PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

The worst thing about the avokini is what it's going to do the second it gets wet. That's cotton yarn.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 13:22

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 02:19

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

SIGSEGV posted:

Disney doesn't want to sell toys of characters that are openly fascists, so they took the fascists and waved a mop over them, so now you have new, young, exciting, gay women of color serving the evil empire that was literally nazis with the numbers filled off at the start.

Basically, the bitch of buchenwald is a step forward for all women, says disney, because it sells toys.

What's weird is that during The Force Awakens they took the Nazi imagery and cranked it up to 11. Giant parades and loud speeches under crimson banners with a red and white logo on them isn't exactly a subtle way of saying "these guys are space Nazis".

Which makes it more ironic when I see things like uberpatriotic red-white-and-blue storm trooper t-shirts being sold on Facebook.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 13:54

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Tubgoat posted:

Country Boys Make Doe

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 19:08

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Somfin posted:

Turns out it just gave them the confidence they needed to go get the herp the old-fashioned way

It turns out the real herpes were the ones we caught along the way

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 15:24

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

"That's really pretty much it" is the loving understatement of a lifetime.

Yeah, I organize orgies at least twice a month, my husband got me teen pregnant and I wear his literal pearl necklace every day. Also butt stuff.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 14:06

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

immortalyawn posted:

hes acostin those kids

Holy poo poo, they look exactly like Clarissa from Whatisdeepfried

# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 17:09

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Outside the ordered universe was that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity�the boundless ham beast Infinifat, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted bedrooms beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed bedsprings.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2019 13:56

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

rodbeard posted:

Nabakov wrote Lolita to demonstrate that no matter how bad of a person you make the protagonist people are going to identify with and like the protagonist. The cuck trailer humanizes the alt right a lot more than it condemns it. I'm predicting it will just be American History X for the online era.

The Alt-Right and associated groups have a long history of using films that are explicitly against it just because they look cool.

Stealing all the Red Pill/Blue Pull stuff from the Matrix, a movie by two trans women about a multiethnic band of revolutionaries fighting The System (literally represented by white guys in suits).

Or using Tyler Durden as a representative of Manly Man Freedom For Men Who Are Free, when the whole joke was that he set up a literal cult with zero freedom for its members and existed as a character solely as a bandaid for the narrator's issues with women (and his possible homosexuality).

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 15:20

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

MizPiz posted:

It's not that they're dumb, it's that they're intentionally trying to undermine the art or media's message and trying to make it into propaganda for them. It's the same reason they use liberal and leftist rhetoric when they have to be on the defensive.

You say that, but I've seen lots of folks defend Fight Club as some kind of anti-feminist, anti-SJW film celebrating machismo and unironically celebrating Tyler Durden's faux-nihilism. Of course, the best course of action in this case is to remind them that the author is a gay man and the half-naked fighting is an obvious allegory for gay sex, which usually runs them off.

ETA: Invisible Monsters was better

Wild T has a new favorite as of 17:51 on Sep 9, 2019

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 17:47

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

rodbeard posted:

I mean the director of the movie and the two male leads have all said the movie was a critique of consumerism and the author of the book said the movie expressed his ideas better than he did. Tyler Durden regains his sanity and still ultimately follows through with his plan. Tyler is an antihero not a villain, he is still ultimately correct. Fight Club is satire in pretty much the same vein as south park.

Tyler Durden is about as much an antihero as much as Alex DeLarge. He's a sack of poo poo, but the movie portrays him sympathetically so you end up liking him.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 13:21

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

green chicken feet posted:

Pressure!
Pushing off your shoes
Don't care if it's rude
Flip-flops on floor

Under pressure!
That brings an airplane down
Splatters blood on books, too
Pops blisters on feet

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about
Watching to men up front scream, "It got in my mouth"

# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 16:02

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Only when the maggots take our eyes will we be free.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 14:16

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Screaming Idiot posted:

for the love of god i wanna make a botnet whose sole purpose is to tweet that at klob and turmp once an hour every day

Even better: relabel it as someone Trump likes eating someone he dislikes and the senile fool will probably retweet vore porn of his own daughter.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 20:58

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Chemo won't help your brain because the chemicals are too big, use tea tree and peppermint oil instead.

