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slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

computer angel posted:

Contouring is a gateway into increasingly bizarre and terrifying makeup rituals.

The dot of highlighter on the end of the nose always cracks me up. I can't unsee it in Instagram makeup.

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slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

The Bloop posted:

I thought she went all milkshake duck, no?


Hopefully I'm thinking of someone else

Maybe you're thinking of the sex- positive you- tuber with the curly hair?

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

text me a vag pic posted:

it's peanut butter.

Idea: makeup tutorial, but every product is food. Mainly nutella.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Spectral_beard posted:

Once in the Navy it was my turn to clean the bathroom near the male birthing and someone had gone crazy. There was poo poo everywhere, the ceiling, stuck to the underside of lids, walls of the stalls. There were like 15 stalls in there. After a few minutes I wasn't even mad I was filled with awe and wonder for how it happened. Just absurd, took me hours to clean.

Learned a few days later there had been a clog, and the hull techs (the job title they use to trick people into signing up for sewage work) had rather then like figuring out what was wrong just shut off some valves and run high pressure air line from downstream back to the bathroom. They put up a sign breifly so no one was in there when they set it off at least.

I guess male birthing is a messy process.

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