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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




From a bunch of pages ago:

twistedmentat posted:

Another classic. This is totally the kid in class that keeps yelling at the prof to not erase the notes on the board because it takes him 20 minutes to write a single sentaince. Also it illustrates a problem with these weirdos. They mix stuff from different eras thinking it all makes them classy, but loving feather pen with what I am assuming is an attempt to look like someone from Mad Men?


Put the ink on the opposite side of your writing hand so you can't accidentally backhand it off the desk.
I'm mad this image makes my brain twitch over that.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




cash crab posted:

Next person to bring up the merits or deficits of an unfinished basement is going into timeout.

What about finished basements? :v:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I genuinely admire her Jem and the Holograms eyeshadow and hair.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

(Am I the only one who finds gender reveal parties a bit weird? I can't explain exactly why, but they make me feel vaguely uncomfortable.)

Oh they're weird alright. I got invited to one and i was like "Really? Inviting a trans woman to one of these is your idea of appropriate?"

Im sure there's enough of us in this thread with the necessary skills to make a "Gender Eruption Party" business that can turn a profit.



Seeing weebs do that awkward ask a girl out thing and act it out in person is Chernobyl levels of loving cringe.
On the rare occasion they work up the nerve to actually do it, its without fail some first year illustration major who hasn't been weeded out of their program yet for only drawing anime girls in every single one of their 100 level drawing and design classes. The one i still remember ten years after the fact was the girl being asked out not even turning her head to look at the goober and stating: "Please gently caress off forever."

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Awkward, Ugly & Gross Human Joint Tricks

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




HEY GUYS I LIKE THIS GAME TOO

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




chitoryu12 posted:

*sees battery* Nice.

:byodame::hf::byodood:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Bobby Digital posted:

You can pick the icon in settings tab in the app

"Pretend" im breathtakingly stupid and show me how.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Google image searching 'everyday carry" is a fascinating glimpse into the pockets of paranoid white people. So many "field notes". Sooooooooooo many glocks.
A "tactical pen" may be the handiest thing ever made but I'll never know, because on principle, i'm not going to own something called a "tactical pen". Also here's a fun game: Count how many items in those piles of matte black painted objects have actual wear on them from being used. Or how many of those tanto blade knives have marks from being sharpened and kept sharp.

My favorite i've seen was some guy including a sling he made to keep in his bag (without ammo for it because he'd "just use rocks") in case he ever got stranded and needed to hunt his supper. Not a slingshot, a sling. What David slew Goliath with.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Everything about this screams: "i wish to pull a zimmerman at some point."



Poops Mcgoots posted:

A knife you sharpen yourself shouldn't have marks since you tape off the part you're not sharpening. :colbert:
Is this a thing? Am i the outlier for not knowing it? And why bother since using the thing is going to mar the fancy finish anyways?

Interest of fairness and all, feel free to psycho analyze the contents of my purse.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




TotalLossBrain posted:

lmao jfc the slave Leia family keychain portrait really fuckin makes that picture complete.

She was my hero as a little kid :)

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Bless you, friend.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




LingcodKilla posted:

Old style slings are kinda fun in their own right. Use to chuck apples across my high school campus with them.

Brb teaching myself to launch apples using my bra as a sling.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Crackhead Willie Nelson?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Because he knows he'd just be one of those bullshit cinnamon tic tacs and not once of the superior orange ones.

Speaking of AUG, whatever happened to Pecos Bill?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Mickeys owns though.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




text me a vag pic posted:

get rid of ur trash and LIVE the fun life!







if you are having fun at home, youre having fun at home!

That thread was the moment i realized my :10bux: was well spent.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




T-man posted:

How were the stairs?



But were they insulated?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




cash crab posted:

The second one is that until I was about twenty-four, I pronounced the name of that restaurant as "Chick-a-Fila" because I apparently cannot read.

Waitaminute...... It appears I've been wrong all this time too.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Tubgoat posted:

Number 4 is come to terms with ruining the lives of possibly-innocent men.

What innocent men?
:killemall:They're all trash:killemall:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Yeah its ultimately my fault for mousing over that but i'm still a little mad at you for it.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





AUG Thread: For Some Reason No Female Has The Ovaries To Say It To Me.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Friend, you get 1 good guess to figure out if i'm clicking a link with those words in... well any order.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





this is a fuckin' mythical av/post combo. laughing so hard im wheezing, jesus loving christ.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




In high school i was on a date with a girl i didn't really think was very into me, but 20 minutes in, she just grabs my collar, pulls me close and starts loving mauling me. My brain is like "HOLY HELL this pretty girl is kissing ME!" and for reasons i'll never know, i just bust the gently caress up laughing. She pulls back with this mortified look on her face, and i get myself under control enough to explain its not her, its just like when you're supposed to be silent in class and you just get the giggles for no reason, or like laughing at a funeral. Shes assured, kind of laughs it off, and i finally stop giggling like a moron. 5 minutes later, we're back to making out and sure enough, i can't stop laughing again. God love her, she gave it her best, but after laughing fit number 5, she just gets up and says "Fine, whatever." and walks out to her car and goes home. The next day i spent the entirety of 5th period English awkwardly trying to apologize. We of course didn't date after that, which i was pissed at my broken brain about, but we were friendly enough for the rest of HS.

Anyways, that's my story thanks for reading and Happy Birthday Raccoon Mom.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Super Grocery Kart posted:


Also when I inevitably broke it off, her dad called me the next day to berate me for “breaking her heart”.

She was 31 years old at the time.

I'm pretty curious how this conversation went and for how long.
I had a relationship fall apart years ago and her sister called me to passive aggressive guilt trip me for "letting the relationship deteriorate" and how much it hurt her sister or whatever. 2 minutes into this call i asked: "So you're aware that i know she's been loving her ex, right?" and hung up.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




LifeSunDeath posted:

The ark of the covenant is filled with wifu pillows.

Mods.. Thread title. Pleeeeeeease

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Someone hath called the police on this Granos motherfucker, right? RIGHT?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Wasnt it something that made it seems like a con? Like Kaye King or faking?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




If only cars could generate their own fuel like this thread can.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Solice Kirsk posted:

Orange Fanta is the best thing to have come out of World War 2.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Tubgoat posted:

That's a breeder reactor! :science:
I don't believe they're presently safe for cars just yet.

Lol if you think i'm going to fall for that and google what sounds like a steampunk, Lemarchand's Box of furry horror.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Sandwich Anarchist posted:

No its a real thing. It's a nuclear reactor that generates fissile material faster than it uses it.

Suuuuuuure you guys. Whatever. :rolleyes:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS IN THE SLIGHTEST.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





He's not even aware, is he?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Jesus Christ, this page.
And thread title.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




14 seconds what do i win/did i lose?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




And im comfortable with that.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




God help me I'm laughing like a moron at that, maybe my fever is back, either way it's time for bed, holy christ this loving page WILL NOT BREAK ME.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




How many cigarettes did you continue bumming to him after that first one?

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