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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

am i tired or am i angry





this is my ideal

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat


most blessed

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Elviscat posted:

Honestly it's an intense conflict, only medical personnel like Dr. Pepper may cross enemy lines.


I've gotten two quotes made into thread titles, and they're both horrible and for this thread.

I don't think that reflects well on me as a person.

Those are rookie numbers man! You gotta pump those numbers up!

That’s from that Matthew mcmconaugjey movie made into a macro I’m not sure which movie it is.

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



oldpainless posted:

Those are rookie numbers man! You gotta pump those numbers up!

That’s from that Matthew mcmconaugjey movie made into a macro I’m not sure which movie it is.

More like oldwankless

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Check out my hot takes because I'm a straight white male

Heath posted:



Same energy, except it's voluntary

God drat you, you just made me sad for a moment.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013



fake. he would have that window so dirty he wouldnt need the black out curtains he 100% would have.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001





Fun Shoe


if you give him a watermelon he'll grant you 1 wish

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



Cobalt-60 posted:

Meanwhile, a Kazakhstani bodybuilder has married his sex doll.


Best wishes to the happy couple!

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012






Cobalt-60 posted:

Meanwhile, a Kazakhstani bodybuilder has married his sex doll.


He's definitely a volcel.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007





LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 22:34 on Dec 2, 2020

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die





LMFAO

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



Like... The ketchup packets squirted everywhere? From his fast food?

Rupert Buttermilk has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Dec 4, 2020

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Which goon is this?

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




Violet_Sky posted:

Which goon is this?

its u

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007



Violet_Sky posted:

Which goon isn't this?

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.




I prefer to believe that this is a mountain giant and those polar bears in the foreground are to scale.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007




LOL!

Heath
Apr 29, 2008




Forest is a land type, not a creature type

I'm aware of Dryad Arbor shut up

HazCat
May 4, 2009



Heath posted:

Forest is a land type, not a creature type

I'm aware of Dryad Arbor shut up

It's a land subtype

And Dryad Arbor can have it because it's both a land and a creature, so it can have both land and creature subtypes.

wait what thread are we in

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

HazCat posted:

It's a land subtype

And Dryad Arbor can have it because it's both a land and a creature, so it can have both land and creature subtypes.

wait what thread are we in

The correct one, fellow gross nerd

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



Fat Bastard as an enormous chill water sprite makes me something fierce.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule








That's just a photo of me chilling in the hotel hot tub being exposed by a horny couple

HazCat
May 4, 2009



The Bloop posted:

The correct one, fellow gross nerd

The real AUG was the friends we made along the way.

And their playmats


And their card sleeves


And their card alters

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule







HazCat posted:

And their card alters


This is why I shy from 'played' cards

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007



HazCat posted:


And their card alters


Lady, I'm happy that you're having fun, but I can't read the card and I'm trying to play a game rn.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




Fast forward 20 years...

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


ReidRansom posted:

Are you sure she's not a dude hooked up to some pitch shifter? Cus like, that's basically what I've been assuming all those 'virtual youtuber" types are.

why does it matter, though

e: also vtubers are cursed because now the performer is in a position where they can be replaced at any moment, just like the people doing animation, etc. so they can basically be held over a barrel -- do you want to lose your job? accept this pay cut, etc.

I'm guessing as well they're partly fed through exposure.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Fast forward 20 years...



With enemies like that who needs friends?

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Fast forward 20 years...



Robin Williams, the cocaine years.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013


HazCat posted:


And their card sleeves


What's wrong with Black Lotus?

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011


HazCat posted:

The real AUG was the friends we made along the way.

And their playmats


Saddest part is this is official WotC poo poo, not some die-hard making a custom alter or something. They did a whole weaboo bait series of alternate art (only available on the Japanese printings, naturally) during War of the Spark.



Foil copy of that will run you over $200 even though it rotated a few months ago and doesn't see sanctioned play anymore; that price is 100% driven by collectors who just want to look at it.


HazCat posted:

wait what thread are we in

I had to ask myself this, but I guess it's inevitable given the AUG in the community for this game. My favorite will always be:



The man in black is not the AUG, he was the hero we needed. Sadly WotC did not agree and suspended him for 2 years for "bullying" rather than take this as a wakeup call that this game has a major image problem that his photos highlighted.

There's a whole gallery of rear end.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007





powerful image

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Alternate art is good actually

WotC is releasing a set of Bob Ross lands called Happy Little Gathering

And that's GREAT

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla


BaronVonVaderham posted:

Saddest part is this is official WotC poo poo, not some die-hard making a custom alter or something. They did a whole weaboo bait series of alternate art (only available on the Japanese printings, naturally) during War of the Spark.


I may be the idiot here, but does having Japanese artists make card art for some of the Japanese prints really count as “weeaboo bait” as opposed to “appealing to the local market”?

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011


The Bloop posted:

Alternate art is good actually

WotC is releasing a set of Bob Ross lands called Happy Little Gathering

And that's GREAT

Those are amazing, though the Secret Lair "OMG KITTIES!" will always be my favorite.



I can just do without the anime tits being officially endorsed as part of the game, keep that in Force of Will (the game, not the card).

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011


Question Mark Mound posted:

I may be the idiot here, but does having Japanese artists make card art for some of the Japanese prints really count as “weeaboo bait” as opposed to “appealing to the local market”?

That's fair. I honestly don't know how popular these are in Japan, I can only speak to who they seem to appeal to here who are shelling out hundreds for these things.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla


BaronVonVaderham posted:

That's fair. I honestly don't know how popular these are in Japan, I can only speak to who they seem to appeal to here who are shelling out hundreds for these things.
I’d assume that would happen with any variant art though? I figure turbo-weebs are already only playing Vanguard or Yugioh anyway. (I say this as someone who was a Yugioh playing turbo-weeb in their youth)

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






Anime is bad.

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