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eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:



That's not feminism - that's a fetish. And a really unsanitary one at that.

It's really fake.

That's not the colour of old period blood that's been sitting on a pad for hours. It's orange. Period blood, and all blood actually, does not dry orange. It goes brown. That looks like loving marinara. Period blood is bright or dark red that dries to a dark brown colour.

Also, the blood is concentrated towards the front of the pad, assuming it's upside-down in the photo. That's not how it works. Some of the blood does end up at the top of the pad, depending on positioning, but most ends up in the middle. It certainly doesn't end up a weird orangey streak towards the back, because when you're standing or sitting, that poo poo moves around. There is no way that everything south of the vagina would only get such a pathetic little streak of blood if the flow is heavy enough to saturate the centre and front of the pad.

Also, he has the sticky part facing towards him, so does not actually have any period blood touching his face, as a real fetishist would.

Conclusion: it's ketchup.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Arcsquad12 posted:

Phonetic Japanese?

That would be ORIBIA, scrub.

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Dec 12, 2009

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cash crab posted:

Additionally, this is AUG and also sad but Aaron Carter isn't doing so great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbm5e6Ul6EE

This was last year and shortly after his dad died, earlier this year it was reported that he's doin better and up to 160lbs

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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RabbitWizard posted:

I just had a really strange youtube experience. I watched a playlist of Penn&Teller magic stuff (gross enough) with 19 Videos. 17 of those are Penn and Teller. Number 19 is deleted. Number 18 has 8.7m views and is this.
What is this? I don't understand.

Paedo added someone's family video to his Penn and Teller playlist by accident?

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Elohssa Gib posted:

I don't think it's quite as exciting but some people get weirded out by the fact that I can bend the tips of my fingers without bending the other joints.


I can do this too! I can also make a perfect circle with my index and middle fingers.



The joints are only gonna get looser so finger splints probably in my future, yay! When I lock my knees it looks like I have bird legs, too. They bend so far in the wrong direction.

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Dec 12, 2009

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I am in tears at moustache guy's attempts to not laugh, and also Stoic Lady

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Dec 12, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:



The more I look at it, the worse it gets

It's got a big fluffy hood.

I mean, it's from Wish so it's cheap poo poo, but there's nothing wrong with how that'll look when worn. Just big and fluffy. It's probably even a photo stolen from a brand that's charging hundreds of dollars for it.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Wow that sure was a post there. I didn't come to this thread to see amputated limbs and degloving, but it's interesting I guess. Other people might not be so desensitised, so it might be kind to link gore. I don't think this thread has ever been about gore and I'm surprised that the mod response so far has been so "meh".

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Dec 12, 2009

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cash crab posted:

Maybe put gore behind a link. People should be able to have the option for something like that.

"maybe"

No hurry to edit that post down, hey?


e: can we report posts from this thread now that you're a real mod, cash crab?

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Dec 12, 2009

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RickVoid posted:

as they watch their child slowly wither away, and those loving mongrels

What do you think that word means?


hint: not the same as the derogatory term "mong", referring to people with Down syndrome

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RickVoid posted:

I am only aware of the term being derrogatory as related to dogs. If I have used it incorrectly, please enlighten me. I wish to be precise with my insults.

Just a weird word to use about the parents in question. I've only ever seen it used about dogs and the children of mixed-race couples. In dogs it means a mixed or unknown breed, hence its use as a racial epithet.

That's why I thought you might have confused it with "mong", the UK derogatory term for people with Down syndrome. Not pleasant either way.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Already protected. What was it?

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Dec 12, 2009

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I'll bet the butthole and front opening (I typed the other word for it and got skeeved out) connect and you could stick your finger in one and it comes out the other.

Did you get skeeved out by the word "vagina", Sandwich Anarchist?

In the context of a fuckable lifesize colourful horse, or just in general?



e: missed the guy "white knighting" the fluffy pony people, man this thread goes weird places. Getting reminiscent of the minecraft fairy torture porn guy

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Dec 12, 2009

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quote:

Hockney's response was to design a country scene, set within his beloved Yorkshire featuring hawthorn blossom, using his distinct colour palette of yellow, red, blue, pink, orange and greens.

His distinct colour palette of... all the colours

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Dec 12, 2009

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Crossposting from GBS

A site called Cameo was discovered that let's anyone sling some cash to c through z grade celebrities in exchange for short little messages. Most are harmless little marriage proposals, get wells, or happy birthdays. Some are hilarious (Norm MacDonald and most of the pro-wrestlers who are too carny to give a gently caress). Unfortunately though some are the most awkward poo poo that's ever been filmed:


How's your favorite D+ celeb faring?

Fuckin hell he clearly did not sign up for this kind of poo poo but the guy paid him probably a fair bit of cash and uh well better take a crack at it I guess. Poor Sean Astin, he seems a really nice guy doing his best

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Dec 12, 2009

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mojo1701a posted:

Thanks for reminding me of him.

Also, holy poo poo, I found it. I ended up googling "GamemasterAnthony wedding" and I found it. It's not him, but damned if that wasn't the clue I needed to find this:



Legolas wasn't invited

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Dec 12, 2009

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

WHAT!? gently caress, go back tomorrow because he's probably got a booth full of his stuff. Take one for Team Goon.

ed: this guy, right?
https://www.deviantart.com/metalartisan/gallery

Holy poo poo, Lorenz Hellman Gloucester is real

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Isn't he a rapemonster?

No that's his brother Nick. Aaron's just going through some poo poo. Clearly really unwell and should take some time out from social media but he won't.

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I've used one of these (though not from Wish lol my feet might have fallen off) and yes they work and yes they're gross but no it doesn't all come off in one big dry sheet, it's just flakes of skin for a week filling your socks like you have the worst eczema ever, and then you swear blind your feet are softer because otherwise it was all for nothing

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Dec 12, 2009

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canyoneer posted:

I also would like to share my maggot story.
I live in a place with mandatory military service at a certain age. It's something of a shared cultural experience, you can probably guess where. I was in an infantry unit.

We were on an exercise for four days, with long marches and maneuvering. Pretty uncomfortable stuff, but we were all young and full of energy. Our officer that we all respected a lot had gotten replaced midway through, and so we were all stuck with this new (to us) guy. Very old school, thought that good leadership was yelling louder than everyone else. One day in, the rations started to have suspicious holes in it. Turns out, they were all infested with maggots. So we had to pick out the maggots when we ate that gross stuff that could barely be called bread for the prior three days.

We were nearly done with the objective, and very close to ending the march and being done with the exercise. Which was great, because, you know, maggots in the food. One of the the platoon leaders (who was kind of a jerk, but in a good way and was pretty well liked) had an idea of getting some better food for us but it was not exactly within the parameters that command had set up.
The jerk captain was having none of it. Tensions were really high, and he was shouting at the platoon leader in front of everyone else. It was really awkward and unprofessional, and I was sure I was going to see them start taking swings at each other.In the end, the captain found another solution to replace our maggoty bread that was almost the same as the platoon leader was proposing, but of course it had to be his idea.
You've never seen guys devour anything as quickly as those guys did once they didn't have to eat the maggot food anymore.
It turned into kind of a funny story in the end, though the entire thing was overall a bad experience because the Rohirrim attacked and killed most of us and the hobbits escaped into the enchanted forest.

this is great

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Dec 12, 2009

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The telomeres guy! I couldn't remember his name but I knew immediately that it was him. Glad to see he's still trying despite the worldwide pandemic and Starbucks being closed. Glad also to see that no one is falling for it.

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