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otter
Jul 23, 2007
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The hair on my head is mostly brown / black with a few grey bits but my beard / mustache have grown in with varying shades of grey / white since it started. My beard looks like a jersey cow.

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otter
Jul 23, 2007
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Thatís hilarious. I wish I had taken a picture Friday but I was taking a walk around the block on break at work and as I rounded the corner past Kinkos and strolled part a brewery in a doorway I saw one of those toys with bright red lipstick applied and done kind of cord running through the mouth along with a bunch of other discarded items. It was the most ďart installationĒ bum pile Iíve ever seen.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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My dad had an appliance repair business and although he had a short list of, "and when I walked in, there were two women naked, making out on the couch" stories there were more that went along the lines of "I moved the stove away from the wall to unplug it and the whole floor became a carpet of roaches from underneath the stove" stories.
And I live in the PNW where cockroaches are fairly rare.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Also none of the "spells" actually work. Piece of poo poo book.

Semi-relative of mine (long story, southern Mormon) forbade her kids from reading the books because she was told at church that the spells in the book were real. I hadnít even read them yet but had looked through and I was like, ďdude thatís just fake Latin. It would be more real if it were pig Latin (or you know, if magic was real)Ē. Gown woman pushing 40 too damned stupid to function.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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mostlygray posted:

I had a friend in HS many years ago who was otherwise normal but thought that D&D...

My dad was really oddly in this same train of thought. He himself was absolutely no saint or role model but I guess shortly before I was born a guy he loosely knew who was always playing D&D (who was undoubtedly on all kinds of drugs at the time) planned and executed a bank robbery that culminated in his no longer having a complete skull or brain. Then again he wasnít using it properly anyway.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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Stuff like this is my nightmare fuel. That and in the opening to The Outer Limits (90s - 2000s version) thereís a picture of a house with roots like a tree. Maybe itís some sort of fear of chimeras or something more specific about living and non living things being merged.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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I dunno. She seems like she's playing along and he's just trying to be silly with his friends.
These things pretty much all end the same. 7 or 8 weeks later he can't make it to Saturday night, that continues until they have a kid a year later. A year after that he never sees "the boys" and starts posting in the 90-day Fiance thread with the rest of us.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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MageMage posted:

Do I even want to ask what the stools on the flag mean?

Itís the logo from Barstool Sports

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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I can't ever hear or read the name Daryl without thinking of Bart and Lisa heckling Darryl Strawberry in the softball episode.
And that isn't AUG because it was from like, the 3rd season.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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CAROL posted:

using the word instantly outs you as someone who jerks off to porn too much imo

Wasn't that the big thing years ago? I seem to recall that there was a phase where that's all that was being made where some guy gets "lured" back to the bedroom and then surprise, the girl has a boner and the guy goes "oh geeze, I had no idea but since I'm here, I might as well let you give it to me."
It always seemed kind of off-putting, like the coercion was what was supposed to be hot.
Now everyone just pretends to be having sex with their family members / step family. I just do not get the trends in the porn industry at all. But I guess I am old, and not hip like you youngsters.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

This has been enough pedantry for the day, I think.

HA! This place is open 24/7, baby! Pedantry limits are in your mind, man. Your reg date says that you've been here a while, but your idealism says you're new here.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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gleebster posted:

So you're skinny and hairy? I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Half true, half true.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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LingcodKilla posted:

Almost a decade? Oh sweety...

I think I reg'd in '07 but lurked since around '01
I just realized how long ago that was.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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LingcodKilla posted:

Oh i was easily around before this reg date. There was no reason to register before due to living in a flop house with a bunch of people who had accounts already.

and here you are with a blossoming facemask empire. Wife says thanks, by the way. She loved them.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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Flint_Paper posted:

Listen you bastard I paid my ten dollars and I'm going to get my drat money's worth

$13.57 adjusting for inflation.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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GreenMetalSun posted:

Don't the Trumps have... y'know, a lot of money? Surely there are stylists and tailors who could have made them look good, or at least, not like this.

I mean, have you seen their dad? I get it, I'm a fat dad too, but at least I wear button down shirts and know how to grill a steak medium... and not put ketchup on it.

edit: had to fix typo.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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Itís Cotton Hill!

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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chubby girl, purple hair, sex toys? sup girl?

otter
Jul 23, 2007
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What? I specifically and unashamedly like bigger girls and purple hair and a rather vanilla dildo means she might be fun (the hair) and knows how to satisfy her own needs. Itís not one of those dragon /dog / horse toys.

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otter
Jul 23, 2007
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Internet Wizard posted:

I have compiled a comprehensive list of people who care if you would or would not have sex with somebody

1) Your Mom
You forgot one.
My whole point was that the only thing approaching aug is the potential awkwardness if someone at the store she bought it at didnít offer an opaque bag. But maybe she lives somewhere that bans plastic bags and she brought her own from home and doesnít care what anyone else thinks.
Or maybe she just couldnít wait for amazon prime shipping?

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