shut up netface posted:

his work pales in comparison to


THE RED KING IN LEATHER

https://www.instagram.com/theredkinginleather/?hl=en

REAL TALK- This guy belongs in the Badass Images thread

T-man posted:

I'm the garbage rear end Dell monitor that had like a 1024x800 resolution that every cheap office had. I'm also the pissbottles, insofar as piss can be color corrected equally easily as these pieces of poo poo.

T-man posted:

"can determine if liquid is piss via jpg" must be a big part of your resume, how's the white house

Non Serviam posted:

In the public forum, however, I sincerely believe that all ideas deserve the same amount of protection.

Non Serviam posted:

What causes the eyes to be like that?

teen witch posted:

Heath posted:

prayer group posted:

You really expect me to believe that the British drive around in cars called poo poo like Peugeot Bipper Tepee?

BrigadierSensible posted:

On the clothes/house elf stuff.

If I remember rightly, it counts if the "master" gives the elf some clothes for any reason. I think in the story Dobby gets his freedom because his master discards a sock.

So what that means is the elves are cooking and cleaning and washing up etc. for their masters, but they never do the washing. Because if the masters ever gave the elves clothes to wash, then the elves would be free.

This means that the born to rule aristo wizarding class either have to do their own washing, (heaven forfend! manual labour?), walk around all day in the same smelly underpants that they wore the day before, or buy new clothes for every single day.

(The real answer is probably just canonically - "they use magic to make them clean".)