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I'm the moustache belly button. What's with all those business cards being slid under the door? The possibilties are endless really.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2019 19:49 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 03:27 |
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ddiddles posted:"The lives we’ve lived" No PONG controller. Check out this young whippersnapper
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 19:14 |
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Are We Not Men?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 23:03 |
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Sponge Baathist posted:How about with this crab? Is this Clint Howard's son?
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 19:52 |
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I'm the child safety lock on the doorknob
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 17:42 |
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Technically, every pillow is a "throw pillow"
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 21:52 |
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They should mass produce these for the homeless. Warmth and a bed.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 18:08 |
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"The Beard of the Future"
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 23:34 |
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wesleywillis posted:Is there a retail insanity thread anywhere? I remember a couple but all I could find was a GBS graveyard thread and this from the front page https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/retail-horror-stories/1/ EDIT: Here's a 600 page retail thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3323091 BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 15:17 on May 4, 2019 |
# ¿ May 4, 2019 15:12 |
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Brawnfire posted:Why does it look like one of the bridesmaids is a completely normal woman? Skrull
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 18:19 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Who are the characters in the back, between Disney and Game of Thrones? More importantly, why do I care? More skrulls
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# ¿ May 7, 2019 00:37 |
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Trabant posted:I'm trying to figure out what band could possibly attract both him and the woman in the back and... I've got nothing, but kudos to them for appealing to such a broad range of (white) people. I'm having the same problem and there's a joke to be mined in there somewhere but I got nothing.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2019 01:03 |
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I still can't read that Juggalo Harry Potter tattoo thing and I've stared at it for a while.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 00:57 |
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TinTower posted:
Good idea for a thread
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 13:12 |
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Man, I don't know if I'm just noticing it more these days but lately I've been utterly astonished at just how loving fat so many people are. It's almost gotten to be normal
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 19:50 |
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Dick Burglar posted:Promoting unsafe diets is very Not Okay. A South African pastor died not long ago trying to out-fast Jesus (Jesus always wins), and this poo poo can encourage other--admittedly stupid--people to starve themselves, potentially to the point of malnutrition or even death. I suppose, but on some level I still view a lot of this stuff as the thinning of the herd. Like idiots who mail televangilists money for miracle spring water, some half baked prosperity gospel or visit faith healers. I mean god drat. Stupid people are gonna stupid. I don't know how to go about regulating deceptive and lovely advertising, which is what would need to be done. Advertising is so ubiquitous and permeates every loving pore of society it seems like the entire global economy is dependent on it and it's weird to me that, in spite of claims to the contrary, we seem to be growing less savvy about its influence.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 22:38 |
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redgubbinz posted:Ah, the King's English. I could loose part of my bowel.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 00:04 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:If you are a man and don't have a wife, you are obviously gay, and therefore unelectable. You also have to believe in god and go to church.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2019 22:34 |
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What, none of you guys ever had the runs? The old dude in the back pointing makes it.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 22:19 |
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"Well the one in the middle is Willie Nelson" someone might get this
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2019 12:16 |
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I'd post an AUG but I have to go mow my pool.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 00:41 |
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This would make a great Photoshop thread. Stuck this dude in different photos. Alternative pants posted:Oh hey, I've been pulled over by that guy. He's every nerd who ever got the slightest bit of authority and steroids. Condolences on living in Oklahoma. Or at least for driving through it. I can't really talk poo poo though. I live in FL on the NE coast and my state is about to drown. I got to learn a fun fact though! Orlando is further east than Jacksonville. Lived here 20+ years and never figured that out.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 16:29 |
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Same. That's really some sort of...arm...and kind of a hand right there. Seriously, just crop out the lower left corner of that image and I'll defy anyone to tell you what it is. People who can't afford it pay a lot of money for this stupid poo poo. On the plus side, I bet cops give them a break when they pull them over.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 00:50 |
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Zipperelli. posted:cursed stairs Do you have hairs in your house?
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 16:42 |
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PainterofCrap posted:I'll be back after the Marathon Man live tribute has concluded. I'll tell you when it's safe
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2019 12:58 |
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Heath posted:What the gently caress is this writing "Journalism" - 2019
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 23:20 |
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Swiped from the curse images thread Synthol grosses me out as much as those collagen lipped women, the Ken doll guy and that plastic surgery lion lady. And, yes, synthol dude got his rear end whipped fast.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 00:31 |
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Hate Fibration posted:If you sit on this chair the face on it becomes your face. so you're saying I need to sit on that chair then?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 23:47 |
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Snackmar posted:When I was a kid, everyone with an alcoholic parent would use those for storing marble collections You misspelled "drugs"
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 22:05 |
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What a bird brain
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 22:46 |
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Panfilo posted:Speaking of living statutes, my family was on vacation and there were buskers doing the living statue thing and it TERRIFIED my little niece because a three year old really doesn't know what to make of a statue spontaneously coming to life. This of course made her refuse to go anywhere near actual bronze statues which were all over the place. There's a dude in Key West that does this covered entirely in silver body point and I don't know he doesn't suffocate or get heat stroke.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 15:17 |
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BIg Bang Theory's worst sin is just plain old not being funny. My mom loved it - DVR's it to death in spite of it being on TV almost 24/7 - and tried to get me to watch it and I just...ugh. I don't hate it I just hate its popularity or maybe I just don't "get it". Actually I DO hate it. It seems to me it's the sort of show that appeals to people who don't...um....know how people really behave or actually interact with each other so I can't relate...or...gently caress, I don't know. I feel the same way about Friends, Two and Half Men and whatever that Erkle show was. Maybe I'm a comedy snob or something. It's just kind of there, meandering, and it's ratings dominance that puts in the same category as stuff like Cheers, Seinfeld and All in the Family is totally baffling to me and gives me an irrational hatred for it. The acting isn't even very good. I'm gently caress all if I can figure out why this show rose to the level of popularity that it did or why anyone thinks it's funny but good on them I guess. Someone post a funny clip from this show and change my mind.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 02:06 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I loved that episode! *laughtrack*
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 12:15 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:If you can jerk off to it, more power to you.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 00:06 |
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I remember the 1985 Chicago Bears and Rodney Dangerfield recording a rap song, Super Bowl Shuffle and Rappin Rodney, but I didn't know the 86 Mets made one that's somehow worse than both of those. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpvufrpAhls For a while there in the 80s it seemed like everyone made a rap song
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 00:37 |
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LingcodKilla posted:What’s it all mean? Trump Burch
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 00:14 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:That image just keeps on giving and giving. Someone call that number and tell me what happens
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 03:35 |
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uhhh...
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# ¿ May 16, 2020 01:15 |
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otter posted:Wasn't that the big thing years ago? I seem to recall that there was a phase where that's all that was being made where some guy gets "lured" back to the bedroom and then surprise, the girl has a boner and the guy goes "oh geeze, I had no idea but since I'm here, I might as well let you give it to me." I watch more than my fair share of pornhub and the main trend I've noticed is how much CPU animated stuff there is so I'm right there with you with not getting these trends. Whole lot of videogame characters doing a lot of fuckin these days.
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 02:14 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 03:27 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:Holy poo poo I didn't even notice it was a penis when I saw it posted originally. Paging Kevin Havens and David Hockey to the thread to explain this.
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# ¿ May 24, 2020 02:52 |