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UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
gonna say the last page got really weird :stare:

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UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
my coworker told me how he got athletes foot in his ear a few years ago, Apparently its horrible in every way you can think and doesn't clear up easily at all with horrendous pain and you go deaf. He also said that you can feel it grow polyps as it shuts tight you're entire eardrum and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

cash crab posted:

I had a friend who got gonorrhea in his eye. Not clear on how that happened.

well theres multiple ways
1, he has a secret boyfriend that got cum in his eye
2. girlfriend has it and sat on his face
3. he Role plays as a cum dumpster

serious though how? and that has to suck to cure

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Is this a challenge. Cause I can bring it :getin:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343553213401923595/480626420859535360/play_me.mp4

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jhaljAyG1qgxzu1o1_500.jpg

I exist on discord to share suffering

Edit
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/44/31/b3/4431b3503542954fe9172d5775ccc66b.jpg

UCS Hellmaker has a new favorite as of 01:28 on Aug 23, 2018

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
It's not the one where the pony plushie has a Fleshlight in it and the guys into bondage with it. And posts a pic with his dick in the tied up blindfolded plush

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Someone on discord said it perfectly

Discord posted:

"I'm gonna do meth" said nobody making good decisions
http://cbsnews10.com/erie-pennsylvania-woman-high-on-meth-dies-after-pumping-gasoline-into-her-anus/

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
More his friend punched him and that's a self post to get views. Or he ran into a door.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal


VEGANS

UCS Hellmaker has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Oct 29, 2018

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
I put the ring and box on the dresser and went to work. She came to work and hit me

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
First post end post be metis and swap.avi

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
https://i.imgur.com/SXCibgTl.jpg

Not aug but a must read

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Wasn't there a rule about not posting about chrischan stuff for awhile? God knows everything invlvoed with it is just sheer :gonk: forever from her to the trolls. Chrischan is a perfect example of how hosed up internet obsessions can be mainly for the people that would not leave her alone

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

text me a vag pic posted:



so ruff w/o my pop around (。◕‿‿◕。)

btw this is a hard bdsm fetish mask to make it even more horrible for the mom

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Is linking kiwifarms allowed? That sites a doxing cesspool that has gone after mods and loads upon loads of trans goons.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
I cant stop cackling oh my god. house elves have extra holes jesus

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

jobson groeth posted:

200lb is goal weight for people who want to become skinny now.

gently caress that my goal is back at 160, 200 I feel fat as a ball

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
It's a very old and common story and yep it's been confirmed. It's also very descriptive.

In other news did you know paramedics are certified and allowed to go mouth to stoma? You think your job sucks well at least you aren't told to do that!

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

M_Sinistrari posted:

I've wondered how or even if it's possible to wash one's hair when it's like that. I know you can wash dredlocks just fine, but is the plait washable or is that part of why it develops?

Look into your heart, you know this answer.

no they don't wash it

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
My god post Aug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
I do have friends that have done the transition surgery and the result in that reddit post is not accurate to what it should be in the slightest

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Now look at the complication rates, mainly because of the extant of surgery and everything they go through. The people that go through with the surgeries take enormous risks and I sincerely wish them the best outcomes for anyone that takes that step. And yes they should be a protected class gently caress transphobes who are usually the ones that are screaming homophobes in the first place

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

dreamin of semen posted:

^^^ dangit oh well


Oh cool the internet finally broke him :allears:

Onision is a terrible human, I found some of his videos when I was a teen and thought barely anything of him, then stumbled upon something about him a few years ago and have been keeping an eye on the drama since, because I have too much free time. well, also because Strange Aeons is lovely and my friend. his entire saga is just wildly disgusting. he's an abuser, a huge manipulator and likely a sociopath (I believe by his own admission even!). it's genuinely amazing that he's not in prison, but he's unfortunately been very careful to avoid openly breaking laws.

I'm gonna spoiler my hiscrimes.txt summary cos it's loving gross
he used to run a thing on his youtube channel/forums where girls would post their pictures in forum threads and he'd post videos where he went over them and derided them for anything wrong with their appearance, and would announce whether he'd have sex with them or not. most of them were underage, obviously, because who the gently caress else is watching the 20-30 year old man talk about his life and who he wants to gently caress? he has since groomed a number of teens. his ex girlfriend told him that she smoked weed, he gave her the choice of "I leave you" or "you shave your head, chain yourself to the basement wall for a week and get a tattoo that says "I'm a liar"". YEP. there's obviously so much more than this, he's fuckin' disgusting

a couple of his victims recently did interviews with none other than Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator, so the anti-onion train is picking up some steam.

anyway that's too many words about a complete piece of poo poo who I honestly hope is removed from society ASAP

Side note he has been sued by the IRS TWICE because he deducts everything including his divorce from his taxes using Turbotax. At his second audit he literally went to r/legaladvice to find out how to get out of it where they laughed him out. His evidence for his deductions was that everything used for his videos was deductible for business, anywhere and everything ever in a video was deductible, including dinners and lunches with other youtubers. Along with no receipts on everything.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Warning creepy idiot crying like a literal baby after pissing himself. Needs more context on why though (also probably FBI or IRS problems is why)

Also never go to his twitter because literal porn stars are more sfw and sanity then his poo poo.

UCS Hellmaker has a new favorite as of 10:10 on Dec 25, 2019

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

dads_work_files posted:

I'm probably going to out myself as someone who doesn't gently caress homemade Disney sex dolls here but what's with the ice cubes?

It's Elsa so it has to be cold. Because you see she's a winter witch. Think how he would do that and then cry.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Not accurate, birds have a cloaca and not two holes. 1/5

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UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal

Imperador do Brasil posted:

I have several questions.

Skirt or shorts?
Why is Kristen Schaal screaming at this show?
Why didn’t it break (I can’t believe it didn’t break)?

Real wrestling tables have breaks in them and are basically mdf wood. They used an actual wood table like you would see in schools. Those have actual metal supports that help hold the plywood board together. Hence it just wouldn't break

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