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What the gently caress is up with his belly button?
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Nov 29, 2020 21:31
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I believe that is an outie, which I have heard very rotund people sometimes have.
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Nov 29, 2020 21:35
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OwlFancier posted:I believe that is an outie, which I have heard very rotund people sometimes have. As an extremely fat man I'm pretty certain that it's largely unrelated to size. I have heard that it can happen during pregnancy but fat on your stomach and a baby are anatomically very different.
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Nov 29, 2020 21:44
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OwlFancier posted:I believe that is an outie, which I have heard very rotund people sometimes have. I've seen outies, but not so broad and flat.
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Nov 29, 2020 21:46
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Oh, this is the AUG thread, isn't it? Then I can tell you I was born with an outie navel, but turns out it was actually an umbilical hernia and my navel was just a balloon full of infection fluids and I had to get surgery. So my innie is "fake"
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Nov 29, 2020 22:05
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stuff like that can happen if you get a surgery where they go through your belly button
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Nov 29, 2020 22:07
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That's literally a button.
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Nov 29, 2020 22:37
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What is a version woman?
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Nov 29, 2020 22:41
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This is going to sound weird but there's a genie or something in Mario Party 2 where when he expands, his belly button 'pops' out, and I want to barf every time. Ok, in searching for it, I don't know where the expanding part came from, and so far I've only found the belly button in MP4, which is weird, because 2 was really the only one I played for any significant length of time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vgJxD756Bs I'm now willing to accept that I'm part of the AUG for looking that up, but I actually had a choice of Mario Party genie videos to pick from. 
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Nov 29, 2020 22:58
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Obesity is one of the causes of an umbilical hernia, and I think it's a safe bet that's the cause of that dad's and not surgery or anything more complex. Both my fat dad and fat paternal uncle have had them, my dad's is fairly minor but my uncle's got to be like the size of a baseball before he had surgery to get it fixed.Brawnfire posted:Oh, this is the AUG thread, isn't it? Then I can tell you I was born with an outie navel, but turns out it was actually an umbilical hernia and my navel was just a balloon full of infection fluids and I had to get surgery. So my innie is "fake"  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbilical_hernia
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Nov 30, 2020 01:03
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artsy fartsy posted:What is a version woman? I'm wondering if it was supposed to be "virgin woman" or something, but that's only slightly less nonsensical, so  Edit: or it could just be a weird literal translation? The 'like' and 'more' text from that screenshot appear to be in Portuguese. Dick Burglar has a new favorite as of 02:28 on Nov 30, 2020 |
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Nov 30, 2020 02:25
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Dick Burglar posted:I'm wondering if it was supposed to be "virgin woman" or something, but that's only slightly less nonsensical, so
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Nov 30, 2020 02:32
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rydiafan posted:What the gently caress is up with his belly button? Outtie dick button daddy
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Nov 30, 2020 02:44
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Brawnfire posted:Oh, this is the AUG thread, isn't it? Then I can tell you I was born with an outie navel, but turns out it was actually an umbilical hernia and my navel was just a balloon full of infection fluids and I had to get surgery. So my innie is "fake" Mine was something from birth, a small portion of intestinal tissue protruded into the umbilical passage at some point and just caused it to continue swelling and filling up with pus. I was like five or six when it became painful to the touch and bright red, and they had to put me under and cut it off. I don't remember most of the details, except the pink push pop after
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Nov 30, 2020 02:45
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Brawnfire posted:except the pink push pop after Is this bit literal or...?
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Nov 30, 2020 02:58
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Nov 30, 2020 03:31
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LifeSunDeath posted:
how is the wider part of the jar "easier to fill now" that means more volume, right? Or did they reach some point of supercriticality and now there are more emissions? This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
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Nov 30, 2020 06:27
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The width of jars by height is that dude's kink so he's about to really start blasting rope.
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Nov 30, 2020 06:34
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WITCHCRAFT posted:how is the wider part of the jar "easier to fill now" He reached the wider part of the minion not the jar (he filled it above the legs) So the cum/minion ratio is smaller.
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Nov 30, 2020 06:39
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AUG: The cum/minion ratio
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Nov 30, 2020 07:04
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Because I'm not in the habit of taking pictures of complete strangers you'll have to use your imagination. Rushing to work this morning I saw one of these in the wild:  For context this was not a fat weeaboo neckbeard but a mid-30s Arabic man in England, so maybe just maybe he didn’t understand the context, either way I did a double take that would make Jack Oakie weep. I thought these things existed only on the internet not in the real world, seriously 2020 can’t end soon enough
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Nov 30, 2020 11:12
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2019 World's Strongest Man Martins Licis
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Nov 30, 2020 15:06
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I don't care how big he is I'd call him a weirdo pervert to his face. Suicide by proxy
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Nov 30, 2020 16:09
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The anime clearly is the source of his strength.
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Nov 30, 2020 16:16
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Anime is blood.
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Nov 30, 2020 17:11
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Pingiivi posted:Anime is blood. In this case I think it’s HGH rather than blood.
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Nov 30, 2020 17:25
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Samson and Delilah except instead of cutting his hair it was taking off his ahegao hoodie.
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Nov 30, 2020 17:36
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OwlFancier posted:Samson and Delilah except instead of cutting his hair it was taking off his ahegao hoodie. Someday, god willing, I may never encounter this word again
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Nov 30, 2020 18:18
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Jabberlock posted:Someday, god willing, I may never encounter this word again Just to permeate your skull, it’s pronounced ‘ah-hey-gao’. Now you can go about your life forever shameful of your knowledge of dumb internet poo poo.
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Nov 30, 2020 19:22
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In Russia it's Gulahegao
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Nov 30, 2020 20:13
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I saw a fellow working waitstaff at a Waffle House wearing an ahegao face mask and a name tag that said Senpai
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Nov 30, 2020 20:36
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:In Soviet Russia, it's aheg-YOU
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Nov 30, 2020 21:17
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Internet Wizard posted:I saw a fellow working waitstaff at a Waffle House wearing an ahegao face mask and a name tag that said Senpai Have Waffle Houses been known for anything good?
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Nov 30, 2020 22:04
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Violet_Sky posted:Have Waffle Houses been known for anything good? Someone's never been hungover
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Nov 30, 2020 22:07
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Violet_Sky posted:Have Waffle Houses been known for anything good? Someone's never been looking for a brawl.
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Nov 30, 2020 22:19
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Violet_Sky posted:Have Waffle Houses been known for anything good? 1. Food 2. Management, at least qua management. The waffle house management style is taught as an example of efficiency and effectiveness. Capitalism is bad, etc, yes 3. Weather Prediction
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Nov 30, 2020 22:24
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
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Nov 30, 2020 23:07
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Violet_Sky posted:Have Waffle Houses been known for anything good? Someone has never been to a place where socioeconomic status is meaningless, all are equal, and strange and incredible things happen which cannot possibly happen elsewhere.
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Nov 30, 2020 23:07
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Also they'll put sausage gravy on your hashbrowns if you ask them.
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Nov 30, 2020 23:11
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RED: The restaurant is closed, indicating [...] a pandemic
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