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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Raccoon Mod Emily please change the tag on this thread, it shows up the same as the cute thread in my bookmarks and I reeeally don't want to get the two confused one day. TIA.

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Inzombiac posted:

I had a small calculus build-up removed from my bottom teeth.
It was caused by a permanent retainer being ill-fitted without me knowing.

Finally get it taken care of and now there is a small gap on the bottom but you can't tell unless I pull down my lip.

These pictures are freaking me out.

Did you try taking the derivative?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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cash crab posted:

That reminds me, this lad popped up on my OKC the other day




Stop dating men, problem solved.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Picnic Princess posted:

Who is he fighting? What war is going on?

From what I can tell, he's "fighting" the ""race war"" in his tiny little chinless head.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

But thatís not what weíre discussing. That said, I believe the same Reddit post included an empathetic response from a young man who lived with an adult sister who did not work nor had good hygiene to the point of stinking of old blood. However I maintain there are some differing mechanisms from the ďnurtureĒ side of things when it comes to expectations of cisgender men and women when it comes to cleanliness (of self and the home).

And now I realize this is toeing too close to debating what is/nít AUG so Iíll leave off on this line of discussion.

Small story: at one point I lived with roommates in a poorly-built house (newer, but built on the cheap right before the artificially inflated housing bubble burst) where we discovered during deep cleaning upon preparing for moveout that the master bedroom tub had a crack where the tub met the tile that mushrooms grew from. A couple lived in that room and there was nothing obvious by way of odor, but they were first to leave and only afterward did we realize they were poor cleaners to put it kindly. Imagine showering and having these very thin mushrooms sprouting inches from where you stood, an inch high. I wish Iíd taken pics because Iíve never found anything like them before or since.

don't talk about my dick like that rude

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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I can die happy having wasted my life on internet stupidity and cheetoes, since I never combined a tail, skinny jeans and wallet chain, nor any of them alone.

Online teenage posting proves existentialism has limits.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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twistedmentat posted:

Wow, I've not noticed that before.


I admit, I'm not exactly the most organized or neat person, but my clutter is books and comics and actual stuff that I either too lazy or can't find a place to put it. I don't leave garbage around, or anything like that. I cannot believe how broken you have to be to live in that kind of squaller.







Some of those I am pretty sure are photos people took when they discovered someone was hiding in their home.

Pictures like these always make me clean up my room. So keep posting e'm!

I can offer a small story about how this happens, tho. Last summer I had really bad depression, a family that blew up, found out I wasn't graduating on time, and worked a grueling pointless job with no room to advance. My desk, which is habitually messy, slowly started getting more and more messy, as all I could really think about after getting home every day was weed and media consumption, followed by staring at the ceiling in despair. Day in and day out, I started leaving food packages, wrappers, beer bottles, the works under there. It got to the point that, after a few months, there was about a foot and a half of trash piled up. After that point it got harder to want to clean it, since it'd be a massive project and I could barely make it to work some days. It got a bit more spread out, until it was time to move out. The cleaning of that happened over one night, involved many trash bags, and basically made me swear off weed and booze, and get on antidepressants. The crucial thing was, there was absolutely nobody who went in there except me, the room was locked all day, and the only person who could notice (until the cleaning) really didn't have the energy to care. The good news is, I was able to clean it pretty well, and I even got my deposit back. I don't know if this is the same reason all those people get into that mess, but isolation plus depression can do horrible things.

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Turpitude II posted:

I'm the knowing, concerted effort involved in emptying several Cheeto packets into a big ol jar.

ACTUALLY , there are jars of cheeto balls about that size. You can get them for $5 at most big grocery stores, and they are amazing for when you're stoned and have friends over. And no, I have no shame.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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"You got cigarettes in my piss!" "No, you got piss in my cigarette water!" "Wait a minute..."

Mountain Dew, two great tastes that taste AUG together.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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I always microwave my toothpaste, not doing so is unhygienic.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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AUG: I just want to start a fire in my rear end

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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DrBouvenstein posted:



Normal at first glance, if perhaps a bit of a goober.

But...
Congressional Candidate In Virginia Admits Heís A Pedophile

President Pedo is going to win in 2024, isn't he?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Screaming Idiot posted:

Most of SA partially agrees. Like, they can take one or two, but Three Olives is right out.

I mean, Three Olives is definitely out.


(happy pride)


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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh you sweet innocent child.

Speaking as someone with some personal experience with weird feminization/sissy porn it doesn't really read as a fetishy thing to me. There's too much clothing for it to be that, so it'd have to being a fur fetish or something which seems like it'd be a lot rarer.

