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Brawnfire posted:Who runs a dildorium and provides translucent bags? Live in Republican country so your customers are Branch Dildonians.
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LingcodKilla posted:Hides all imperfections, gender and is delicious. Gentlefolks this is the future of sex.  Would slather my nude body with Nutella and go to town with her.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I just fried my motherboard trying to decide how and where to excerpt this for a thread title. Is that the middle-aged guy that thinks older sperm is best? ed: Lucas Werner https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/jan/02/lucas-werner-37-ejected-from-spokane-starbucks-aft/
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MizPiz posted:Deleted because it's apparently made up, but I had to read it so you do too. I bet if you ran your fingers around his rear end in a top hat counterclockwise, the skin tags spell out "Nazi" in braille. 
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Heath posted:i feel bad for our Why not just use the correct term: shills?
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Zipperelli. posted:It's not that I'm a "foot guy" necessarily, but more of a "feet don't gross me out guy." Nice title for a Little Feat tribute album.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Does map stand for something? Or are they sexually attracted to maps? Minor-Attracted Person (still a pedo)
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Solice Kirsk posted:He's a fox. What does the fox say? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
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Eewww, she has the white trash version of the FedEx arrow too.
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oldpainless posted:There’s still plenty of boob objectification in today’s society you just need an onlyfans membership "Boobjectification" was right there, within your grasp.
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LifeSunDeath posted:https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/M1UfBgwcGPtyCbGuwd6opXW12_lkfYgDiubpL3E9Pk4/https/i.imgur.com/d0hPZnH.mp4 I'm glad they don't have their cock out too Rock out with your cock out
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OwlFancier posted:I also wish to venture that "some people want to gently caress the large gland" would be a good thread title. Be the change you seek. Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! › AUG: Just gently caress the large gland instead
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Phy posted:I remember watching Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe in Field of Dreams wax nostalgic about the hotels he used to get put up in as a pro ballplayer. "Brass spittoons in the lobbies, brass beds in the rooms..." A poo poo-ton of people used chewing tobacco. Some bars had a special gutter running along at the base of the bar for people to spit chaw saliva into.
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Two Hogs, One Road
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The ever-popular Coney Island Whitefish
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OwlFancier posted:If you trigger the airbag it sprays mozzarella all over you. Some teen with acne is really going to become a 'pizza face'
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Biplane posted:I think there's an Achewood strip about smallheaded adults. Pretty sure that was Nice Pete's dad, whose head shrunk ten percent per year from some disease
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I'm the brutal thigh chafing that will result from riding very far on that Lexan seat.
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This is the origin of the Undignified Exit Society.
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OwlFancier posted:That's a quiche without the crust. It's like a turtle without a shell.
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Jabberlock posted:It's like food without the edibility. It's like raaaiiiiaaaaiiiinnnnn on your wedding day
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Solice Kirsk posted:An angry canuck screaming at a slack-jawed yokel: "Hey! You got grits in my syrup!" 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well, if anyone tries to stop you from putting your "not for your butt" in your butt you can stop them by using your "not for your butt." Once it's in your butt, someone can tie a rope to it and yank it out like they're starting a lawn mower.
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Ror posted:Monty already warned us about it in that very real story from Maxim like 20 years ago.
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Violet_Sky posted:
She's probably a 300 lb dependapotomous with a high school education who works at a Wal-Mart.
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Ror posted:Monty already warned us about it in that very real story from Maxim like 20 years ago. AUG: Yank It Like A Lawn Mower Lanyard You read that and Outkast started playing in your head, didn't they?.
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Schadenfreude here https://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/26662/oakland_county_sheriff_s_deputy_fired_for_racist_facebook_post_about_kamala_harris
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AlbieQuirky posted:Tag yourself. I’m the deeply menacing nutcracker mannequins. I'm the inconsistent capitalization in the overview.
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AUG: Rudy G is the thread's spirit animal
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Armor from a guy hit by a cannonball https://i.imgur.com/Fd8ROL5.mp4
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Ever after, he was known as " One Tit Juan" j/k, he was killed
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In Russia it's Gulahegao
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Violet_Sky posted:Have Waffle Houses been known for anything good? Someone's never been looking for a brawl.
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Awkwardness is reading about Diaper Donnie's pseudonyms: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonyms_of_Donald_Trump
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James Woods posted:I hate to ask but is there a version of this without the text? This dude looks a LOT like a childhood friend of mine and I want to send it to him. Apparently he was a guy called papapaka on OK Cupid, GIS with papapaka brings up results, as does GIS with squart man https://www.google.com/search?tbm=i...Q4dUDCAY&uact=5
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