'know, a lot of money? Surely there are stylists and tailors who could have made them look good, or at least, not like this.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

GreenMetalSun posted:

Don't the Trumps have... y'know, a lot of money? Surely there are stylists and tailors who could have made them look good, or at least, not like this.

I mean, have you seen their dad? I get it, I'm a fat dad too, but at least I wear button down shirts and know how to grill a steak medium... and not put ketchup on it.

edit: had to fix typo.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


There's no buying good sense, nor taste. Personally I plan on living in a fallout bunker with a gigabit internet line after I get rich. (now selling posting training, post harder than ever before starting from 30/hr.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


I'm not paying you 30/hr to tell me to stop posting while binge drinking.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


Resting Lich Face posted:

I'm not paying you 30/hr to tell me to stop posting while binge drinking.

Are you binge drinking or am I? Either way, my advice is to post more. That's a free sample.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


SPAGETT!!

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


T-man posted:

Are you binge drinking or am I? Either way, my advice is to post more. That's a free sample.

Me. Or maybe both of us. Boy I need to stop posting while binge drinking.


... she says as she posts while binge drinking.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

Holy poo poo, it's uncanny. I hadn't noticed his face before, his chest hair made me instinctively look away from the photo.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


Knormal posted:

Holy poo poo, it's uncanny. I hadn't noticed his face before, his chest hair made me instinctively look away from the photo.

Terrifyingly he's the most attractive person in that post.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Chest rug delivery man definitely fucks.

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!

Fallen Rib

He looks like fun and like he can laugh at himself. So many men cannot tolerate not being alpha boss seriousman.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


GreenMetalSun posted:

Don't the Trumps have... y'know, a lot of money? Surely there are stylists and tailors who could have made them look good, or at least, not like this.

They have all those things, what you're failing to recognize is that this is the best they could do

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

I've asked this question before, but what do the Trump sons do for a living? What is their job?

Also, was it Don Jr. or Eric. that neither Don nor his wife wanted in the custody battle?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


Be daddy's kids. Chapo watched a clip of Eric slowly and gently being told which of two options to pick at his real estate "job," and the sad part is that it's obvious he thinks he's actually making any decisions. It was like a toddler convinced that nap time was all his idea.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



BrigadierSensible posted:

I've asked this question before, but what do the Trump sons do for a living? What is their job?

Also, was it Don Jr. or Eric. that neither Don nor his wife wanted in the custody battle?

They have generic "businessman" jobs in the Trump Organization handling its business and doing investment deals. Their dad scamming his way into the White House has given them political tasks that they repeatedly gently caress up. Basically all nepotism giving them poo poo they're woefully unqualified for.

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009


To be fair Kushner has benefited far more from political nepotism than either son. I can't tell if Kushner is actually good at anything other than being the dude Donnie wishes he was (married to Ivanka).

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013


chitoryu12 posted:

They have generic "businessman" jobs in the Trump Organization handling its business and doing investment deals. Their dad scamming his way into the White House has given them political tasks that they repeatedly gently caress up. Basically all nepotism giving them poo poo they're woefully unqualified for.

So, failsons?

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010



The horror of this photo just keeps unrolling as you pan from left to right...

Not only is the white dress so tacky, it also is ill fit & unflattering on her torso, then you see the wedding dress, then the doughy failsons...

E: AHHHHH I JUST REALIZED THEIR BOUTONNIÈRES ARE T FOR TRUMP AHHHHHHHH

MAKE NO BABBYS has a new favorite as of 22:40 on May 21, 2020

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

The horror of this photo just keeps unrolling as you pan from left to right...

Not only is the white dress so tacky, it also is ill fit & unflattering on her torso, then you see the wedding dress, then the doughy failsons...

E: AHHHHH I JUST REALIZED THEIR BOUTONNIÈRES ARE T FOR TRUMP AHHHHHHHH

The best part is....

Junior’s wife left him

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

The best part is....

Junior’s wife left him

You have to love her part-way to “my big fat gypsy wedding” dress along with the big ol evangelical cross.

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if it was illegitimate.

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

The horror of this photo just keeps unrolling as you pan from left to right...

Not only is the white dress so tacky, it also is ill fit & unflattering on her torso, then you see the wedding dress, then the doughy failsons...

E: AHHHHH I JUST REALIZED THEIR BOUTONNIÈRES ARE T FOR TRUMP AHHHHHHHH

She must use the same tailor as her dad. Also wtf is with the entire Trump family's weird loving hands in photos. They always look like aliens who are uncomfortable in human costumes.

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