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Dec 25, 2009



I don't know how you posted four images, started with a mile-long skidmark, and still managed to get progressively worse.

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Dec 25, 2009



Maybe your profile picture is bad.

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Dec 25, 2009



Violet_Sky posted:



I'm the poor life decisions.

You don't want to be sexual interference with a minor.

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Dec 25, 2009



Violet_Sky posted:



Guys I found the master race. :allears:

I guess this was before Jordan Peterson made basic hygiene empowering

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Dec 25, 2009




There must be a german word for telling people to research things that are so crazy that nobody bothers to refute them, so all the results are in support, and it's not really research at all.

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Dec 25, 2009



ookiimarukochan posted:

Literally the least AUG photo of Melon-pan I have ever seen. Genuinely can't tell if he's that fundamentally broken or if it's all god-tier performance art, but the fact that he seems to be spending a few thousand euros a month on (drawn) child pornography points to the former.

About a month ago he got a job and was fired the next day once his employers found his twitter full of pictures of himself masturbating to anime.

Nothing about the previous sentence is embellished in any way.

For obvious reasons I am not going back in to find those tweets.

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Dec 25, 2009



text me a vag pic posted:

if this man is a performance artist his next performance should be that car scene from meet joe black

i can't do this a y more

I meant the ones about his job :gonk:

But thank you for your service, and for making everyone else see those cursed images.

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Dec 25, 2009




Well, that's a new one (from what I understand.) Someone who hates the police because they're not authoritarian enough and have the gall to allow people to get legal abortions. I guess.

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Dec 25, 2009



Is that really how vegans have to give birth? Does morphine come from cows?

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Dec 25, 2009




I think the lesson to be learned from this one is, if you're going to wear blackface, put it on so thick that you won't be recognized on social media.

No, wait, that's not it.

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Dec 25, 2009



I would have used the other side

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Dec 25, 2009



Tashilicious posted:

Because to some people, the act of "doxxing" itself is always the worst thing you could ever do ever to anyone, how dare you do to these upstanding white dudes what they do to queer folk, trans people, minorities, activists, feminists....

actual reason it's good to have rules about censoring PII even if the subject is apparently a huge piece of poo poo: It's extremely easy to create a doctored screenshot with some random person's name/profile in it, people could use reddit (or any other large community) as a crowdsourced harassment engine otherwise.

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Dec 25, 2009



Dillbag posted:

Acutane, mother fucker. As high a dose as you can without getting liver failure. Stay inside, and avoid the sun and other people while your face turns yellow, scabs over, and falls off over the course of a few months. Went on it at 14 after trying everything else (including direct injections of antibiotics into the acne on my face) and it worked like a fuckin' charm. You would never know except for some minor scarring on my nose.

That's disgusting but also cool.

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Dec 25, 2009



rodbeard posted:

I can't imagine even being able to take the time off work let alone pay for a cruise.

Paying for a cruise is cheap. The expensive part is drinking on a cruise. And you will, because there's nothing else to do.

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Dec 25, 2009



Also the economy is based on land and dildos

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Dec 25, 2009




Still doesn't give a gently caress :whatup:

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Dec 25, 2009



Violet_Sky posted:



Any hotties wanna get with this baller

that sure is $499 there

It's great that the US made the $100s a different color

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Dec 25, 2009




I didn't know it was possible to put these words together :gonk:

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Dec 25, 2009



Violet_Sky posted:



GENETIC PERFECTION for a goon

Where is your chin

and cheek

and any facial definition whatsoever

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Dec 25, 2009




"sword thinking" is a euphemism I've never heard before.

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Dec 25, 2009



Miss posted:

imagine the feeling of it against your teeth as you move your jaw
cronchy cronchy

The worst part would be the constant shocks to your gums and taste of battery acid

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Dec 25, 2009




Love getting pulled over every time you ride?

You'd probably still get a ticket for wasting the cop's time, like that guy who thought he was clever pretending to talk on a phone-shaped cookie while driving.

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Dec 25, 2009



Tubgoat posted:

If it makes you feel any better, it's run-of-the-mill body oil and dirt, statistically.

Statistically, there are some poop particles in there too.

fe: Speaking of poop particles!

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Dec 25, 2009



honda whisperer posted:

I'm the NOS sticker at the bottom.

If this car actually has nitrous (it doesn't) and spent it's days trolling every slow car that thought it was fast it would wrap back around to awesome.

Maybe he just likes the energy drink

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Dec 25, 2009



snoo posted:

ugh god don't leave your toilets open

close the lid when you flush to prevent the spread of bacteria

open the lid when flushing is done because you never know when you will have sudden explosive diarrhea and seconds matter

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Dec 25, 2009




:aaaaa:

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Dec 25, 2009



Tetracube posted:

he certainly did poo poo

squirting is just poop

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Dec 25, 2009



Psychobabble! posted:

Some text AUG for ya:






Imagine finally building up confidence to post a picture of yourself in a crop top in a fat positivity fb group and then getting flamed out of it for not being fat enough.

So, uh, how fat exactly is "infini-fat"? I can't wrap my mind around it.

Deified Data posted:

Wtf is he trying to obscure? And why?

He's trying to stop the person recording the preview of the roller coaster photo you're supposed to buy.

Because obviously they would have paid $15 for the photo if they didn't have a blurry video recording instead.

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Dec 25, 2009



cinni posted:

So what does untreated HPV look like on a wild deer? From a Minnesota forest:





I saw a giant tortoise with this in Hawaii. Bulbous white growths all over its face and neck. The tour guide said it was from tourists touching them :puke:

Probably why there's a $10,000 fine for touching tortoises.

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Dec 25, 2009



Helios Grime posted:

Man that seems like a gateway drug to just using black salve, though that is in a whole other league.
Don't google it if you don't want to see pictures and videos of people burning away parts of their skin/whole noses cause they think it heals cancer

To be fair, unlike most "natural" remedies it really does kill cancer. It's just that it kills all the surrounding healthy cells too because you are putting acid on your face. And it's often "suggested" for benign lesions that would take an hour and a hundred bucks to have lasered off by a real doctor.

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Dec 25, 2009



canyoneer posted:



Missouri.jpg

Dude should probably keep at least one pair for himself.

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Dec 25, 2009




That is some impressive work to crop the actual black person out.

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Dec 25, 2009



Dilb posted:

Just to be clear this isn't a "straights are the real oppressed people" picture, though I can totally see it being used out of context like that in these modern times. This is from the short film Love is All You Need.

I mean... It still kind of is.

"what if gay but straight" isn't the earth shattering truth bomb the creators think it is.

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Dec 25, 2009



Tashilicious posted:

someone already did the golden idol look and kanye is original

It was Cee Lo Green and frankly he pulled it off about as well as one can do "precious metal statue." Far better than Kanye at any rate.

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Dec 25, 2009




Whoever drew this has abysmal reading comprehension.

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Dec 25, 2009



spaceblancmange posted:

In honour of that snipe

AUG: rubbing her boobs on his leg while singing hanson's mm bop, makes sense

Seconding this because vagina cookie is far too powerful.

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