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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Whilst we are on feet, have the feet of arguably the greatest basketballer playing today, LeBron James.



Athletes feet in general are pretty ugly. Fast Bowlers have to cut a toe hole for their big toe in their boots, otherwise they run the risk of ripping off their big toenail. Ballerinas feet are, as has been discussed, disgusting due to the pressures and abuses heaped on them.

Feet aren't the only things that get hosed up. Look at these ex NFL players hands.


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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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This is from last page, but I find it really gross when people with bushy beards, (like the pretentious motherfuckers in the photo), drink beer from a beer mug.

I have never let my beard get that long, but even then when I had one I always got foam on my top lip, foam I would later have to suck off using my bottom lip in a way that was never attractive. And I never quite got it all, so I would end up with sticky, beery hair all around my mouth.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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cash crab posted:

Hint: they're often quite older.

Rephrase: Why do parents let this keep happening for so long?

I mean that half seriously. Because the 35 year old man-children living in their filthy anime encrusted basements aren't born. They're made. Made by years and years of parental and societal neglect/abuse/indulgence/whatever, but made nevertheless, and made over time.

Surely when little Timmy starts retreating into his room for days on end masturbating to cartoons of underage Japanese girls, it's time for mum and dad to gently nudge him outside before it's too late? Or when he starts talking to a pillow with a face drawn on it as if it's his girlfriend, maybe introduce him to some real life people?

Where is the point when it could have been nipped in the bud?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Bees on Wheat posted:

Please tell us more.


About 10 years ago, I helped a college acquaintance who was down on his luck get a job at the computer store I worked at. Big mistake. Turns out he decided he had a crush on me, but I had no interest in him and was dating someone else anyway. So he started asking our supervisor for advice. And she started telling him it was wildly inappropriate to be asking her how to go about dating one of her subordinates. (For the record, she and I were pretty cool and hung out outside of work occasionally, but that's beside the point.) He also started following me home. Coincidentally, we lived in the same neighborhood, about two or three blocks away from each other, and neither of us had a car so sometimes we would end up on the same bus. Sometimes he would have the morning shift and I would have an evening shift, and he would wait in the break room for hours and hours so he could catch the same bus home and try to act all casual about it. He would insist on walking me to my front door, even though it meant having to walk several blocks back to his place. Thank god he never tried to invite himself in.

Eventually, management sort of persuaded him to quit, because he was just generally creepy and weird, and always looked greasy and unkempt. Nobody really wanted to fire him, but nobody wanted him to keep working there either. A couple months later, he showed up on Valentine's Day to surprise me.. except I was the only one at the service counter and I had a line of 5 or 6 people that all needed warranty service or repairs. And I still didn't care anyway. So this sad greasy guy was just awkwardly standing around for what felt like eternity, trying to catch my eye, like I don't know if he expected me to just suddenly jump over the counter and rush into his awaiting arms or something? gently caress, I don't have time for that. Even if my actual boyfriend had shown up to surprise me I'd have told him to wait his turn. This loving service ticket ain't gonna fill itself out.

Anyway, I guess he got bored and gave up, because he disappeared and I didn't see him again after that, but he did leave a single long-stem red rose on my laptop bag in the break room, along with a homemade card and coupon for one free day of "pampering".

There is a non zero chance that this would have involves actual Pampers.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Sloth Life posted:

What the gently caress is that?

A car door handle.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Untrustable posted:

I just remember watching the dollfucker documentary (which has a whole section about Somethingawful) and the dude who took his sex doll in for service and he had just...drat...just pulverized the sex doll's pelvis and spine. Like broken them badly. They are apparently made out of pretty sturdy stuff and this guy rage hosed his real doll so hard it's spine shattered. Think about that.

I always thought that breakage happened due to improper storage and travel. For example, when they are pulling it off the top shelf of the cupboard, it falls on the ground and breaks. Coz they aren't designed to be thrown about, or dropped on hard surfaces.

And to me, the damage from the mould, and rot that would occur when you don't clean out your stale jizz from the inner workings of your "special friend" are far more disgusting.

Think about that

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Screaming Idiot posted:

It's also as likely he was actually in the military and washed out for being a dumbass, since he looks and acts a lot like the "former military" I work with.

There should be some sort of cut-off or rule about people claiming that they are military or former military.

