Picnic Princess posted:Never put smoldering nuts in your eyes. Put them in there do not put them in there
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 14:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:00 |
Forevereal digest
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 17:38 |
Everything that is posted on reddit, only a few minutes later
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 01:48 |
Solice Kirsk posted:What the hell is it with people reviewing food in their cars? There's like tons of them. You get youtube ad money while you shill products for major corporations. Seems pretty good.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 17:08 |
I am the goon posting gore with one hand.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 23:04 |
I am going to have a wedding you all make fun of on here but it is going to be ironic.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 00:41 |
Nostradingus posted:Raw celery tastes the way a new spindle of CDs smells like syrup?
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 00:50 |
Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:I'm about to go to bed and gently caress you for this. Please do not use forbidden language words. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 22:59 |
ToxicSlurpee posted:It's a metal string under a lot of tension. It probably won't kill you but basically anybody that's played a guitar knows how much it hurts when one snaps and hits your arm. It isn't pleasant. Could definitely gently caress up an eye. Imagine if it hit your naked ballsack!
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 17:47 |
An Actual Agarthan
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 01:02 |
Same, except Star Citizen.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 21:12 |
e: I guess not
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 00:00 |
Six-Of-Hearts posted:AUG Thread: For Some Reason No Female Has The Ovaries To Say It To Me. Courage is stored in the ovaries
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 00:52 |
I miss Dmitri the Lover
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 21:27 |
Arcsquad12 posted:Please tell me someone has contacted child services I believe in nature over nature, thank you very much.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 02:38 |
ToxicSlurpee posted:Then again pretty much everything sexual is weird and gross if you actually stop to think about it. Lol at anyone who says this
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 15:30 |
This happens any time anyone posts anything about racial stuff on this forum. Heh look guys I'm more not racist than you.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 05:07 |
Tubgoat posted:I tell you hwat, that is a heckin' mugshot for a dude that would rape/impregnate a broad who's been a vegetable since childhood (according to local ABC-affiliate news station). Vegetation, only breathing been in a coma since before i was teething \/\/\/ I do need an editor lol Decrepus has a new favorite as of 03:23 on Jan 24, 2019 |
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:10 |
Dillbag posted:Acutane, mother fucker. As high a dose as you can without getting liver failure. Stay inside, and avoid the sun and other people while your face turns yellow, scabs over, and falls off over the course of a few months. Went on it at 14 after trying everything else (including direct injections of antibiotics into the acne on my face) and it worked like a fuckin' charm. You would never know except for some minor scarring on my nose. "At 14 after trying everything else" Ok
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 15:32 |
Here we gently caressing go
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 15:54 |
No, I have never had to moisten my lips before prying them open.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 00:24 |
M_Sinistrari posted:what are you supposed to do if you cough and pee a little? Please no spoilers I just started this anime series
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 01:06 |
AlbieQuirky posted:Yes, it was a doctor’s clinical note. I will think about that tonight right before I wake up screaming
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 00:52 |
LifeSunDeath posted:Support cops in all their endeavors. What could go wrong? it's just most apples
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 19:23 |
the movie Polar
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 00:14 |
chitoryu12 posted:For the record, that's 2040 calories and 780 grams of sodium. What makes you think he plans to drink it all????
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 16:24 |
Robo Cop 3 remake looking good
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 01:11 |
Picnic Princess posted:Don't smear bodily fluids all over your face. Let me tell you about my vase.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 02:19 |
text me a vag pic posted:feed me I am not putting my chilidog anywhere near that chilihole
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 22:07 |
And we roll the old fetishes along We roll the old fetishes along We roll the old fetishes along And we all defend online
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 22:57 |
snoo posted:ugh god don't leave your toilets open You know they microwave their poptarts.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 19:37 |
Dick Burglar posted:Reminds me of that 2000s-era softcore porn star with the hoof foot. (Edit: I just googled "what the hoof" and google has informed me it was Kate from Kate's Playground.) Oof
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 21:30 |
The Bloop posted:ehhh not enough context. The kid might have everything they need because the mom was going without The kid took the picture with his new iphone
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 21:55 |
Ooooooff
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 21:17 |
bossy lady posted:I'll never understand why politicians drag their wife and kids on stage while they look like assholes in front of all of America. All hail m
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2019 01:10 |
I <3 my hosed up tiny balls
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 17:53 |
Fuuuck my kidneys
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2019 22:16 |
I don't wanna be alive I don't wanna be alive I just wanna die today
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 01:05 |
fisting by many posted:It was Cee Lo Green and frankly he pulled it off about as well as one can do "precious metal statue." Far better than Kanye at any rate. This is still one of the worst Star Trek episodes
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 13:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:00 |
GreenMetalSun posted:Is this guy likely to be a murderer? Because that seems like a fun night. Just look for the imitation crab meat as soon as you get there.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 23:17 |