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TinTower posted:But how does he smell? very carefully
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Jun 19, 2018 05:16
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More awkward than anything but I was doing some googling to find out who plays the main Ghost Nation character on Westworld and hoo boy does his IMDB bio reek of delusion. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6797548/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm posted:Daniel TwoFeathers is an American actor, he was born and raised in Las Vegas, Nevada. Daniel is a master martial artist, plasma physicist and a fire protection engineer with expertise in the work of Nikola Tesla; Daniel worked at Los Alamos National Lab. Dan was a Green Beret, US Ranger, police officer, trapeze artist and worked in Hollywood as an animal trainer with big cats, primates, zebras and dolphins. Daniel was also a body guard for notable people, including Elvis Presley. The only thing missing is an uncle that works for Nintendo
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Jun 24, 2018 04:10
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Is that... That hovel is nowhere near disgusting enough to be Masaokis' living space. There's barely any trash. Eh gibbe gibbe gibbe gibbe
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Jun 26, 2018 07:59
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Google image searching 'everyday carry" is a fascinating glimpse into the pockets of paranoid white people. So many "field notes". Sooooooooooo many glocks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12cFyTOypVc
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Jun 27, 2018 02:12
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ReidRansom posted:The newspaper shooter fits here. "Non-hispanic"? The field has only two options and the other one is "Hispanic"? Or is it because of the last name Ramos?
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Jun 29, 2018 06:07
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I'm from Canada, we don't really care about race (unless you're First Nations, then go to jail do not pass go, do not collect $200).
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Jun 29, 2018 07:15
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Punchy?
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Jul 10, 2018 22:35
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Burt Sexual posted:These were goons, right? Yep
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Jul 11, 2018 05:00
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:
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Jul 18, 2018 20:02
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Jul 24, 2018 01:29
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I'm a bit late, but ... I accept.
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Jul 26, 2018 04:21
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My brother's girlfriend passed out and poo poo herself in the middle of the Shanghai airport and no one would help them. Never go to China.
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Ziv Zulander posted:This is because (assuming she's Asian) she could have sued them. Under Chinese law any bystanders that help someone in need are assumed to be at fault, because why would you stop unless you felt guilty My brother and I are halfies that look Greek or Mexican instead of Chinese (wtf, mom) and his girlfriend is super super white. It took 10 minutes for airport medics to show up with saline and people were stepping over them the entire time. He had to buy her grandma shorts from an airport store to replace her poo poo stained pants on the flight to HK because they had already checked their bags. Her jacket had poo poo on it too but she refused to throw it away. He claims it happened because she took Dukoral and he didn't. They both got food poisoning a few days earlier and he said he was able to poo poo it all out at the hotel the next day, while his gf was bunged up and unable to clear it out of her system (until the airport, obvs). I'm a fairly seasoned traveller but China and India are AUG enough to be near the bottom of my list of places to visit, only slightly above Haiti and Kazakhstan.
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Jul 26, 2018 17:48
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Scathach posted:Should have gone with linen and cotton. a true definition of mournful tittis
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cash crab posted:No, seriously. He's got a long-term girlfriend. I hope to get to ask soon about what happened. My cousin is an ER doc in SF and he treated a patient with eye gonnorhea. They didn't know what was causing the green pus but the girlfriend piped up with, and I am quoting my cousin here, "I know what he got! He got the gongorrea in his eye because I got the gongorrea and I sat on his face!"
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Aug 3, 2018 18:07
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look at how infected most of those plugs are ugh
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Aug 8, 2018 06:19
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Picnic Princess posted:So was I. Who cares? Were you one of the ladies in bed with Meat Loaf? Uwe said they were all Romanian prostitutes because it was cheaper than hiring actresses for the day and they had no problem with nudity. Not that there's anything wrong with being a Romanian prostitute. I mean everybody's gotta make a living.
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Aug 11, 2018 07:53
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Picnic Princess posted:I actually wasn't, I just felt like responding with that. I know I was just joshin' ya
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Oct 22, 2018 17:59
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Iirc I think it was meth I know a guy who knows a guy that did too much acid and twisted he own ball off. A bunch of them were tripping balls (pun intended) in a ravine and the dude had his hand in his pocket for a long time, then they noticed the growing bloodstain on the front if his pants.