T-man has a new favorite as of 07:20 on Jun 3, 2018

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Deified Data posted:

Someone help me out with these. Are they real? Where do they come from? I'm not confused by nice guys or incels or PUA poo poo but this seems to be a weird cross-section of all three, and I don't know how it formed naturally in the wild. Are there forums full of otaku who psych eachother up to approach women in this way? Do they run RP ideas past one another, practice on one another? So many questions. I hope they're fake but I know they're not.

*remembers being 12 on a Pokemon forum*

Not always, but it does seem to be an old internet thing that gets taken up by kids.

*rides off into the sunset*

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Forum mod request: rotating thread titles. Have them change every hour or so, out of a small bank of them. Maybe make it mod-enable only to prevent overuse.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Do you identify as a good poster? Because if so you're not cisposter.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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AUHWEE, TRUH TH' ceASR-hff hff hff


Tiny Lowtax posted:

I just listened to a song by them and what could this many members possibly do in this band?

Also it was horrible and I didn’t last more than 90 seconds before I turned it off. And that was the most popular song by them on amazon music.

Avatar/Post Combo of the Year

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Knormal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49UHAsIk2Ds#t=25s

This poor man's mouth appears to have shrunk between photos.

Animeitus is a serious condition, jerk!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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La Brea Carpet posted:

Doublepostin' for content



Rockstar ads getting desperate I see.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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public hair cake is a weird way to describe cunnilingus after a creampie, and I regret thinking of it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Don't kinkshame exhibitionists. :P

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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is a teeth flavored pop tart a sandwich?

I expect my honorary philosophy doctorate by next week, Oxford.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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my first thread title and it's this thread


the shame

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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CeramicPig posted:

A grab bag of aug!




Another fallen child star. What a shame for peek-at-chu, soon to be pedophile milkshake duck.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Tendai posted:

I feel like people never believe me when I say how absolutely creepy it can be to date as a physically disabled person. I would be deeply surprised to meet somebody in their mid-30s like me with a physical disability who has not dealt with one or more people like this in the real world. Creepy motherfuckers.

I'm sorry y'all have your own weird chasers, there are people who want a trans fucktoy really, really bad.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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text me a vag pic posted:

bow wow wow yippee yo yippe yay







That's ruff friend

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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AlbieQuirky posted:

Ladypens


I doubt any seafood sold in Maricopa was caught that morning.

I grew up in that part of Arizona, and well eating days old seafood as a kid means I have a super strong aversion to it now. I even moved to the Pacific Northwest and I still can't stand anything from the ocean.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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MageMage posted:

That's a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo razor and people AMAB get them for free at age 18.

You married your husband before he turned 18 is what I'm gathering.

I'm AMAB and I never got the razor. I guess the secret government transsexual prediction AIs worked.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Nah, furries are pretty gay all told, all these fur/human pairs are hetero.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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dudeness posted:

I thought this said curry club for a second, and not gonna lie I'd dress up as a furry for some free curry.

It's okay to admit being a furry, so long as you're antifa and didn't vote Green party.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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You've heard of poopskcking, now get ready for...

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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pseudosavior posted:

So, wait, WE were the AUG all along?

We're goons, yes.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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cash crab posted:

This definitely feels like one of those things that content wouldn't help at all.

e:OH MAN THAT REMINDS ME

cis women don't deserve vaginas, donate yours to a transsexual today

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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The Epcot ball is a 1:100 replica of ol' Lefty.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Robokomodo posted:

Ar


Are the toilets in China co-ed? That seems problematic.

why, gently caress gendered restrooms.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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slinkimalinki posted:

I guess male birthing is a messy process.

What does the Navy do with all the mpreg babies?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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DandyLion posted:

That's uncalled for. I also downloaded regular Family Guy episodes as well.

This may be the AUG thread, but please have at least a shred of decency.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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My birthday is this month, and having the august=aug thing has really put a new lens, on, well, everything.

You learned the AUG, I was born to it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Panfilo posted:

I saw a video where they popped an abscess that was waaay up in the poor guys ear canal and since it was zoomed in with that little camera they use it looked like a geyser of pus suddenly erupting out. I really wonder what that must have sounded like.

Perhaps today begins the era of the undying, and humans will overcome Death in the final battle of science and entropy. The person I am, who exists, may become unbound by normal, reasonable possibilities of today, just as math itsslf becomes counter-intuitive near infinity. And one day, far into the deep future where you and I could nearly see, I shall send back in time a microscopic, super-humanly powerful microphone. That noise, magnified, and horrible and a reminder of the weakness of the former human form, will become my ringtone, theme music, and name.

And in that moment, I will have perfected the art of shitposting.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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As a philosophy degree holder I'm really curious what he means by "deep philosophy."

It's probably babbys first ubermensch.

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Mpreg mcdonald's/burger king omegaverse AU with fur-positive undertones

This is what the internet was made for.

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