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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007



The gently caress is that big mass he pulls out of the abscess? Is that packing gauze?

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007




Yes that's a real shrimp. I've got nothing against shrimp but drat at least cut off the eyes and antennae.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


It's called Shrimp Senbei(cracker), that's all I know.

EDIT: http://www.kenhuntfood.com/2018/01/...d-crackers.html

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Violet_Sky posted:



Hay guys I got a sick tat of my fanfiction

Don't big tattoos like that take quite a while to do? He probably would've sobered up by the end.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Violet_Sky posted:

I know reality shows are meant to be AUG but holy poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7f8aNbnIHQ

The woman is a rabbithole of WTF.

Pretty much everyone on that show is crazy as gently caress.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Polish Plait is pretty aug. Like a massive gross dreadlock.

https://twitter.com/UnholyGene/stat...674565856256000

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007



This is fantastic

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007



The TL;DR is: Outhouse floor collapsed and dumped ~30 girls into the poo poo pit. 9 of them drowned.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


jobson groeth posted:

Drowning can't be worse than fire. At least when you're drowning you get to go out in a bath instead of having every single nerve ending in your body sending pain dialled up to 11 at your brain.

I don't think you read the story because it definitely wasn't a bath...

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Mizuti posted:

Just what was in that Facebook video?



I went to his ED page and yeeeeeah. He doesn't just sing about loving dogs, he's a literal dog rapist. He got fired from a pet store for molesting the dogs.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


M_Sinistrari posted:

Also if it's soluable with pee, what are you supposed to do if you cough and pee a little?

It doesn’t matter because women don’t pee out of the vagina.

On another note when I was writing this post autocorrect changed vagina to “Fagin?”.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Miz Kriss posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cQ6mG6o.mp4

I found this too gross to put it in the gif thread

If anyone's wondering why the poop looks like sand, that's because it is. Sea cucumbers filter sand to find food, like an aquatic earthworm.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


A LOT

quote:

In the South Pacific sea cucumbers may be found in densities of 40 individuals per square meter (33 /sq yd). These populations can process 19 kilograms of sediment per square meter (34 lb /sq yd) per year

RatHat has a new favorite as of 09:52 on Mar 3, 2019

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


text me a vag pic posted:

my dik is soft AND white


e: dick&**

Wow he really looks like a young John Mahoney(the dad on Frasier).

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007



Still not as bad as the one with the prostitute who was letting customers have sex with her colostomy hole.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


ghost emoji posted:

Reddit, What's the grossest/nastiest thing that's happened to you in a sexual encounter? I'll go first...
(self.AskReddit)

I don’t think that’s how gonorrhea works...The body doesn’t create pustules that can entirely detach.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Hihohe posted:

Thats a cool dog though

are you saying there are uncool dogs?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


TheKennedys posted:

never forget



Didn’t she gain a ton of weight and start doing BBW porn?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Even if that wasn’t The Daily Mail it would be obviously fake.

EDIT: It’s a parody account

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Racists especially think that everyone is like them, just too scared to admit it else they get attacked by the SJW police.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Are they not able to tell the difference between the pee of a six year old and an adult?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


M_Sinistrari posted:

I swear, this thread's educational in some messed up ways. I didn't know a guy could get a UTI like that.

You can get a UTI anytime gross stuff is in contact with your peehole. I'm sure there are lots of "creative" ways to get one.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What cracks me up us that he likely added an extra zero on accident, and was saying "show me boobs and I'll give you 47 bucks"

Somehow I doubt he was ever intending to pay

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


cinni posted:

Reminds me a bit of those moms who breastfeed their kid way past the normal age, saying oh they just beg for the boob, its special mommy kiddo time, its for comfort...

Seems at that point its the other way around with mom begging "but you'll always be my baby, sweetie! just have a nibble, please, its healthy for you, cmere..."

edit: and god help those kids when mom posts pics of them going it at it still so they can be mocked in school once their classmates find out they were titty latchers until middle school

Turns out the answer to “when do you stop breastfeeding?” is “when they can ask for it”.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


They appear to have been hoarding actual garbage.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Having cats running around a Doctor's office seems unsanitary, but I guess it's not like he's doing surgery there.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Tubgoat posted:

:< I wonder if he could slowly add stuff to homemade mac & cheese?

It'd be like a Perpetual Stew, but Perpetual Mac&Cheese

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


BrigadierSensible posted:

Sorry to bring this back, but what did Tom Arnold and Barbra Streisand do to deserve the ire of the conservative grifters?

They are both extremely anti-Trump.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Don't use Dr. Nick for your surgeries people. Also that's really sad.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Non Serviam posted:

When the driver is so clearly an insane person, and driving a makeshift vehicle, how come the police don't stop them?

More trouble than it’s worth when he’s not really hurting anyone.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Arm wrestling in general is just a bad idea if you don’t know how to do it correctly.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Literally every sitcom with a laugh track feels weird and creepy when you remove it. It's almost like the joke timings are completely different from a non-laugh track show.

Also you posted the same video twice.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


SatansOnion posted:

actually, I personally would love to see the long-rumored final match between Hulk Hogan and Vincent Kennedy McMahon-Dammit, in a Last Man Standing Hell in a Cell No Disqualification bout, to be held at high noon in beautiful Riyadh, SaPARTSi AraUNKNOWNa. Add the Undertaker and HHH to this two-and-a-half-hour hardcore epic and I would find myself simply over the moon with the pure and simple joy of being one of The WWE Universe


I wouldn’t pay money to see it, because at giving the McMahons money, but I’d definitely look into piracy

They fight until one of them breaks their hip.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Fathis Munk posted:

I love how no one really reacts in that one. In most of them people at least seem surprised or look at the controller smasher like he's a weirdo, but in that one it's barely noteworthy.

It probably wasn't the first time

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


WrenP-Complete posted:

First paragraph: Gross.
Second: Huh.

Something about astrology. Here's his chart to check for compatibility, I guess.


What planet does the mouse cursor represent?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Benny Harvey posted:

Is it bad that I'm thinking how satisfying it would be to be the doctor?

Not sure whether I'd tweezer them out one by one or try popping it like a zit.

You tweezer them out very carefully because the last thing you want is a piece of maggot rotting in the wound.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Phy posted:

A single hair. She gives him three.

So in this situation she would show him 3 breasts then?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


OwlFancier posted:

https://twitter.com/FDseale/status/1255758624699408385

I have no idea if it's true but he does kinda look like the guy.

https://twitter.com/samisam147/stat...7342241794?s=20

Me too Sam, me too...

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


steinrokkan posted:

"Alex Jones Eats rear end" has a whole new meaning in light of the recent cannibalism accusations leveled by his ex-wife

I’m sorry what?

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


GreenMetalSun posted:

Can someone explain this to me, please? The first time I looked at it I blacked out for an hour.

I think it's some adrenachrome conspiracy bullshit? I'm not sure where Shrek fits in it though.

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