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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

That's actually pretty impressive in the most :stonk: possible way.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CeramicPig posted:

I know this isn’t some fetish thing because they posted how it makes them feel like a princess.

Oh you sweet innocent child.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AlbieQuirky posted:

Yeah, that's a fetish. How anyone gets "suffocated in layers of clothes" as a fetish is something I don't want to contemplate.

If there's one the The F Plus podcast has taught me, it's that people can get fetishes for literally anything. And that's literally literally, not figuratively literally.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Hugoon Chavez posted:

Hahaha what the gently caress? Not only did the guy write this crap, but there has to be an editor that went through it and came back with a "yep looks good enough, fix this double negative and let's post it".

I hope they're getting poo poo on social media, at least.

Who am I kidding he's probably the king of a Disney porn subreddit and anyone that complains about his review gets death and rape threats.

It's the New Yorker, which for all its highbrow reputation is one of the most fart-huffing, high on their own supply magazines in the world.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I wonder whatever happened to the two freaks in that foam video. They've gotta be in their 30s by now.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
My Adblock program is getting a heavy workout ITT.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Violet_Sky posted:



Sup bois just posing

The stacked CRT televisions really bring this shot's composition together beautifully.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

gotdamn

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Panfilo posted:

I swear there used to be a dude in Santa Cruz that dressed like this. Had the whole Lolita style going on, with a parasol and everything.

Oh yeah, the one who would just walk up and down the street very very slowly all day, they always skeeved me out and imagining it all being fetish-related is terrifying in how much sense it makes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Panfilo posted:

Yep, tottering around very slowly downtown. Absolutely reeked of piss too- wouldn't be surprised if there was a diaper fetish in there for good measure considering the smell.

I walked by that dude so many times when I went to UCSC but never noticed a piss smell yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck aaaargh I need a shower more than a decade later.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
That escalated quickly.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

It's like a photonegative of an Amish dude doing blackface.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh God that nude model doesn't have any clothes on this is terrible and gross

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BiggerBoat posted:

Condolences on living in Oklahoma. Or at least for driving through it.

Driving through Oklahoma is the best way to experience it because the actual state is lovely.

Pity about most of the population.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Wowporn posted:

I saw slave play it was good, saw it with my family and none of us knew what it was about beforehand which helped with the humor

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Agrinja posted:

The average furry is still basically harmless, and like juggalos are now allies in the fight against the literal nazis

Yeah, I remember when Ike sent the 2nd Furry/Juggalo Brigade into the Ardennes to back up the 101st Airborne at Bastogne.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Bloop posted:

It's no more zoophilia than if you were attracted to Spock or something. Conflating the two makes you seem like an idiot who can't detect nuance

Lord yes, we gotta remember to be nuanced when joking about people who wear fursuits to gently caress.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
To possibly mangle a famous goon quote: By and large, most polyamorous people are bi and large.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Groke posted:

Eh. If ugly people never got to gently caress, the human race would have died out long ago.

You say this like it would've been a bad thing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Benny Harvey posted:

Uh-huh. Tell me about the sexual market place again?

Florescent dildos are currently 20% off with the right coupon code.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Not ugly, but definitely awkward and gross:

Suntan Boy posted:

Military ERs are always a special flavor of batshit, in a medical field rife with WTF stories.

My patient one night was brought in from the field by their medic, complaining of abdominal pain for 2 days, and unable to poo poo for 3. He looked ok, other than clearly being profoundly uncomfortable. The medic had tried a short regimen of stool softeners, to no avail, and their aid station had given him a bottle of magnesium citrate to chug, which just made it hurt more. Even when he was alone in the room with one of the staff, dude didn't let on that he knew exactly what the problem was, and it wasn't the steady diet of MREs and dehydration.

"Belly hurts, can't poo poo" isn't particularly unusual for Joe, but it does warrant an x-ray as a matter of course. Woke up the tech, who wheeled the patient off to do their thing. After they came back, the tech pulls us off to the side.

"He's got a dildo or something stuck up there, but it's weird; I can't see any batteries or plastic. Here, take a look."

Gathered around the computer, we start trying to figure out the object jammed in this man's rectum. Completely opaque, so probably metal or ceramic... north end has a blunt taper... measures about 40mm by 45mm...

"Oh gently caress," one of my newbie medics breathed. "That's a 203 round."

"Oh gently caress," the rest of the army folks in the room agreed. "It's a launched grenade," I explained to to nonplussed doctor. After a moment's consideration, "Oh gently caress."

To his credit, the doctor did not stride back into that patient's room like his rear end in a top hat had just tried to vacuum up a chair cushion. He did scoot out of there with a quickness once he'd confirmed what it was, and that there was no way he'd be able to get it out right there. A flurry of phone calls followed: the doctor with the surgeon, the charge nurse with several levels of department and hospital leadership, and myself with EOD. Every conversation went pretty much the same: sleepy disbelief, laughter, "oh poo poo, I/we'll be right there". Fortunately, he was the only patient in the entire building, so evacuating everyone amounted to half a dozen disgruntled staff in the parking lot in the middle of the night.

After some uneventful waiting, the EOD and surgical teams arrived, wheeled dude to the operating room, and got to work. It was reportedly asses-to-elbows with both groups in there at the same time, but they got the round out mostly without incident. "Mostly", because dude's bowels had been corked for 3 days, and all those MREs suddenly had an exit route; the immediate aftermath was best described as "chocolate mousse fired from a blunderbuss". The round was whisked away by the EOD crew, and dude was quietly disappeared after a brief stint in the recovery ward. No idea what happened to either one of them, sadly.

NTC was a weird place.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

The idea of a guy in a bomb suit standing next to a surgeon in the operating theater is pretty funny.

I was gonna say "except for the guy in the bomb suit" but let's be honest, that guy now has a lifetime's worth of winning stories to tell at his local watering hole so he's laughing about it too.

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