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CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012




That shoe is stretched to the absolute max.

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



CeramicPig posted:



That shoe is stretched to the absolute max.

For sale
Baby shoes
Never removed

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Noblesse Obliged posted:

For sale
Baby shoes
Never removed

lol

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

Itís Cotton Hill!

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn


CeramicPig posted:



That shoe is stretched to the absolute max.

jesus christ

look at the fold on they wrist

look like one of them hollywood fat suits

for a comedy scene

that ankle is a $49/lb Iberico acorn-fed shank of Jamůn

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007


CasketKing outside getting some fresh air

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



CeramicPig posted:



That shoe is stretched to the absolute max.
Maybe it's just the angle or because it's obscured behind the fence, but is his other leg way smaller?

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Doin up the 'Ouse is Me Bread and Butter


Knormal posted:

Maybe it's just the angle or because it's obscured behind the fence, but is his other leg way smaller?

With that level of obesity there is probably lymphodema (sp?) in one of the legs, so yeah one probably is way smaller.

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

It's not science if someone doesn't get hurt.

Knormal posted:

Maybe it's just the angle or because it's obscured behind the fence, but is his other leg way smaller?

Looks like it. Those arms don't really fit the expected size of someone with a leg that fat. One of my dad's cousins had an incredibly rare condition that caused his arm and leg on one side of his body to be massively swollen and, IIRC, sweat blood. It could just be really bad edema in that leg and they basically has to wear JNCOs just to fit the one leg in.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Those aren't cankles, they're THANKLES

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Those aren't cankles, they're THANKLES



At least read the last few pages (and this page)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






He' s fat

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014


Is that the People Eater?

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.



Tim Farron's been having a rough time since he stopped being leader of the lib dems.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Is that the guy who has anatomically correctish skeletons for his furry gently caress dolls.

cnut
May 3, 2016


Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Is that Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys behind her?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

I like how you can only see half of his eyebrow, yet his feeling of utter shock and horror is instantly recognizable.

cnut
May 3, 2016


Clamknuckle posted:

Is that Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys behind her?

Huh

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




Clamknuckle posted:

Is that Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys behind her?

Why is that the first thing I noticed In the pic

Jesus my brain must be short circulating

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



teen witch posted:

Why is that the first thing I noticed In the pic

Jesus my brain must be short circulating

Defensive mechanism.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.




Oompa Loompette (low-hanging schnozzberries I know)

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Is that a photoshop or a doll?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth IK





Jay Lenore.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




Cobalt-60 posted:

Is that a photoshop or a doll?

Yes

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


OwlFancier posted:

Tim Farron's been having a rough time since he stopped being leader of the lib dems.

Can't be Tim Farron, there's no miwk in shot.

cnut
May 3, 2016


teen witch
Oct 9, 2012





Uh good for her?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth IK




She should have just worn it out.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


White 6Ē dildo? Boooooring avoid.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of




Cowslips Warren posted:

But it never stops at being a sex toy, does it? I don't take my dildo out to restaurants (well, even Pre Covid) or introduce it to people as my spouse. Why are dollfuckers and plushie fuckers always wanting a loving audience?

I'll bet this is like negative reviews. For every one dollfucker who brings their doll to the movies, there's a lot more dollfuckers who are just quietly enjoying their loving of dolls, but you wouldn't know it because...well, they're just loving their dolls at home, as god intended.

Just think about it next time you're out and about (lol), the person next to you might have just railed a giant, human shaped hunk of silicone, and you'd never know.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.




Who runs a dildorium and provides translucent bags?

Edit: I'd call my shop The Overt Orgasm

Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 19:53 on May 28, 2020

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Brawnfire posted:

Who runs a dildorium and provides translucent bags?

Edit: I'd call my shop The Overt Orgasm

Live in Republican country so your customers are Branch Dildonians.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.


chubby girl, purple hair, sex toys? sup girl?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









otter posted:

chubby girl, purple hair, sex toys? sup girl?

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.


What? I specifically and unashamedly like bigger girls and purple hair and a rather vanilla dildo means she might be fun (the hair) and knows how to satisfy her own needs. Itís not one of those dragon /dog / horse toys.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


I have compiled a comprehensive list of people who care if you would or would not have sex with somebody

1)

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019







Internet Wizard posted:

I have compiled a comprehensive list of people who care if you would or would not have sex with somebody

1)

Not even the person they're having sex with makes it on the list?

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