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Are you really allowed to tag yourself as everything in a photo?
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From the sound of it, she's not married This vision of loveliness could come home with you, gentlemen 
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PainterofCrap posted:That may be going down, but it ain’t staying down. I imagine that stuff goes more or less wherever it wants, like a chunky, eggy cousin of the hate ooze from Ghostbusters 2
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bike tory posted:Kleenex? Get a load of mr silver spoon here And you try to tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you.
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Burt Sexual posted:A lot to pack into the dishwasher in this one too. there we go
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Oct 10, 2018 21:06
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BiggerBoat posted:Bullshit. I'd be dead by now. most of these assholes are basically psychosexual minefields, so I can believe it's self-harm when he does it also he has a misfortunate combination of sweater and hammer necklace going on in that photo, which makes him look like he's showing off his breast implants
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T-man posted:What if you put a gram weed into an electric waffle iron and hotboxed your entire house? goon project: design and build a Rube Goldbong machine
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The ankle chain implying they’re a lammister from the law is a particularly vile little flourish I’m struggling not to hope she breaks that ankle
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Nov 1, 2018 05:46
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imagine trying to board a flight behind that dude
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Nov 6, 2018 14:14
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Solice Kirsk posted:No, you're still right. 20 is too old to pretend to be a vampire. But it's also a failure if you're not a living deity before you're 10. Tut really hosed it up for a lot of us. iirc Tutankhamun had a club foot and probably other health problems on account of he was inbred as all hell, and a bunch of things about his mummy indicate that he died ugly (a chariot accident can gently caress you up pretty comprehensively, it turns out). He was buried with his two stillborn children, too so, y’know, divine kinghood has its drawbacks as well, and maybe there’re good reasons that there’s no longer much of it about Bless ‘im, Tut was probably a fairly awkward dude, for a variety of reasons SatansOnion has a new favorite as of 07:40 on Nov 17, 2018 |
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not sure what's up with the dude's head but that sweater he's rockin owns
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Screaming Idiot posted:"Want some peanut brittle?" peanut brittle hell, anything other than room-temperature applesauce is going to be an excruciating sensory nightmare but maybe ironic cosmic punishment for obsessing over his fetish is actually his fetish
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Dec 19, 2018 06:22
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it's also sort of uncreative, on top of being viscerally gross to the potty-trained majority of the public like, would there really never be a single wizard or witch who decided to streamline the process by, like, charming their underwear to teleport their poo poo into an active volcano or loving something better than "we just magic the filth away after, I guess"
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Jan 6, 2019 05:59
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ReidRansom posted:Sailor [Everyone] come to think of it, a lot of Sailor Moon's magical attacks amounted to weaponized posing, so Johnny Bravo may just have found his calling in life 
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Jan 25, 2019 11:22
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Violet_Sky posted:
so privileged, he gets to use three different spellings of the word “privileged” when us plebs only get one
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Elohssa Gib posted:ftfy thank you  guess that’s why I’m the poor and he’s the Job Creator
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Feb 9, 2019 23:46
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Solice Kirsk posted:He's Hawaii's problem now. and they have volcanoes, so if anything they're ideally equipped to dispose of it in ways that the mainland US just can't
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The Saddest Rhino posted:... hell, same who isn’t, these days
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i operate https://www.facebook.com/hahapresident/ where i just sometimes post mean memes against trump and he doesn't like it, in fact i set an automated response that just says "haha your president is bad and dumb" which means he's been yelling expletives and suicide/death threats at a response bot for three days this is just the kind of heartwarming feelgood story we all need in this modern hellscape thank u for you’re service o7
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cnut posted:I'm into tits and wool but not in this particular combination. How’s your next film coming along, Mister Wood?
