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HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez blasts online trolls over fake nude photo of young congresswoman after snap was debunked by foot fetishists"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8160886/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-nude-blasts-trolls-foot-fetishists/



(Sorry about The Sun, but the other article I found was the one in The Guardian which was obnoxious and about to call me bro)

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HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Scathach posted:

Let's all make fun of something we can agree on, like terrible wedding dresses.




Re: the middle picture: I always see these for sale at beach-y tourist traps but I never know what they are.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
Mike Bloomberg shakes dog's mouth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFWVMX6VpTE

Also, I keep seeing ads where he touts how many coal plants he's closed - in a swing state, in a county with ~40% unemployment, and the coal plant is a major employer.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010



And the extended family: https://lewisblayse.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/inbreeding.jpg

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HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I like that the longer you stare at that you get increasing little hits of urgh as you realise what the various link shapes actually mean :v:

Slightly surprised there aren't any square brackets featured.

"Philip and Mariana were uncle and niece, making Charles their great-nephew and first cousin respectively, as well as their son. All eight of his great-grandparents were descendants of Joanna and Philip I of Castile."

"Joanna [“Joanna of Castile | Joanna 'the Mad' ”] was two of Charles' 16 great-great-great-grandmothers, six of his 32 great-great-great-great-grandmothers, and six of his 64 great-great-great-great-great-grandmothers."

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Hey, an excuse to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
Anyone else ever see that (probably unofficial) documentary about the 90's Nickelodeon game shows? I just remember the host of Legends of the Hidden Temple laughing about how they would deliberately choose the dumbest kids to compete and that's why they could never figure out a three piece puzzle.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
MC Chris - The Tussin
What is MC Chris even up to these days?

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

this poo poo is turbo cursed btw.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qfsnlahQUj1rd38mf.mp4#t=0.01
people in the midwest probably do consider Sriracha to be like lava.

huh, so this is what Jedward is up to

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler

VS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harlow

FIGHT!

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010


:nws: ? (Naked Gritney) https://www.philebrity.com/blog/meet-grittney-the-female-gritty-and-her-creator-riot-rogers

quote:

"I wanted her to be upsettingly sexy," Riot Rogers told us.

"She actually has a defined rear end crack and it's the worst thing I have ever done," says Rogers.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

Whilst yes, the guns are scary. What is more terrifying to me are the cutesy poses and "pageant smiles" on the little girls as they hold instruments of mass death.

Regarding the generally hosed up relationship in American culture with guns and bodies (infinite violence is fine, but god forbid shoulders) the band Carpenter Brut had YouTube remove one of their music videos, not because of poo poo like the motorcycle decapitations, but because of female nipples. So they re-uploaded it, with all the nudity covered with guns.

So: Stabbing, fine. Shooting, cool. A woman standing still, but her chest is out, eek! BUT now it's covered with a machine gun, phew. Giant spray of blood, OK. Murder, bueno. TWO female bodies, good golly gosh! - now hidden behind a Zardoz head spewing guns, all clear. The gun is good. The penis is evil.


And I guess what I'm saying is: at some point one of those girls will wear a skirt that shows her knees and get screamed at for "being a whore" and at another point someone's husband will be shot in an "accidental discharge" that will never be discussed.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Basic Poster posted:

Holy moly "performative ruralness" is like...a perfect phrase for so many things I encounter and I deeply am thankful you have shown it to me.


G drat that's so good

Bo Burnham - Country Song (Pandering)

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
Laura Palmer's murdered corpse - brought to you by Funko Pop!

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
At an elementary school, two teachers, in consecutive classrooms:

Hooker and Slutsky

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Whizz is also a term for pee, the portmanteau stands

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
Remember the Zootopia abortion comic? And the lesbian sequel? Now now enjoy the thrilling final chapter!

https://www.deviantart.com/borba/art/Never-Say-Goodbye-Extra-01-894511638

quote:

Anyway, the image is intended to dramatically impact the viewer, not to be a realistic description of the event itself, which is not only a reference to JFK's murder - his brains flew more than two meters away to every side, mostly up and forward - but it also refers to Judy's controversial participation in the school play at the start of Zootopia movie.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
You're thinking of the 911 guys, this would be like a taxi for medically fragile people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patient_transport

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

HiroProtagonist posted:

she did say they dispatched emergent though

Point to where she did

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Brawnfire posted:

Skewer sticking out of the chest sounded a smidge urgent but I don't know what counts for an emergency

HiroProtagonist posted:

Yeah the skewer thing would have been emergent trauma but i was reading between the lines :shrug:

The actual line:

quote:

Transport for a guy going to a higher level of care

He was already at a medical center and was being transported to another. The emergency dispatch would be the initial response bringing him from the house to the first medical center. Here, the emergency is over and he's stable enough the doctors can take the time to send him somewhere more specialized.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Jeesis posted:

I wonder what they do with the penis. Do they like toss it around or leave it in someone’s drawer as a joke? Can I buy a severed penis and attach it to my shoulder?

They wait until they collect ten

penis-fingers

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
A review of the worst, 200 euro a person, restaurant in Italy.

https://medium.com/@everywhereist/bros-lecce-we-eat-at-the-worst-michelin-starred-restaurant-ever-3466c98cdbdf

quote:

Another course — a citrus foam — was served in a plaster cast of the chef’s mouth. Absent utensils, we were told to lick it out of the chef’s mouth in a scene that I'm pretty sure was stolen from an EAstern European horror film.

Image description: A plaster sphere with a man's mouth, beige foam pouring over its lips and dribbling down its side.

quote:

“We’ve infused these droplets with meat molecules,” the server explained, and left.
(Trypophobia warning for the photo of that course)

quote:

And then someone came in and demanded we stand and exit the restaurant. Thinking we were getting kicked out, we gleefully followed. Instead, we were led across the street, to a dark doorway and into the Bros laboratory. A video of the shirtless kitchen staff doing extreme sports played on a large screen TV while a chef cut us comically tiny slivers of fake cheese.

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HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
For Sale: office chair, lightly shat

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Were they trying to copy an SNL sketch?
Saturday Night Live - Trendy Restaurant

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Gravid Topiary posted:

i can fix her

It's like one of those mobile ads where the game is terrible and you'd never play it, but they depict someone who's just so bad at it to get you to go "I can do better than that"

I can totally make a better fuckmunculus

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
And yet, the worst part of all that is the need for a "Do Not Microwave" on the ranch dressing.

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Apr 1, 2010

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