Washed out? gently caress you, you don't get to say you served. Dishonourably discharged? Same. Sat around on base eating Cheetos and being scared to go outside because of all the foreign people? Don't claim you are a great, well traveled hero who brought freedom to the rest of the world.

Also, as someone who used to sometimes drink in expat bars peopled by a lot of US military guys, I have found that they are either the chillest, sweetest, most polite and cool guys ever who are prepared to drink with you, or they are raging stinkyhole-knuckles full of over compensating bravado who can't handle their booze and start shouting "hoo rah" after their 2nd beer. There is no in between.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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This picture exemplifies one of the scariest things about furries to me.

Look at the eyes of both kids in this picture. They are loving it. To them, they see a grown up in a cute costume being silly and pretending to be a dog in a normally boring grown up situation. And god love them in their ignorance.

But the guy in the suit is playing out his sexual fantasies in public, and will more than likely go home and masturbate, (if he even waits till he gets home), over how hot and arousing and edgy and subversive it was that he got to pretend to be Baron Von Woofypants, (original fursona do not steal) in public. And that is not OK.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Violet_Sky posted:



Which goon is this
They ticked the box that says it's OK to contact the employer as a reference.

"Hi, can we talk to you about your previous employee X?"

"Yeah, they were racist and kept harrassing and abusing my wait staff until they quit in a huff after a couple of months because they were scared of black people"

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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A question:

Does Synthol hurt? I.E. if you synthol up your arms like that, does it hurt to flex your actual bicep? I understand how the weird size and placement issues can restrict range of movement, but does what little movement they can do hurt, or even further damage the muscles already damaged by the synthol?

Also, when it wears off, (I may be wrong but the size eventually goes away as the synthol is absorbed into the body), do these people with freaky biceps get the bingo wings that fat people who suddenly lose weight get?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Violet_Sky posted:



Thoughts and prayers 1 like=1 prayer

Forgive my ignorance, but what actually is that?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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My mum bought me a sticker that said "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same" when I was around 14-15.

Even then I though it was lame and trite.

Guess I was the edgiest of them all.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Dixville posted:


Also, MudJug portable spittoons are unfortunately very real



When I saw the photo of this, it looked like a repurposed soccer ball. Into which one would spit. Which is silly and gross enough on it's own.

But a truck company branded, 'portable', (so that means that the owner is carrying around a jug of their own spit everywhere. Unless they dump it in the bin every now and then. Which is gross on it's own), mass manufactured spit bucket is grosser to me. I have so many questions that I am sure the answers to would gross me out further.

I want to know if it is made from hard plastic, or the thin stuff that soft drink bottles are made from. Does it crinkle? Can you hear the tobacco spit swoosh around inside as you carry it around? How does one use it in a social situation? Do you carry it yourself, or put in on the table like an ashtray, and periodically spit into it? If you are in a group of 'dippers' does everyone need their own personal spit bucket, or do you all use the same one and let the spit mingle? What happens to tobacco spit when left for a long time? Does it congeal? Surely it stains the bucket.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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To me the biggest thing about a public proposal is it makes it drat near impossible to (politely) say no.

Saying no to a proposal is already such a big thing. The proposer is devastated, not only because of the rejection but also because of how badly they have misjudged the relationship. And the proposee would have to be a bastard/bitch to easily inflict that kind of pain on someone they are in a relationship with.

If you add in all the theatrics, and public attention of a public proposal, (as well as all the gawkers going "Aww isn't it sweet/romantic." Then the proposee has to deal with not only devastating their beloved, but with the ire of a crowd to which they are now the bad guy, all while probably feelingterrible about themselves for doing so in the first place.

Then there is the simple issue of nobody should EVER get married just because they felt pressured into saying yes. It does not bode well for the future of the relationship.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

ed: The three people in front are all the worst.


Here's a kind of hot take on this:

Whilst the three weirdos up the front all dressed weird are indeed AUG, I don't think they are the worst. I think it is the relatively normal people that give me the willies.

Because if you meet a 18 year old dressed as a Victorian Nobleman with a monocle carrying his plush My Little Pony, you know immediately to stay away. Also, it could be argued that that this bloke is living his truth, so it's a little bit wrong of us to hang poo poo on him.

