Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

boo_tradley posted:

Finally, an AUG topic I can contribute to!

This might be the most disgusting yet satisfying one I've ever come across:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6AgqN9es8&t=6s

The Japanese in the vid explains that this patient had such a phobia of going to the dentist that they had to knock them out to complete the scaling. There's even a long version on their channel that has 700K+ views! This is my ultimate guilty pleasure...

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Hording seems to be a symptom of depression or some other mental disorder or trauma. Deliberate laziness though I’ve come to associate with toxic masculinity and other failures to parent and/or learned helplessness lest we forget the Reddit posts about young adult men who don’t wipe properly or wash their assholes. Apologies I don’t have a picture but a twitter post went viral in the last day where a young guy purposely left his kitchen messy and brought his girlfriend over for the first time. After she left he publically lamented she wasn’t wife material because she didn’t touch a single piece of the filth. She found the post and dumped him, good on her.

Inzombiac posted:

One of my first roommates grew up poor but his mom ensured that he always had a clean apartment to live in.
When we moved in together, he became a huge slob, close to hoarder status. It was his grand act of defiance against her... for some reason.
I knew that family for 15 years and he had no reason to rebel like that except his lovely view of masculinity.

Pyroclastic posted:

Oh, that's not staining.

Dienes posted:

Funny you should post that - he recently came up in a professional wedding photographer's portfolio.

Heath posted:

File this under "images you can smell"

Pasketti posted:

Yeah that would be a neat look if her tits could just get on the same page

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Best part is the hotdog isn't cooked

CeramicPig posted:

To avoid any issues later, I’m clearly not posting this over the uncertainty of this persons gender. What they’re wearing is a heavy, sweaty nightmare I never wish to enter. Each pic has at least 3 layers of clothing, plus a wig, and occasionally boas. I know this isn’t some fetish thing because they posted how it makes them feel like a princess. Mid summer their a/c has to be set to like 60°











Note in this one they’re wearing a knee length, fuzzy looking dress underneath the fur coat and wig. I had one before they put on the coat but the 5 image rule had me nix it. Plus others of various different outfits/combinations.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Yeah, that's a fetish. How anyone gets "suffocated in layers of clothes" as a fetish is something I don't want to contemplate.

The Snoo posted:

that's presumably what baby showers are for. forcing a stereotypical gender role onto a goddamn fetus is what's weird and gross about gender reveals imo

LingcodKilla posted:

What I got from that tick story was the parent was perfectly ok with letting her dog suffer from a massive tick infestation.

Piece of poo poo.

Megabound posted:

Stop creating your own content in the AUG thread

china bot posted:

We Know Catheters posted:

It's better with toys

Knormal posted:

2015:


And today:


Mutton chop neck beard coming in nicely.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Your will, my hands:



And then I got curious...

Pasketti posted:

My 61 year old dad just got his first smartphone and he set his lockscreen and wallpaper to Dr. Steve Brule. Just some random zoomed in screencap of his face.

He only has youtube and solitare installed, and he spends as much time as possible at work watching Tim and Eric clips on his phone and trying to show it to his coworkers.

That's true dedication to phone minimalism.

Edit: this is the worst new page snipe of all time

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

My newborn son's great grandmother sent him this in the mail:

cash crab posted:

I get what you were trying to suggest with this, but I immediately pictured someone paying their way through college by just eating a large quantity of hotdogs (not even necessarily a competitive amount) and I thank you for the mental image.

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

But if you let it go all the way through, I can imagine that being the most righteous and satisfying poo poo. A legitimate bowl clogger. It would fill the toilet hole and stick up out of the water. Mighty, like a glacier.

cash crab posted:

It kind of is, though.

A classic from an older iteration of this thread:

jobson groeth posted:

I'm sorry but they were itchy. My balls are sterile at least.

an AOL chatroom posted:

I used to work at McDonalds, and got stuck with the weekly duty of cleaning out the ball pit. The bottom was always full of bandaids and nickels.

Scathach posted:

I like that the bottle that represents her is dressed appropriately and she is not, even for her own wedding.

Like if she showed up nude that woulda been less offensive.

Bean posted:

As a ladyboobie haver, I don’t understand when I see breasts like that. It’s like they’re coming out of the top of the pectoral in one long flat titsheet and coming down just because of gravity. No one else has titsheets. How did you make a titsheet? I’m fascinated.

I’m hoping the groom got cake, he’s all bones. I think his eyes are bones. If you don’t feed your groom, his skull pushes its way through his head and escapes you know.

Hihohe posted:

Am I the only one who gets a weird sense of relief with that video. Like, its gross, but im imagining the release of pressure feeling really satisfying.

Otana posted:

Ughhhhhhhh this is reminding me of the time I had to get stitches in the skin just behind my ear. They numbed it good so it wasn't painful, but I could hear the thread dragging through my skin (and feel the weird vibrations from it). It was like a muted version of someone playing a violin badly.

Edit: Sorry (not sorry) for interrupting pillow waifu chat

text me a vag pic posted: