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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


I didn't even need to scroll down to know exactly what scene that was from. I have seen Oz probably too much.

I (don't really) have to wonder... has anyone else in any official tv show or movie ever been shown actually pissing? Did Meloni pioneer something? Was he really doing it?

Edit: ok, I guess it's real.


quote:

When we were shooting OZ, there was a scene where the character he played, Keller, was in the Hole and had to take a piss. Chris got the script and came to my office: "I want to do this," he said, "I want to actually take a piss on camera." Normally, a scene like that would involve prop men and tubes and other special effects, but because Keller was naked, Chris' instincts were a hundred percent correct -- the scene would have more impact if he actually peed. Now, I don't know how an actor prepares for that, whether he uses Stanislavsky or Pellegrino - but the moment came, we're on the soundstage, the director calls action, the camera pans down and Chris starts peeing -- on cue. The shot is perfect. Except for one slight technical glitch. Okay. Take two - same deal, action, camera pans, Chris starts to pee on cue. The shot is even better. I'm happy. The director's delirious. Chris says, "Do we want to do it again? 'Cause I got another one in me."

Great, from googling "Did Chris Meloni actually pee?", I'm now on some sort of harmless but gross list. :negative: YOU'RE WELCOME.

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

LifeSunDeath posted:

Computer horrors

A classic and favourite of mine:


No joke, I've used it as 'atmosphere' in some tabletop RPGs I've played.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Saw a guy yesterday with what appeared to be a scrotum growing out of the back of his neck.
It was at least the size of a softball and jiggled like a water balloon.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

CommissarMega posted:

A classic and favourite of mine:


No joke, I've used it as 'atmosphere' in some tabletop RPGs I've played.

"Close your eyes, Marion! Whatever happens, don't open your eyes!!"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CommissarMega posted:

A classic and favourite of mine:


No joke, I've used it as 'atmosphere' in some tabletop RPGs I've played.

I have always love this and a high res print would be great in my office.

"Oh I see you like archaeology!"

"Most definitely not"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CommissarMega posted:

A classic and favourite of mine:


No joke, I've used it as 'atmosphere' in some tabletop RPGs I've played.

Looks like ancient Greece, incredible.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Humphreys posted:

I have always love this and a high res print would be great in my office.

"Oh I see you like archaeology!"

"Most definitely not"

Get it signed by John Rhys-Davies.

"To Humphreys...

You are the Monarch of the Sea!"

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

Saw a guy yesterday with what appeared to be a scrotum growing out of the back of his neck.
It was at least the size of a softball and jiggled like a water balloon.

Turn your monitor on

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug

wesleywillis posted:

Saw a guy yesterday with what appeared to be a scrotum growing out of the back of his neck.
It was at least the size of a softball and jiggled like a water balloon.

AUG as gently caress

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CommissarMega posted:

A classic and favourite of mine:


No joke, I've used it as 'atmosphere' in some tabletop RPGs I've played.

Took me a while to realise that wasn't some sort of ancient temple complex lol/

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




Two bears high fiving.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

wesleywillis posted:

Saw a guy yesterday with what appeared to be a scrotum growing out of the back of his neck.
It was at least the size of a softball and jiggled like a water balloon.

A few years back I was in Kyrgyzstan escorting local contractors on the air base. I had developed a small cyst on my right jaw. It was about pea-sized and not really visible, but I could feel it and painlessly move it around a bit. I had the doctor check it out and he told me it was just a sebaceous cyst and I should wait until I returned home in a few months, no big deal.

A couple of days later we had a Kyrgyz dude come on to work on the water system, so I took my pickup out to their side of the airfield to pick the guy up. He had a massive softball-sized cyst or tumor in the exact location of mine. It was growing hair from his beard all over it. It bounced up and down whenever he moved and appeared to be plump with fluid. It looked like the guy who made those photorealistic renderings of Beavis and Butt-Head did one for the Invader Zim episode about Postulio.

I got an appointment with a dermatologist and got that loving thing cut out as soon as I got back home.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I feel like the check marks are in the wrong side.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My first surgery is complete

Well on my way to becoming an N64 character

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

The Bloop posted:

My first surgery is complete

Well on my way to becoming an N64 character

When you just need a few more pieces to finish your puzzle.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Bloop posted:

My first surgery is complete

Well on my way to becoming an N64 character

Reminds me of....

https://twitter.com/thespite/status/913166544762494976?s=19

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
That may be the most accurate tweet I've ever read.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
What, the, gently caress.

SERIOUSLY WHY

:cry::gonk: IF THERE'S ANY RUST FLAKING OFF ON THERE, YOU WILL PUREE YOUR RECTUM! :gonk::cry:

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Ah, translated from German, makes sense.

Did they clean it?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Tubgoat posted:

What, the, gently caress.

SERIOUSLY WHY

:cry::gonk: IF THERE'S ANY RUST FLAKING OFF ON THERE, YOU WILL PUREE YOUR RECTUM! :gonk::cry:

Rectum? drat near killed em!

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Elviscat posted:

Ah, translated from German, makes sense.

Did they clean it?

It's Dutch and the mobile provider is NL based.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Oops, my Anerican ignorance is showing.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I still really want to know if they came back and cleaned it.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Dutch is just stoned Swamp German.


I mean it's literally called Deutsch.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

FreudianSlippers posted:

Dutch is just stoned Swamp German.


I mean it's literally called Deutsch.

...Deutsch is German :confused:

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Dick Burglar posted:

...Deutsch is German :confused:

I think that's what they meant. A few hundred years ago in England the two languages were called 'high Dutch' and 'low Dutch' as well for some reason.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Honestly, given those two choice, I also would have a difficult time deciding.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

what if neither of them is into you though

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

DorkusMalorkus posted:

what if neither of them is into you though

Then you are Very Fortunate.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Tubgoat posted:

What, the, gently caress.

SERIOUSLY WHY

:cry::gonk: IF THERE'S ANY RUST FLAKING OFF ON THERE, YOU WILL PUREE YOUR RECTUM! :gonk::cry:

Rectum? drat near killed 'um.

edit: :argh:

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


Found etched into the wall on Epstein island

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


DrOnline
Oct 21, 2007
Imagine telling your child you chose their name based on epic lulz.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

DrOnline posted:

Imagine telling your child you chose their name based on epic lulz.

Elon's going to have to have that chat with his kid some day.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Radio Paranoia posted:

Elon's going to have to have that chat with his kid some day.

The young Musk scion will just change his name to something like Duncan Jones. Just like the real Duncan Jones(Whose birth name is Zowie Bowie)

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Rectum? drat near killed em!

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