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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

what? the soft spot refers to the babys skull. there is an area in the skull that hasnt hardened/formed so that babies can exit through the birth canal. i mean yo mom may be loose and can spit out a hard-skull but the rest of us have malleable skulls. soft skulls are how we make cone heads

No, I trust the Jorts

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Dec 16, 2006

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aug that gif

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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wrong thread lol

Mx. has a new favorite as of 11:52 on Aug 5, 2018

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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World War Mammories posted:

hey excuse me what the gently caress

don't ask, lest ye be answered

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Don't do it don't do it DONT DO IT DONTDOIT DO NOT DO IT DONT DONT loving DONT

the words of a wise poster

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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AlbieQuirky posted:

The gross birthing pool people aren't vegans at all. They are crazy hate-filled fundamentalist Christians, though: Steven and Zsuzsanna Anderson.

Steven Anderson has the distinction of being banned from several countries because he's a gross hate volcano who never shuts up about how terrible he thinks gay people are. These countries include South Africa, Botswana, Malawi, and Jamaica.

How goddamn much do you have to hate gay people to get banned from Jamiaca

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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welp

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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stay safe, bees on wheat ghost

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Dec 16, 2006

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Song For The Deaf posted:

So, the guy with the poo poo/hole chest... he has to have his torso amputated, right?

Iím not going to quote the image because it legit made me feel ill.

i want to believe it is fake

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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just sterilize all white people

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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bony tony posted:

He's the guy who stuck a dildo up his rear end to prove... something? And also presumably without lube or warmup?

you say that like there's only one wrong-brained dipshit who has done this

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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text me a vag pic posted:

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn

this man is filled with joy in this moment, and that is something i can respect

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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uncanny

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Dec 16, 2006

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

i operate https://www.facebook.com/hahapresident/ where i just sometimes post mean memes against trump and he doesn't like it, in fact i set an automated response that just says "haha your president is bad and dumb" which means he's been yelling expletives and suicide/death threats at a response bot for three days

you're doing the lord's work

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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text me a vag pic posted:

wrong.

there is no god.



our lord


satan

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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imagine the feeling of it against your teeth as you move your jaw
cronchy cronchy

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Knormal posted:

Oh my god, Becky.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Weldon Pemberton posted:



(I'm just posting this to play devil's advocate, this is a performance art group/band who are well-liked by kids in their home country. The kids just think they're like cool superhero costumes or whatever. Also Screaming Idiot should realize that 'BDSM' is an insanely broad category, you basically have to become part of the community if you like some things even if they have nothing to do with violence or degradation. E.g.: If you're a straight female top you basically have to venture into the land of BDSM to do the same things that lesbians and all men are able do with their partners without being seen as inherently kinky)

Ed.: no idea why my image tags aren't working, just google "Hatari kids" or whatever

cuz you're linking the post not the image

also screaming idiot wouldn't be screaming idiot if you took away the screaming idiot

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Bogus Adventure posted:

Not-so-fun-fact: There are Nazi porg pictures out there, and they're all attached to /pol/

oh geez why did i google that

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Scathach posted:

Let's all make fun of something we can agree on, like terrible wedding dresses.









E that pink one is why you never agree to be a bridesmaid. I got stuck in a Disney wedding wearing an asymmetrical dark blue sequined dress once. loving never again.



i love these, please post more anytime

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Bogus Adventure posted:

The "p" stands for "piss," which means McCain is currently resting inside everyone's balls. Hth.

oh no, not my balls

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Zipperelli. posted:

What on earth were these women doing that gave them those tumors?

licking radioactive paint

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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thanks, I hate it

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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lossbrain post the penis

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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jackalopes are real, see

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Dec 16, 2006

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Dillbag posted:

A tale for the ages



incredible

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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The plural of moose is goose (the past tense is geese)

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Dec 16, 2006

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T-man posted:

drank too much soy

Drank not enough soy

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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humanity is a beautiful tapestry

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

I appreciate this.

Whoops, top of page


aug

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Yes, that is indeed festy

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Humphreys posted:

Tool, not the band, just is one.



please don't post my wedding photo in this thread, i thought the outfit was rather tasteful

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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honda whisperer posted:

Or you can just give the cat a bath. If you start when they're a kitten they'll just hate you. Try to give an old cat a bath and well the allergies won't be a problem anymore.

what cat do you have that doesn't start licking every part of its body after you take it out of a bath

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Behind Maslow posted:

I've found out in the past few weeks that I know people who were friends with the guy who did the injections, that killed himself after his lawyer allegedly tipped him off that he was going to be indicted for manslaughter, not for pup tank but for another guy that died after receiving his i injections.The people I know talk about how the injector was the kindest person they've met, was incredibly empathetic, and absolve him of doing anything wrong. They all blame master Dylan.

But to add my own AUG. I was interested in a master at one point and he was interested in me. Well, he dropped a bomb one day that the best submissive he's ever had was his son. It's not uncommon for there to be dad/son roles in gay relationships, so when I chuckled and asked where they met he proceeded to tell me that he had a son a long time ago before coming out and his son tracked him down when he was an adult. They then entered into a sexual/romantic relationship, and he was his submissive. He told me that he hoped I would enjoy his son with him. I told him that wasn't my flavor, and he become upset and told me that I was judgmental.

I didn't have much contact with him after that.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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T-man posted:

can i use synthoil as cheap titty implants

please answer soon my appointment is in an hour

do you want tit what look like that man's biceps?
>yes
>very yes
>absolutely

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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DorkusMalorkus posted:

stolen from the twitter:




is this not the dream of every larper?

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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Tubgoat posted:

Not the Trump thread this time but you know I'm posting it there next.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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I hope she has enough sunscreen

but you know what, good for her

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

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what in the fresh hell is this poo poo

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Dec 16, 2006

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GelatinSkeleton posted:

I'm in Orlando right now and the traffic here is the real AUG.

honey if you were barefoot and pregnant you wouldn't have to worry about traffic

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