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Does anyone remember the old dollfucker threads? Kevin Havens is still buying dolls and appears to be living in a tent. He's also turned into a hunchback and gotten really skinny. NSFWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-68oYwZ2INSFW
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Internet Wizard posted:I just wanted to point out the dude in the back is wearing a kilt okay have a nice weekend They spelled "YMCA" all hosed up and wrong too.
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May 26, 2018 22:01
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Zipperelli. posted:
Ew. It's like Ed Gein was a ahead of his time or something. Gross.
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Jun 3, 2018 02:52
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text me a vag pic posted:pictured: me getting amped up to post loving HOW? ANyone ever see those old photos of the circus freak shows and what the fattest lady/man looked like? Honest to god, how is this type of body loving possible? Blows my mind.
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Jul 4, 2018 20:53
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:That thread was the moment i realized my I keep thinking it's a really dumb idea to have that lamp hanging right there. Never mind everything else.
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Jul 14, 2018 14:58
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was well spent.
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Shave chat: the biggest bullshit with all the different razors is that I'm never 100% sure which blades I need to get to fit my razor so maybe 2 or 3 times out of 10 I wind up buying the Atra III Trac Super Turbo Deluxe instead of the the Atra II Normal Slow Regular and when they don't fit I forget to return the fuckers. I'm sure this is not intentional.
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Jul 15, 2018 01:45
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pseudosavior posted:So, wait, WE were the AUG all along? duh
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Jul 20, 2018 01:37
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Have we hosed around with this photo in this thread yet? Meth Leppard
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Jul 24, 2018 16:48
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Megabound posted:Methtalica Someone in the funny pictures thread did this one and posted a logo but I can't find it. Pretty sure they won the thread.
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Jul 24, 2018 21:47
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BiggerBoat posted:Have we hosed around with this photo in this thread yet? I got one Neckleback *drops the mic* BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 01:05 on Jul 25, 2018 |
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Jul 25, 2018 00:58
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Iron Crowned posted:Craigslist fascinated me around 2010. One time out of curiosity I posted the most generic strictly platonic f4m ad with nothing sexual, and got at least 200 responses in the first day. I'd say at least 1/2 of them were just pictures of dicks, and about 10 of the dicks were from company email addresses, they weren't all small businesses either a few were large multinational companies So how was your casual encounter?
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Jul 26, 2018 00:27
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walrusman posted:That's one of the grossest things I've seen in all my years on the internet. Agreed. These last two or three pages have been something else. The Cursed images thread isn't doing me any favors either.
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Jul 29, 2018 21:28
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"i go poo-pooo in my pants"
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Aug 6, 2018 19:51
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LawfulWaffle posted:What's your number? You'll have to speak directly to my nice guy boyfriend.
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Aug 7, 2018 19:58
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LingcodKilla posted:"No, I said he slept with the fishes" 
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Aug 9, 2018 14:11
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Holy poo poo Howard Stern did a segment on Romeo Rose pissing off a news anchor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqYumaxy3-A
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Wheat Loaf posted:I've never played D&D myself, so I feel I must ask, do people who do this sort of thing - try to insert their own fetishes and so on into the game - just assume that everyone else will be into it? quote:Most of my friend group were pretty good people, they knew how to bathe, generally knew about personal space and boundaries, and outside of the crippling social anxiety that would lead to the next year of bullshit, we were all pretty much okay. Notice how low the bar is set here? the biggest obstacle to having fun with D&D is getting a semi normal group of people together. Most of the stereotypes are real (body odor, poor hygiene, sexual and social immaturity) but it's a fun time if you can get the right people. there's a whole thread of (mostly) terrible gaming experiences here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3460258
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Aug 18, 2018 16:59
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text me a vag pic posted:Tag ursef I'm the bottle of shampoo
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Aug 21, 2018 22:43
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Mouse Dresser posted:
If you're single, weddings are good place to hook up. And usually fun too so ...I dunno.
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Aug 29, 2018 00:56
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Ew. This dude hasn't bathed in 60 years, eats carrion and smokes dried animal poop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVoZcf3fO0
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I would think this one would be particularly unsatisfying. Isn't the whole thrill/kick being ordered around and told what to do?
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Wasn't there a goon or a person that goons mocked who tried to create his own fashion trends by wearing poo poo that looked like carpets and drapes? I used to get him confused with Romeo Rose.
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Sep 25, 2018 22:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:There was some red leather jacket with spikes and chainmail and stuff on it that I liked. I'd never buy it because I'm not a cartoon character, but if I were retired I'd rock that thing and a kickin' rad gray hair mohawk. Yeah, the metal looking stuff just looks like a regular old heavy metal band member; or fan.
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Untrustable posted:Life hacks: when you can't get any more chocolate syrup out of the bottle just pop the top, add milk, replace top, shake bottle. Chocolate milk. They still make it. They even make milk and chocolate syrup if you're feeling particularly ambitious.
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Oct 3, 2018 22:42
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Aramoro posted:Some people take PCP with their acid as it's supposed to help stop bad trips but actually just fucks you right up. If someone twisted his own nut off perhaps he was one of these bold adventurers. Whippets on acid are the way to go.
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Oct 23, 2018 23:44
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bike tory posted:This is a Swedish white nationalist who calls himself "The Golden One" and thinks that masturbation is self harm. Bullshit. I'd be dead by now.
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Oct 25, 2018 23:31
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queserasera posted:Don't forget champagne diamonds, if you ever wanted to wear something on your finger that looks like the color of warm piss. I just pee on my fingers. Problem solved.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I paid $10 dollars to post on a comedy forum 10 years ago. Then I paid another $10 bucks after I got banned once. drat, dude, that loving sucks.