When can we just start rounding these people up and beating them severely?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 15:05

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

T-man posted:

You don't own me, amy eat and poop out the rich

we shall activate the vore fetishists and give them class consciousness by weird porn comics! Let a thousand AOCs eat Bloomberg! Let a trillion pictures of Bernie pooping out Pete be sent out to everyone! The revolution will be AUG.

If there is a free acting AI reading the internet, I don't want to tell ya your business (please be my friend) but making this happen and sending it to every human would be one hell of a way to come out.

Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Skynet fights back?

Yes. It launches vore comics against targets in Russia.

Why attack Russia. Aren't they our friends now?

Because Skynet knows the Russian goatse counterattack will eliminate the boomers over here.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 14:55

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

T-man posted:

and closing

It can't be, man, that's inside the room!

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 15:35

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

BiggerBoat posted:

Someone call that number and tell me what happens

I just got a voice telling me "seven days"

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 14:07

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

HelleSpud posted:

Just when I thought I was so jaded that nothing I saw online would fill me with rage.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 17:45

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

My Wish order history is nothing but sex toys, BDSM gear and firearms parts. It's the most American thing ever, except made in China, which is even more American.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 20:37

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Sludge Tank posted:

Amazing username/post combo

# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 14:14

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Human feet would be the toughest meat to eat, there are so many bones and tendons.

There was that dude a year or two ago that lost his foot in a motorcycle accident and had his chef buddy clean, chop and fry it into tacos for him and a small group of his friends. They actually did describe it as tough. The best part of the entire story was one of the diners texting him from the crapper the next day and the OP responding with "are you making GBS threads me right now?"

# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 14:32

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

wesleywillis posted:

Saw a guy yesterday with what appeared to be a scrotum growing out of the back of his neck.
It was at least the size of a softball and jiggled like a water balloon.

A few years back I was in Kyrgyzstan escorting local contractors on the air base. I had developed a small cyst on my right jaw. It was about pea-sized and not really visible, but I could feel it and painlessly move it around a bit. I had the doctor check it out and he told me it was just a sebaceous cyst and I should wait until I returned home in a few months, no big deal.

A couple of days later we had a Kyrgyz dude come on to work on the water system, so I took my pickup out to their side of the airfield to pick the guy up. He had a massive softball-sized cyst or tumor in the exact location of mine. It was growing hair from his beard all over it. It bounced up and down whenever he moved and appeared to be plump with fluid. It looked like the guy who made those photorealistic renderings of Beavis and Butt-Head did one for the Invader Zim episode about Postulio.

I got an appointment with a dermatologist and got that loving thing cut out as soon as I got back home.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 13:51

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Groke posted:

I have the exact same thing going on with my big toe. Not posting a picture because nobody needs to see that poo poo. Looking forward to getting that motherfucker gone.

You underestimate our stomach for atrocities. Post it.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2020 13:33

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

I visited some Roman ruins in Germany and was blown away that these foundations had been here four thousands of years. The thought crossed my idiot brain of "you should take one of the rocks because it's so cool that they're so old". Then immediately realizing that the rocks in my backyard that old too and I'm a loving moron.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 13:20

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Incontinent Cargo shorts Pisser

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 19:28

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Plenty of male incels are physically capable of attracting women. I've seen a few that are actually pretty good-looking dudes. Their problem are their brains are badly broken and the internet convinced them they don't need therapy, it's all womens' fault.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 20:24

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Dank Will?

Swank Bill?

Bootystank Phil?

Hunk Hell

# ¿ Nov 9, 2020 18:38

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Sometimes faces must be dunked in the toilet.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2020 16:07

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 02:19

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Sesame Street also makes movies that the military uses for casualty notification. If you ever find yourself putting together a kit for a casualty notification team, never watch the DVD, it's the most depressing thing you'll ever watch.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 14:12

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