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Apr 3, 2019 23:54
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Danaru posted:Screw a painting, I'm hiring a Goro Majima cosplayer to be in my wedding party in character. Still negotiating with my boyfriend because he doesnt want Majima to kick my rear end during the reception and that's a deal breaker for me. imo if you invite Goro Majima to your wedding, it would be insulting not to go full puroresu with him
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May 7, 2019 05:03
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think they're confusing Vitamin B12 with the Northrop Grumman B21 stealth bomber. It's a common mistake. just means more for folks like me  in unrelated news, I ended up missing breakfast so, uh, you gonna finish that attack drone?
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Jul 3, 2019 14:04
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She prefers her liars to be real, and not fake, which I respect
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Jul 14, 2019 01:09
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the solution to “manspreading” is not to be found in specialized seating, imo the solution is to lady-spread back, wider and harder 
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Jul 17, 2019 19:39
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T-man posted:Nobody has yet to accept my "cut off everyone's legs and replace them with cool robot spider legs" proposal to RIP mansplaining. No need to sit when you have robot legs. I feel like we could achieve real success by combining our two approaches: lady-spreading, with the cybernetically enhanced munitions to back it up 
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Jul 18, 2019 05:58
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subpar anachronism posted:
missed your chance to bag a wild Subreon smh, you’ll never complete your Pokédex at this rate
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cash crab posted:what the gently caress are WALK SOCKS they’re socks that are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
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Aug 14, 2019 05:05
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The author’s name was O. Henry, but something to commemorate this Grossness of the Magi would work, surely
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Aug 20, 2019 22:00
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Knormal posted:That's $470 USD, she must have an outstanding Bobby. it’s this one  to judge whether it merits the descriptor “outstanding” is an exercise I leave to the conscience of the individual threadgoer
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Aug 26, 2019 06:51
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LingcodKilla posted:What kind of idiot doesnt move a fridge and microwave into the bathroom? same kind who are too poisoned by cowardice to play Diarrhea Roulette with every meal, that’s who 
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Catpain Slack posted:As if horny art hasn't been a thing for thousands of years. Tens of thousands! I remember reading about what are maybe the earliest petroglyphs ever carved, one of which depicts a stick figure with a gargantuan boner drawing genitals on things is part of what unites us as a species 
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Aug 29, 2019 21:20
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Jesus gently caress, I am ssooooo glad I didn't have calamari tonight for dinner. the food combination in this photo leaves me sort of underwhelmed (and more than slightly baffled) but I appreciate how its graininess and the quality of the light lends the entire tableau a certain crime-scene photography feel
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T-man posted:post your fursona itt I’m one of whatever the Animaniacs are but hella stoned 24/7
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Why is he pooping in his stairs because he won’t let Authority push him around by telling him where he’s allowed to drop a log see, he’s a rebel and judging by those platform heels he’s sporting, he must think gravity is just another one of society’s rules, man
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I bet those would make fantastic pajama pants/as a thing to wear around the house not sure I quite understand wearing them where other people might see you
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Nov 16, 2019 22:48
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turmp doin great numbers in the “mashed-potato sculptures” demographic
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Bussamove posted:Cee Lo looking frustrated that you solved his riddles and now he has to let you through to the chamber ahead for your next trial. meanwhile Kanye looks like he’s fresh off the grill and ready to be slathered in butter and served with a steak
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Basebf555 posted:I hope he's not gonna wrestle again because people absolutely do not want to see that. actually, I personally would love to see the long-rumored final match between Hulk Hogan and Vincent Kennedy McMahon-Dammit, in a Last Man Standing Hell in a Cell No Disqualification bout, to be held at high noon in beautiful Riyadh, SaPARTSi AraUNKNOWNa. Add the Undertaker and HHH to this two-and-a-half-hour hardcore epic and I would find myself simply over the moon with the pure and simple joy of being one of The WWE Universe  I wouldn’t pay money to see it, because  at giving the McMahons money, but I’d definitely look into piracy
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the cursor clearly represents the thirteenth sign, Ophiyikesus
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