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SubponticatePoster posted:I've read every page of this thread and the guy on the last page is one of the few to make me physically recoil in horror and possibly the first to make me retch a bit. F-fingerblast that turd
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SubponticatePoster posted:I've read every page of this thread and the guy on the last page is one of the few to make me physically recoil in horror and possibly the first to make me retch a bit. For some reason I had a flashback to a little jam jar on the floor.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:This reminds me of how awkward the 'cutesy' term "trying for a baby" is, especially around family. 
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I have the terrible image of a cordial syrup pump full of semen and I just realized I haven't been to Starbucks in a few years
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Yeah it's police shooting targets. There's also ones with kids and elderly. hosed up, "No more hesitation"
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CloFan posted:Yeah it's police shooting targets. There's also ones with kids and elderly. hosed up, "No more hesitation" Multiple reports are that some departments were making trainees shoot pictures of their own children to make sure they were perfect murderbots
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ReidRansom posted:Way to announce to the world you're a three pump chump What's weird about announcing you're average?
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The Bloop posted:Multiple reports are that some departments were making trainees shoot pictures of their own children to make sure they were perfect murderbots If they really want to remove hesitation they should shoot targets with photos of trump, lauren ingraham, and the words "qualified immunity."
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Which country is this from
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Decrepus posted:Which country is this from Search u are heart. U know the anSwer, Amigo.
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Whilst yes, the guns are scary. What is more terrifying to me are the cutesy poses and "pageant smiles" on the little girls as they hold instruments of mass death.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Whilst yes, the guns are scary. What is more terrifying to me are the cutesy poses and "pageant smiles" on the little girls as they hold instruments of mass death. Regarding the generally hosed up relationship in American culture with guns and bodies (infinite violence is fine, but god forbid shoulders) the band Carpenter Brut had YouTube remove one of their music videos, not because of poo poo like the motorcycle decapitations, but because of female nipples. So they re-uploaded it, with all the nudity covered with guns. So: Stabbing, fine. Shooting, cool. A woman standing still, but her chest is out, eek! BUT now it's covered with a machine gun, phew. Giant spray of blood, OK. Murder, bueno. TWO female bodies, good golly gosh! - now hidden behind a Zardoz head spewing guns, all clear. The gun is good. The penis is evil. And I guess what I'm saying is: at some point one of those girls will wear a skirt that shows her knees and get screamed at for "being a whore" and at another point someone's husband will be shot in an "accidental discharge" that will never be discussed.
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smarxist posted:I LOVE HORNY BRANDS, IT'S SO EXCITING TO LIVE IN THE TIME OF HORNY BRANDS EVERYONE!!!!!
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HelleSpud posted:Regarding the generally hosed up relationship in American culture with guns and bodies (infinite violence is fine, but god forbid shoulders) the band Carpenter Brut had YouTube remove one of their music videos, not because of poo poo like the motorcycle decapitations, but because of female nipples. So they re-uploaded it, with all the nudity covered with guns. Was it Monday Hunt? That video was basically distilled 80’s slasher flicks, which is awesome.
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kdrudy posted:To many of those kids have the faces of grown people. It's offputting. "You keep what you kill"
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:Was it Monday Hunt? That video was basically distilled 80’s slasher flicks, which is awesome. Hairspray Hurricane. For Monday Hunt, they covered up all the tits with corporate logos instead. Y'know, to satisfy the advertisers. 
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Performative Ruralness The bridal tractor will be rolling coal
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