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Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Zipperelli. posted:

Dr. Pimple Popper is so much hotter than I ever imagined...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xGoxECwrl4

That and these videos are my kryptonite. I can sit here for HOURS and watch her do her thing. It's mesmerizing how disgusting people's bodies can be.

Also, a friend just sent me this:



:stonklol:

Wanna wear these and hang my junk out of my smooth vagina

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Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
Reddit: My son is a hateful incel, and I just cannot save him or defend him anymore.

Dunno if this was posted yet but hoooly moly

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Skippy McPants posted:

I'd loved to call that poo poo that didn't happen, but life experience has shown me too many times that those events are well within the realm of possibility.

Yeah same. These people exist and there are shitloads of them :/

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Screaming Idiot posted:

WE UNDERSTAND THAT EVER SINCE SOY BECAME A STAPLE IN OUR FOOD SUPPLY THE GAYIFICATION AND PUSSIFACTION OF THE RED-BLOODED AMERICAN MANMALE HAS GONE MEGACRITICAL, AND THAT'S WHY OUR TOP BRAINSCIENCE EXPERTS HAVE BOILED ONLY THE CHOICEST OF BULL TESTICLES IN THE CAULDRON OF MANLINESS IN ORDER TO PULL FORTH THE DELICIOUS POWER OF ALL THAT IS MALE AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE SELLING IT ON OUR ONLINE WEBNET STOREFRONT FOR THE LOWLOWLOW PRICE OF 69.69!!! IF YOU TAKE AT LEAST ONE OF OUR SOYMAX BRAINPENIS PILLS YOUR DICK WILL STAY HARD FOREVER AND YOUR BRAIN WILL BE BATHED IN THE PURE RADIANT ENERGY OF THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY AND YOU WILL BECOME SO GODDAMNED MANLY YOUR DICK'S DICK WILL GROW A DICK AND WOMEN WILL GET BEARDS JUST BY BEING AROUND YOU. THE REASON WHY MY PILLS GOTTA BE SO POTENT IS TO COUNTERACT ALL THE LIQUID SOYCUM THE (((DISNEY CORPORATION))) IS FLOODING OUR WATER AND CONDIMENT SUPPLY WITH TO TURN US ALL INTO THE HOMOGAYS WHO WORSHIP DEMOCRAT SATAN. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE, WE HAVE A GAYMERGENCY ON OUR HANDS AND ONLY BY EMBRACING THE FERAL BEAST WITHIN CAN WE STOP IT AND TO EMBRACE THE FERAL BEAST WE NEED TO RUB OUR MASSIVE THROBBING COCKS TOGETHER AND SHOWER EACH OTHER IN CUM IN ORDER TO SHOW THE loving MUSLIMS WE ARE TOO MANLY TO BE TURNED BY THEIR EVIL SATANIC SOCIALIST RITUALS!!!!!! gently caress ME THIS CHILI IS SO GODDAMN POTENT I NEED SOME VICODIN, BUT FIRST, I NEED MORE PILLS BECAUSE MY OMNIPRESENT ERECTION HAS TORN THROUGH MY GUCCI DRESS PANTS AND IS THREATENING TO POUND ITS WAY THROUGH MY DESK TO STUFF ITSELF INTO MY WAITING MOUTH!!!!

:hmmyes:

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
Having Very Strong Views on a set of kinks that have been mainstream for decades is pretty AUG imo

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
whips and chains are super lame

but bugs and babs excite me

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Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
Shame it didn't happen that there was just one "universal" sign language.

Thatd be handy (:v:) as gently caress I'd learn it myself

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