But the guy up the back in jeans and a T-Shirt, who you might run into out in the world. When he starts telling you the finer points of who is better Fluttershy or Rainbow Brite, then that to me is a whole lot creepier.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Non Serviam posted:

Somehow every goon ends up telling him /herself the same lie: "I am a huge nerd, I hang out with huge nerds, but I totally don't look like one, you guys!"

That's because in every group of huge nerds, there is THAT one huge nerd. You know the guy. And so the rest of us in the group go "Phew, I'm not as bad as him/her. Therefore I must be normal and cool. Pass the Cheetos, it's time to watch some more anime."

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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T-man posted:

Anyone who reads this post in the AUG thread is That Person.

HaHa! Joke's on you young lady! I am illiterate and cannot read the post in question, therefore I am not That Person.

edit: Damnit, beaten to the same joke! Perhaps it is I who is cursed?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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The Bloop posted:

Veins and pubes

Dinosaurs had pubes?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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scourgeofthe7bees posted:

Once took a date to an office supply store for reasons that were never clear to either of us.

Aint no party like an Officeworks party!

But seriously, you should have taken them to Bunnings instead. At least then you would have gotten a sausage.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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LifeSunDeath posted:


Guy looks like a treasure troll, that rapes.

Gotta hand it* to a guy with the commitment to his gaming that he doesn't even stop playing/turn off the microphone to surprise sex a minor.












*Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to this rapist piece of poo poo.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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T-man posted:

Under capitalism your weird fetish can be your paycheck. I have literally looked into financial domming for rent. Not so liberal now are you, furry artists. Checkmate.

I'm high online.

You keep saving those farty letters for your retirement. May their fragrance haunt you long into your dotage.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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I always thought Faye Kane was lying. Like they were obviously broken, but they were lying about the whole living in a cave and getting raped daily stuff. Coz if the lifestyle she described was true, then god has truly forsaken this accursed earth.

And whilst we are bringing up old AUG's of times past. Does anyone remember the name of the woman who claimed to know popstars and writers and stuff. And that she invented, came up with, wrote just about every song popular in the last 30-40 years despite claiming to be in their early 20s. She was particularly obsessed with Evanescence if I remember rightly.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Solice Kirsk posted:

It can't only be an American slur. I'm pretty sure everywhere but South Africa knows not to loving use it.

South Africa has it's own home grown and battle tested slurs against black people. They don't need to use the inferior and weak American ones.


On that, is "kaffir" widely known as a slur in America? How offensive is it considered to be over there?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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This bloke looks like the famous old AUG pipe smoking smug goon.

I dunno his name.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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New Wave Jose posted:

I know that it is neck fungus but it looks like boob fungus.

You saying that made me realize that if you are the kind of person to have a body that gets neck fungus, then you most certainly get fungii in other places.

Boob fungus. Armpit fungus. Thigh fungus. Ball fungus. Labia fungus. etc.

No. I do npot want to see photographic proof of any of this. I just want to put out the idea that the neck stuff was the least gross of all the poo poo that lady had to deal with, and we should be thankfull to her for not showing us the rest of it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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fizzymercy posted:

HE TOLD YOU THAT IN SECRET.

Pfft Lol if you don't get Miguel to steal other peoples secrets from Enrique.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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I'm not antifeminist, I'm anti feminazi.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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SatansOnion posted:

it's also sort of uncreative, on top of being viscerally gross to the potty-trained majority of the public

like, would there really never be a single wizard or witch who decided to streamline the process by, like, charming their underwear to teleport their poo poo into an active volcano or loving something better than "we just magic the filth away after, I guess"

If my understanding of the Harry Potter world is right it is that creativity is actively discouraged if not actually punished.

There are rigid rules, and going against them in any way is bad. The house you get put into at a posh private school when you are 12 defines your entire existence after that. You are either a goodie, (in which case everything you do is good and right and justified no matter what it is), or a baddie, (boo, hiss, look at him, shun him, despise him, also they are ugly.) The magic legal system is a kangaroo court designed to punish wrongthink and dissent.

So I would imagine that the first wizard/witch to go "hey guys, lets stop pooping our pants because it is gross and yucky, there is a better easier way." would have been regarded with at best suspicion, and at worst been outcast as a heretic.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Hopefully not to start the whole incel train a rolling, but it's not getting laid that they actually want.