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Nov 22, 2018 17:36
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LingcodKilla posted:Hey! He said "2003". You're good Is this the Bad Date thread now?
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Nov 22, 2018 21:23
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artsy fartsy posted:I think of a dresser as having a mirror and a lower surface (you get dressed in front of it) and a chest of drawers just a tall box with drawers. Both probably full of clothes. 
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This poo poo is just baffling to me. How do you not get up to go the john or the kitchen and think "why don't I grab that dish, empty soda can or piled up ashtray and dispose of it somewhere along the way?" I'm not the single tidiest person on the planet and often leave clothes or something lying around on occasion but, as lazy and unmotivated as I can sometimes be, I usually make it a habit to at least scan my immediate surroundings when I move to a different room and make a cursory decision to see if anything could handle a minor relocation on my planned journey. Christ, even if you're a shut in, MMO playing, chain smoking, alcoholic fast food eating swamp sow, how do you not notice that your accumulated filth is making the ONE thing you actually do (play computer games) that much harder by virtue of ashes in your mouse and keyboard or beer cans and plates encroaching on your mousepad? It's like someone who ONLY watches TV all day not noticing the mountain of trash obscuring the screen.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Depression, addiction, that sort of thing. I think in the worst cases people have gotten to the point where they just absolutely no longer care. SubponticatePoster posted:Yeah, it's mental illness. I know and I've been there myself. I suffer from addiction and depression and have spent some fairly prolonged periods where all I did was drink, rip bong hits, jack off to porn, surf the web and play video games. I've had suicidal ideations on occasion and went through stretches where I cut myself off and isolated myself from society but never just made a decision to drown in my own cigarette butts, bong water, cum rags, oily bed sheets, spider webs and rodent droppings. To the contrary, often "straightening up" a bit or at least taking out the garbage or, if not DOING the dishes, at least getting them to the loving sink would help. Maybe not with the depression but with at least allowing my little PlayStation & Porn Command Center to be more enjoyable and accommodating to my downward spiral needs at the time. Why do I think WoW and not heroin, meth, obesity, chronic unemployment or alcoholism is the common denominator here in all these photos?
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cash crab posted:I think people like that sometimes do notice, but there's a convoluted mental reason why it's really hard for them to do anything about it. They might be really isolated and feel like they don't "deserve" to have nice surroundings, especially if they feel like no one will ever see them, and the longer they stay isolated the more they reinforce the idea that they are undeserving of human contact. Cleaning up suggests they feel some sense of hope, which they might not. I've met a few people who found themselves in similar environments, but never that bad. My mom is severely bipolar, has multiple suicide attempts under her belt and more and is more and more of a hoarder as she ages. One thing I've noticed about these folks is that they hate, HATE it, when you try to lend a hand and start helping them tidy up a bit. I mean, like, not even wanting you to toss out a Mountain Dew bottle full of cigarette butts, carry a plate to the kitchen, change the bong water or gather up an over flowing trash can bag and take it out. They seem to be almost possessive about their filth after a while. "I have everything where I want it. I can find everything". You're upsetting their apple cart if you shuffle an old pizza box to the recycling bin or they have an "allergic reaction" and it "smells too strong" if you spray some Lysol or Fabreeze around or some poo poo. I started doing my mom's laundry for her after she began to stink and just let clothes pile up all over the place and she bitched at me for not separating them or at how I folded things. Never mind she never put her clothes away or hung them up. When I washed and vacuumed her car, she'd get upset about a receipt or an expired coupon that may have been trashed or worried about whether the car wash was soft touch or something. Some plate or fork that had dried, caked food on it CANT GO IN THE DISHWASHER because it will ruin it. poo poo like that. It's bizarre to me
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Yeah, I had an old high school D&D buddy who got into WoW that was always trying to get me to sign on and play. I told him I already suffered from addiction and, at the time, was married with a newborn so an MMO addiction was the last thing I wanted to tempt myself with so no thanks. He basically disappeared from the text chains, FB posts, meet ups and normal social grids that friends tend to use and, when he did show himself, talked about NOTHING but WoW. I mean NOTHING else. This lasted about a year or two and I think he's over it now but for a while he was a one subject person in any conversation. And, yes, during that period, his living environment was centered around his PC and had "spores" surrounding it like full ashtrays and empty soda cans, but not like the extreme pictures that have been posted. Glad I never signed up for any of those games. Or game online in general. I stick to board games.
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oldpainless posted:Living the dream Yeah, but with no one to share it with what was the point? Dixville posted:I often have issues keeping my place clean, for various reasons, the saddest part is when I realize that the only time I really get the place fixed up and looking nice is when other people are coming over. Like I don't appreciate myself enough to keep my living space clean and organized but I will do it for others. I'm working on it. But it has never been a conscious decision like "I don't deserve nice things" but more of a subconscious lack of respect for myself. This is perfectly normal. We're looking at and discussing lost causes who can't even be bothered to carry an empty Mountain Dew can or a pizza box to the waste basket when they pause their game to take a poo poo. Assuming they get up to take a poo poo I mean. Or pause their game.
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Thursday Next posted:I begged a ride home from some stranger's mom, because there were no cell phones and I wasn't about to accept a ride from Nick. There was no pay phone to call your folks?
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DandyLion posted:Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch? What?
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Your line is "say 'what' again, motherfucker", etc. I set em up, you knock em down *whoosh*
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text me a vag pic posted:thank u for ur service Thank you for your cervix.
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:I’m just trying to show that if you bathe, brush your hair and teeth, and don’t constantly reference anime or star trek, then you, too, could have someone you’re attracted to stand to touch you. Joke's on you. I do all those things but I also smoke and have a crippling porn addiction. so no woman will have me.
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