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Oct 23, 2018 03:56
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Kharmakazy posted:That's not how drugs work. Acid doesn't make you ignore pain. PCP? Sure.  that's just the story I was told.Was definitely acid because the dude also told me about the one and only time he and his friends did PCP. He said he remembers smashing beer bottles, wanting to grind up the broken glass in his hands, and basically destroying their friend's parents' house. When they came to the next morning the house was immaculate, which no one could figure out because everyone remembered breaking poo poo and punching holes in walls. One guy had locked himself in the bathroom and wouldn't come out until he was sure everyone had come down, because apparently the others had spent a good amount of time discussing detailed plans how they were going to murder and dismember the guy and he was scared for his life (could have been the PCP working it's magic on either party). I believe most of the poo poo this guy has told me because A) I've witnessed some of the debauchery and 2) it was late 80's early 90's Edmonton when acid was dirt cheap (and Edmonton has always been a poo poo hole of rampant drug abuse).
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Oct 23, 2018 19:59
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Iron Crowned posted:Chicken Flavor? Everyone knows Oriental Flavor is the best Wtf is Oriental flavor? Tastes like Asians? Had a boss once suggest we order in "some of that Oriental food" for lunch. You would think it was the 50's or something but nope, it was like 2005 or something.
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Oct 26, 2018 16:05
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I have to be careful what I type here because last time I told a story about someone else making an Asian joke I ate a probation. I'm a Chinese
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Oct 26, 2018 16:33
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jobson groeth posted:I had never heard of hot knifing before so had to look it up. Aside from some stupid gimmick way of smoking weed this seems rather impractical. Why not just roll a joint or use a pipe / bong? look at this fuckin' square that's never had to go to school with a butter knife tip shaped burn on he upper lip (push down, not pull up you dumb stoner)
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Oct 30, 2018 23:06
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From Richard Lowtax's own facebook page
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UCS Hellmaker posted:https://i.imgur.com/SXCibgTl.jpg rear end pennies? you may want to  that
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Nov 18, 2018 01:14
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Peanut Butter posted:The 'A' in AUG doesn't stand for awesome, buddy. 
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Nov 26, 2018 07:06
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twistedmentat posted:This Reminds me of John Mikl Thor I saw JMT open for Gwar at the Commodore in Vancouver maybe 10 years ago. He had a big fat belly and his music is bad but he did do the blow-up-the-water-bottle gag and bent a metal rod with between his teeth. Then at the end of the Gwar set he came out and stabbed Gor Gor the Dinosaur through the mouth with a sword. E. And yeesh, looks like someone wrote their own Wikipedia bio Dillbag has a new favorite as of 17:14 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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Dec 13, 2018 17:11
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N. Senada posted:I got a friend with acne like that. Feel bad for him Acutane, mother fucker. As high a dose as you can without getting liver failure. Stay inside, and avoid the sun and other people while your face turns yellow, scabs over, and falls off over the course of a few months. Went on it at 14 after trying everything else (including direct injections of antibiotics into the acne on my face) and it worked like a fuckin' charm. You would never know except for some minor scarring on my nose.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:30
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LingcodKilla posted:Of all the disgusting things on this page this is what made you make a post? Are you mad he didn’t try ground tiger penis suspended in bald eagle tallow? He's just so loving angry about others people's teenage acne treatments
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text me a vag pic posted:All postig is piss the saad grew up and got glasses? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q
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Feb 12, 2019 19:09
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Pee is stored in the squirt gland
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Feb 12, 2019 20:31
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Miz Kriss posted:https://i.imgur.com/cQ6mG6o.mp4 Why_i_hate_the_ocean.mp4 Goddamn I can't believe my people eat those fuckin things too
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Mar 3, 2019 06:09
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Stoatbringer posted:Don't be so hard on yourself. lol hard on
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Mar 3, 2019 18:35
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LifeSunDeath posted:Support cops in all their endeavors. What could go wrong? This motherfucker shot and killed a sex worker during a raid and said she was reaching for his gun or some poo poo.
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