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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


MageMage posted:

I feel bad the poor guy had to join a gang in prison just to survive and mutilate his face like that.

Naw he's just an idiot

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


LifeSunDeath posted:

would not surprise me at all if this dude got busted Aatrek style.

Cernovich certainly can't get rape out of his mind.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


DicktheCat posted:

Modchat: I basically like all the pyf mods. They seem really good, especially raccoon mod.

Eh, I've seen better

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


LingcodKilla posted:

I don’t want to see that orgy.

Speak for yourself

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


cash crab posted:

Discarded hair extensions stuck to a Chick-Fil-A box, yes.

Two related AUG stories: one time, I got off the train on my way to work and when I turned the corner to the stairs, there was a mass of hair on the ground and it looked real. Picture like, half a head of hair.

The second one is that until I was about twenty-four, I pronounced the name of that restaurant as "Chick-a-Fila" because I apparently cannot read.

Every Monday morning on my way to work I see hear extensions and chicken boxes all over the place.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

is that a booger?

Yes it's called Ted Cruz

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Burt Sexual posted:

Why black hers eyes out?

After smoking for 30 years that's just what they look like

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


queserasera posted:

I'd do this at one of those make-your-own stuffed animal places. Or is it a thing you can do? Never been to one.

Spider-bear is kinda uglycute.

Nothing in the rule book that says you can't bring your own glue gun.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

it honestly reminds me more of the guy who put a time release buttplug full of acid in his rear end and then rollerbladed around for hours tripping balls

Question is will it work sitting in an office all day? Asking for a friend.








That friend is me, I'm my own friend.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


pseudorandom posted:

It's probably some kind of non-meth privilege, but this couple creeps me out much less than the other.

Check your non meth privilege

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Hey look some nightmare

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I got some moments for ya

One time me some cousins and some women are drinking in a river in the dominican republic when this real hot chick get a mango and squeezes some juice on her shoulder, like the idiot I am I blurt out

:goleft: posted:

No thanks I don't like mangos

I wasn't even thinking in the least.

I would have eaten any fruit off this woman's body.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I paid $10 dollars to post on a comedy forum 10 years ago. Then I paid another $10 bucks after I got banned once.

Also same

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Danaru posted:

What in the gently caress

The new Mortal Kombat is coming out soon

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Stoatbringer posted:

Country girls make do.

Looks like they already made did

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


cash crab posted:

what the gently caress are WALK SOCKS

Look at this hippy who's never walked with socks

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


The Bloop posted:

I am forced to assume Shapiro thinks that everyone has a easy to describe mutant dick with unique and highly noticeable characteristics.

Ma'am what did the pervert assaulter's dick look like?
I don't know I tried not to look at it, it looked like a loving dick being shoved in my face, you moron!

"Yes I can describe it, it was a dick connected to Brett Kavanaugh's body"

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bulletsponge13 posted:

I made the mistake of reading a bit of her Twitter. Her getting thrown out of a Bernie event was amusing, because they all knew not to feed into her bullshit.

She pinned it too as if it was a major violation of her rights to be an annoying idiot.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


"Influencers" are stupid as gently caress

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



She definitely cheated on him when he was on tour.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Equeen posted:

i thought himbos are supposed to be good looking.

That inbred look is in

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Can I get a translation of that caption.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Hope he's ok

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Can't believe they got Sephiroth in Smash

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


tokin opposition posted:

Milk requires constant cow rape that makes their lives miserable and short, so comparing it to honey seems kinda dumb. There are interesting things to discuss about the role of female animal sexual violence and the conflation onto human women.

Keeping honey is cool and good and I long for the day we get genetically modified giant space bees.

Cows love when they get milked, if they don't get milked they suffer serious pain

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Silly Newbie posted:

Yes, but they only produce milk when they have recently produced a calf, which they are made to do, constantly.

Cows make milk for 9-10 months after a calf is born, cows need to be milked daily. Cows give no poo poo about being milked or feeding their calf. It becomes a problem if you miss even just a day

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

What's the context here?

Steve Jorbs died and idiots took it very personally. Dude cried in front of an apple store like a loving sad idiot

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


The Saddest Rhino posted:

imagine when Elon dies

It's gonna be hilarious

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Ellie Trashcakes posted:

I mean that's not great technique but what's the biggy?

A regular rear end shave would've been fine

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


That PS5 is suffocating, I can give it a good home

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Double post

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Mauser posted:

one of my favorite tweets. When I have to find this one to share with friends, I open an incognito window and type "huge cums pussy tweet"

Must take you an hour or so to find that tweet

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Abongination posted:

How do so many boomers end up with this font? They'd have to actively seek it out right?

Its one of the fonts you can use in Android phones, I think Samsung phones specifically

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


OwlFancier posted:

That is true he's bizzarely hunky considering his character, lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfcn5Yd18YU&t=1391s

Beefcake science.

Dr Darling more like Dr Hunk

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