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Heath
Apr 29, 2008




I assume whatever it just vomited into his skin is not toxic to humans?

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Heath
Apr 29, 2008



twistedmentat posted:

Might as well post a classic




Hastur's awkward high school years

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Picnic Princess posted:

That's now 2 friend's exes I've seen mocked on this site. Motherfucker.

Wasn't the other one the alt right skull douche?

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Look at how badly he's denting the roof of that car

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



La Brea Carpet posted:

I'm guessing this a poly situation. No real reason, just feels like a poly group.

File this under "images you can smell"

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



(portaxx voice) Bird knees don't bend backwards!

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



La Brea Carpet posted:

Doublepostin' for content



Okay this has to be some kind of coordinated trolling thing right? I've seen at least four pictures of this shirt in the wild.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



stuffed unread inboxes are the trichobezoars of the internet, if you think about it

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Minnie Mouse and Tony Robbins stepped into the teleporter at the same time

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Well ain't that a kick in the teeth

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Is it too late to get in on phone chat

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Can we have a PYF Tacticool thread? Or even a GBS one

Heath
Apr 29, 2008




*nods respectfully in your direction*

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Refilled my beard oil finally.



I have been trained by these forums to instantly look for the nuts

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Pyrl

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Get a straight razor like grandpappy used to hemorrhage with

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Zombear posted:

This is 100% written by men. Probably the same one.

Didn't Matt Forney do this exact thing, posing as a woman and writing about how receiving head from her man made her disgusted by him?

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Zipperelli. posted:

Urine is sterile my dude.

This is loving wrong

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Something is either sterile or it isn't, there aren't degrees of sterility.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



The Bloop posted:

This is pedantic.

There are definitely degrees of dangerously dirty, unless you'd have no preference between sipping from a mountain stream or a filthy toilet

No, sterility has a very specific meaning. Sterility means utterly free from living organisms. I worked in a hospital sterile processing department for years and sterile means sterile. Any exposure to a nonsterile surface instantly renders something unsterile because if it has even a single living bacterium on it, it is by definition not sterile.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



I want to be at the interview where he turns someone down

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Yeah that didn't happen

Like under what circumstances would letting him talk to her boyfriend be a better solution than just blocking his number entirely

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Prominent round noses and general disshevelment seem to be his kinks. Is it that hard to find a boyfriend with those qualities?

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



AUG: I finally have it. My huge erotic painting.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



What the hell did he pull out?

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Iron Crowned posted:

Nonsense, it's August, it's always sunny from July 5th until August 30th in Seattle

It's Always Sunny in Seattle (For Part of the Year)

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



AUG: to make his doll fuckable with an aftermarket vagina

Edit: gently caress!!

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



You're living up to your screen name today

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



You should never have to grind in Dark Souls

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



No regerts

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



LifeSunDeath posted:

Is that fresh sage? Mmm would go lovely in my piss salad.

Mr. President! (salute)

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



SIGSEGV posted:

There was a video of one on youtube a while ago, don't know if it's still there.

The dolphin swam in circles in the tiny pool, like a tiger pacing in a tiny cage, and was apparently "lending psychic energies" or someshit.

Dolphin psychic energy is high quality but expensive. A lot of us poorer folk have to settle for the psychic energy of squirrels and trees, the ditchweed of psychical waves

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Violet_Sky posted:



Please buy my oils.

Suggest that she's right and she should give away a basket of oils for free

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



It's that the girl from Doki Doki Literature Club?

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



slash stab posted:

Before I clicked this, I honestly thought it was going to be fat Christian wifeswap, because THAT was classic reality TV

What happened to that woman?

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



LingcodKilla posted:

Is it still legal to toss unwanted puppies in large bodies of water?

No, however, your unwanted car batteries are fair game

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



It took me seeing that picture several times to realize there are no dogs in it

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Silicone is NOT stored in the balls

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Showing off my shiner to own the libs

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Heath
Apr 29, 2008




Show me the lie

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