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Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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Untrustable posted:

So about the tooth pics with the calculus and such...I lived that a few years ago. I had a period in my life where I was squatting in a house with no water and no prospects for anything in my life really. I let everything go for a few years. My teeth suffered the worst. My molars on my back left side hurt badly one day so I quit chewing on that side. I didn't use the left side of my mouth for 3 years or so. My molars became one mass of calculus.

It's a long story but I ended up getting a place to stay and my own small acreage and getting a good job with good benefits. I ended up having to have all my molars removed on both sides after they had broke off all the buildup. I'm on a bunch of medications now so I don't backslide into that old don't give a gently caress life. I wasn't on any drugs or anything at the time. One day I just stopped caring. It was easy at the time. I still have lingering dental problems and will probably be looking at dentures within the next few years. Brush your teeth, drink your Ovaltine, and don't stop caring.

I was wondering how that severity of buildup happens, because it's not just due to a lack of dentist visits or no dental care tools. Even just scratching at your teeth with a fingernail will stop it from accumulating to that point. Must be neglect (from either a person's caretakers, or the person themselves). I'm glad you got better eventually, but it's sad that it's too late for your teeth.

Content: internet racist David Aurini and his teleporting prop skull! It first appears at 1:12.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdIHK8O5yo

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Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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trickybiscuits posted:

If only there were dating sites for cats you could meet instead of people.

If only!

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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So there's a Youtube channel called Sorrow TV that collects messages that are awkward at best and ugly and gross at the worst, then reads them aloud. He covers a lot of territory.

Here's a milder one featuring selfishness and delusion. My favorite part is the Gucci bag at 9:56:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdgYbM63hjA

Here's his most horrifying offering, a diary of an insane creeper planning out his life with an unsuspecting coworker (:nms:):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5og1md7Y0M

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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Wheat Loaf posted:

The guy has a bunch of other videos where he moans about his sister's "vegan agenda" etc. (after I watched it, his other videos kept showing up in my "Recommended for you" list every time I opened YouTube) which are just annoying.

Remember that you can freeze and/or clean out your Youtube history. You'll need it if you read this thread!

Content: Sandra Lee shows people how to make "semi-homemade" food often while pouring herself conspicuously big portions of booze. This is her most infamous recipe, part of a set of holiday cakes. It's hard to make cooking with normal ingredients in a clean kitchen AUG, but I think she pulls it off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

There's also a Hanukkah cake in the same set. No one involved in the creation of this thing bothered to research if it was kosher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj89Ax60DEI

Here's also a Christmas cake. It's not as offensive, but it does involve gallons of mint green frosting! :stonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW8W48KZ3J0

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Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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BiggerBoat posted:

loving HOW? ANyone ever see those old photos of the circus freak shows and what the fattest lady/man looked like? Honest to god, how is this type of body loving possible? Blows my mind.

Enablers. People that get to that size can no longer leave the house or do food preparation, so they're dependent on others bringing them the massive amounts of unhealthy food. They can't maintain that size without someone enabling them. Whenever you see a person like that, remember that there's at least one other person in their life making it possible.

Isn't part of the "feeder fetish" the massive level of control wielded over the morbidly obese person? It's such a trivial thing to ruin a person's life over. :smith:

Here's something not as terrible: weird advertising for knives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MjNciNOt_8

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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How about a classic AUG + schadenfreude combo? Sovereign citizen acts like a moron and gets tased.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebt0l8s3aMQ

P. Barnes posted:

If you leave your camera with your mother outside the courtroom you can come in

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o79Aj-_Pms

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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The shrew train has been derailed.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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In tacky bumper stickers news:




Don't have a personality? Fill yourself up with pop culture!

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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Speaking of goonlore, I remembered that this story existed. I hope to god it's a fakepost.

Buying-Bid posted:

The realization and jealousy that she had a boyfriend, coupled with the shock and unexpectedness of this call filled me with rage.

"gently caress YOU YOU MOTHER F-UNCLE FUNK" I stuttered incomprehensibly with rage.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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Just what was in that Facebook video? :catstare:

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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Cliff Bleszinski is a terrific writer:




(Source, with more)

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Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

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Scathach posted:

Was looking for dry soup, found preppers.





They just had to shape their energy candy into bullets. And the loving tagline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs
Behold the prepper food at 2:40!

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