There is a whole subset of incels called "whorecels" or "escortcels", (I dunno which), who are the incels that satiate their desires for sex with sex workers.

This is not enough for them, and 'doesn't count'. They are still, to themselves, incels at heart because the sex worker who hosed them wasn't an 18 year old submissive waif with mathematically perfect features who would cook, clean, wash for them all while heaping praise on their video game skills and being able to have deep conversations about whatever the gently caress anime they watch. Also that sex worker was a filthy disgusting femoid with a mole on her shoulder, and who only did it for the money which is all money grubbing femoids want.

Incel-osity isn't about sex or lack of it. It's about entitlement, misogyny, and hate. Hate for themselves, but mostly hate for women.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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computer angel posted:

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually gently caress her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to gently caress her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

But having a son is also a cuck. You spend all your time rearing and raising a man, all the while teaching him everything you know. Only to have him go and eventually gently caress some girl younger than you that you could never get, whilst you are stuck with the roastie that tricked you into knocking her up.

Think about it like an insane incellogically.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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I remember the free papers that existed solely to be read on the train/bus on the way home from work. (In Melbourne it was MX, I think Sydney's was SX?) There would be people stood at the gates of the stations in the City Loop from 4-5PM handing them out. They were lovely tabloid rags, but if you were going all the way to Frankston, (as I was), it gave you something to do on the train.

I haven't had to 9-5 weekday commute in Australia for years now, so I dunno if they still exist.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Somfin posted:

the black ranch

This reminds me of a delicacy from the tiny little island I used to live on in Korea.

Black Garlic Juice. It tastes exactly how it sounds, and every year they would have an Oktoberfest at the German Village, where they put it in the beer, and make the beer taste like soup.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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T-man posted:

i have a blister on my foot, is this foot fetish bdsm

I know you are making a haha-style joke, but this has always been of interest to me.

For foot fetishists, (which is a particularly common fetish), is there an ideal foot? An undesirable foot? Is there fetish community wide consensus?

I have hairy, hobbit feet. Does this make me more attractive to vanilla foot fetishists, or less? Do I need to find the niche foot fetishists?

And on the above young woman's blister afflicted foot, is that a problem for the 'normal' guy/gal who likes feet, and as such only the 'weirdo's would be interested?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Panfilo posted:

Pretty sure a lot of women that shot and killed their abusers in self defense got murder charges too,which pokes a big hole in the idea that lawful citizens need guns for self defense.

You silly. In America "self defense" means shooting the scary unarmed black teenager that was going to rob you of all your stuff and surprise sex all your female relatives, living and dead. ... Well he was probably going to do that. ... No, he never did anything, but he was probably thinking it. You know how those people are.

Anything else is wrong and bad, and not the fault of the gun, or the other gun that they had unlocked in the house.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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$15 is too much for a floor burrito
$15 is too little for a craiglist sex ad. (Maybe, I dunno what services "floor burrito" is code for.)

So either way it is a bad business model.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Parakeet vs. Phone posted:

Yep, Hummels, that was a weird brain tic. Although I actually do see a fair bit of old racist stuff too. It's technically called "Black Americana" now .



Although I suppose I can guess the answer: Is there a big market for this "black americana" stuff? What is the demographic of said market?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Nah. just post the necklace.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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Hirayuki posted:

I'm not entirely sure where this goes. I think it's awkward, but not for the obvious reason.

A woman ordered a 'Moana' cake for her daughter -- but the baker heard 'marijuana'

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/m...trnd/index.html

Take a look at that cake:



A 25 year old having a Disney ice-cream cake ordered by your mum is pretty AUG also, in my opinion.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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bossy lady posted:

I'll never understand why politicians drag their wife and kids on stage while they look like assholes in front of all of America.


If you are a man and don't have a wife, you are obviously gay, and therefore unelectable.

If you are a woman, and aren't married with kids, you are obviously one of those women's lib feminists, and therefore unelectable.

These are things that real life people in 2019 believe.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

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There is also the practical issue of who, male or female, upon seeing those chairs would choose the "gender appropriate" chair? And whoever buys the chairs needs to buy the exact amount of boys chairs and girls chairs for their house/conference room/whatever.

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