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dolphinbomb
Apr 2, 2007



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Apr 2, 2007



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It was part of a bit from Last Week Tonight a few weeks ago.

https://youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E

dolphinbomb
Apr 2, 2007



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posting justinRPG is cheating

dolphinbomb
Apr 2, 2007



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that's a really weird way of spelling 'loving hilarious'.

dolphinbomb
Apr 2, 2007



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OwlFancier posted:

Is a taint boil like a crawfish boil I have heard so much about?

I mean, they probably smell similar.

dolphinbomb
Apr 2, 2007



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Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid Diana please forgive Hans

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Apr 2, 2007



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Tulalip Tulips posted:

In college I worked in the library and found mysterious stains in some old CIA country source books and we had a chronic masturbator since the government docs and maps section wasn't popular, so they figured it was a safe space to jerk it. One of the male staff ended up having to kick him out and we had a "KICK THIS PERSON OUT IF YOU SEE HIM" poster in the office with the jizz artist's picture.

My very first job in high school was working part time at a local library, re-shelving books. There was a kid who was in there almost every day after school and most days during the summer. We never caught him in the act, but we're pretty sure he's the reason that certain books started ending up in the men's bathroom. He'd spend inordinate amounts of time in the bathroom and then like clockwork we'd find a book in there that always had some kind of depiction of titties or female genitalia. Most of the time it wasn't even anything particularly exciting, just like clinical illustrations or National Geographic-esque photographs. At one point, we ended up with Jenna Jameson's autobiography added to our collection which we hid in some remote corner of the library behind a bunch of other books after like a week straight of finding it in the bathroom.

One time we also had a guy start using one of the public computers to watch hardcore porn. I happened to glance over at the right moment and this dude is just sitting there watching some pussy gaping video in full view of everyone else like it's the most normal thing in the world. I let the library director know and he got kicked off the computer. Instead of leaving in shame, he proceeded to sit down at a nearby table, and clip coupons from a sunday paper for 45 minutes.

I've since worked in several retail/food service jobs but the library has so far topped them all when it comes to gross poo poo. We probably had to clean poo poo off the bathroom walls at least a dozen times in the few years I was there, and had multiple instances of a woman smearing a bloody tampon all over the bathroom. There were several times where we'd start smelling something gross and discover a small child had left us a present in the little kid's book section. People are gross :shrug:

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Apr 2, 2007



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Diana needs skin

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