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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I'm the moustache belly button.

What's with all those business cards being slid under the door? The possibilties are endless really.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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ddiddles posted:

"The lives we’ve lived"



No PONG controller. Check out this young whippersnapper

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Are We Not Men?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Sponge Baathist posted:

How about with this crab?



Is this Clint Howard's son?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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I'm the child safety lock on the doorknob

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Technically, every pillow is a "throw pillow"

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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They should mass produce these for the homeless. Warmth and a bed.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
"The Beard of the Future"

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

wesleywillis posted:

Is there a retail insanity thread anywhere?

I remember a couple but all I could find was a GBS graveyard thread and this from the front page

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/retail-horror-stories/1/

EDIT:

Here's a 600 page retail thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3323091



BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 15:17 on May 4, 2019

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Brawnfire posted:

Why does it look like one of the bridesmaids is a completely normal woman?

Skrull

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Who are the characters in the back, between Disney and Game of Thrones? More importantly, why do I care?

More skrulls

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Trabant posted:

I'm trying to figure out what band could possibly attract both him and the woman in the back and... I've got nothing, but kudos to them for appealing to such a broad range of (white) people.

I'm having the same problem and there's a joke to be mined in there somewhere but I got nothing.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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I still can't read that Juggalo Harry Potter tattoo thing and I've stared at it for a while.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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TinTower posted:


Pictures you can smell.

Good idea for a thread

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Man, I don't know if I'm just noticing it more these days but lately I've been utterly astonished at just how loving fat so many people are. It's almost gotten to be normal

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Dick Burglar posted:

Promoting unsafe diets is very Not Okay. A South African pastor died not long ago trying to out-fast Jesus (Jesus always wins), and this poo poo can encourage other--admittedly stupid--people to starve themselves, potentially to the point of malnutrition or even death.

Even the news outlets publishing stories on this jackass should be shamed. All they're doing is giving her more publicity, and allowing her harmful message to spread farther. Scummy all around.

I suppose, but on some level I still view a lot of this stuff as the thinning of the herd.

Like idiots who mail televangilists money for miracle spring water, some half baked prosperity gospel or visit faith healers. I mean god drat. Stupid people are gonna stupid.

I don't know how to go about regulating deceptive and lovely advertising, which is what would need to be done. Advertising is so ubiquitous and permeates every loving pore of society it seems like the entire global economy is dependent on it and it's weird to me that, in spite of claims to the contrary, we seem to be growing less savvy about its influence.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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redgubbinz posted:

Ah, the King's English.

I could loose part of my bowel.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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BrigadierSensible posted:

If you are a man and don't have a wife, you are obviously gay, and therefore unelectable.

If you are a woman, and aren't married with kids, you are obviously one of those women's lib feminists, and therefore unelectable.

These are things that real life people in 2019 believe.

You also have to believe in god and go to church.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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What, none of you guys ever had the runs?

The old dude in the back pointing makes it.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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"Well the one in the middle is Willie Nelson"

someone might get this

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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I'd post an AUG but I have to go mow my pool.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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This would make a great Photoshop thread. Stuck this dude in different photos.

Alternative pants posted:

Oh hey, I've been pulled over by that guy. He's every nerd who ever got the slightest bit of authority and steroids.

Condolences on living in Oklahoma. Or at least for driving through it.

I can't really talk poo poo though. I live in FL on the NE coast and my state is about to drown. I got to learn a fun fact though! Orlando is further east than Jacksonville. Lived here 20+ years and never figured that out.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Same.

That's really some sort of...arm...and kind of a hand right there. Seriously, just crop out the lower left corner of that image and I'll defy anyone to tell you what it is. People who can't afford it pay a lot of money for this stupid poo poo.

On the plus side, I bet cops give them a break when they pull them over.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Zipperelli. posted:

cursed stairs



Do you have hairs in your house?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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PainterofCrap posted:

I'll be back after the Marathon Man live tribute has concluded.

I'll tell you when it's safe

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Heath posted:

What the gently caress is this writing

"Journalism" - 2019

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Swiped from the curse images thread



Synthol grosses me out as much as those collagen lipped women, the Ken doll guy and that plastic surgery lion lady.

And, yes, synthol dude got his rear end whipped fast.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Hate Fibration posted:

If you sit on this chair the face on it becomes your face.

so you're saying I need to sit on that chair then?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Snackmar posted:

When I was a kid, everyone with an alcoholic parent would use those for storing marble collections :(

You misspelled "drugs"

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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What a bird brain

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Panfilo posted:

Speaking of living statutes, my family was on vacation and there were buskers doing the living statue thing and it TERRIFIED my little niece because a three year old really doesn't know what to make of a statue spontaneously coming to life. This of course made her refuse to go anywhere near actual bronze statues which were all over the place.

There's a dude in Key West that does this covered entirely in silver body point and I don't know he doesn't suffocate or get heat stroke.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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BIg Bang Theory's worst sin is just plain old not being funny.

My mom loved it - DVR's it to death in spite of it being on TV almost 24/7 - and tried to get me to watch it and I just...ugh. I don't hate it I just hate its popularity or maybe I just don't "get it". Actually I DO hate it. It seems to me it's the sort of show that appeals to people who don't...um....know how people really behave or actually interact with each other so I can't relate...or...gently caress, I don't know. I feel the same way about Friends, Two and Half Men and whatever that Erkle show was. Maybe I'm a comedy snob or something.

It's just kind of there, meandering, and it's ratings dominance that puts in the same category as stuff like Cheers, Seinfeld and All in the Family is totally baffling to me and gives me an irrational hatred for it. The acting isn't even very good. I'm gently caress all if I can figure out why this show rose to the level of popularity that it did or why anyone thinks it's funny but good on them I guess.

Someone post a funny clip from this show and change my mind.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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LingcodKilla posted:

I loved that episode!

*laughtrack*

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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One More Fat Nerd posted:

If you can jerk off to it, more power to you.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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I remember the 1985 Chicago Bears and Rodney Dangerfield recording a rap song, Super Bowl Shuffle and Rappin Rodney, but I didn't know the 86 Mets made one that's somehow worse than both of those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpvufrpAhls

For a while there in the 80s it seemed like everyone made a rap song

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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LingcodKilla posted:

What’s it all mean?

Trump Burch

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That image just keeps on giving and giving.



Someone call that number and tell me what happens

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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uhhh...

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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otter posted:

Wasn't that the big thing years ago? I seem to recall that there was a phase where that's all that was being made where some guy gets "lured" back to the bedroom and then surprise, the girl has a boner and the guy goes "oh geeze, I had no idea but since I'm here, I might as well let you give it to me."
It always seemed kind of off-putting, like the coercion was what was supposed to be hot.
Now everyone just pretends to be having sex with their family members / step family. I just do not get the trends in the porn industry at all. But I guess I am old, and not hip like you youngsters.

I watch more than my fair share of pornhub and the main trend I've noticed is how much CPU animated stuff there is so I'm right there with you with not getting these trends. Whole lot of videogame characters doing a lot of fuckin these days.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

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Resting Lich Face posted:

Holy poo poo I didn't even notice it was a penis when I saw it posted originally.

Paging Kevin Havens and David Hockey to the thread to explain this.

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