wesleywillis posted:

What type of mullet is this?

Agrinja posted:

DandyLion posted:

I didn't know that was a Hogwarts house.

Parakeet vs. Phone posted:

Plus, I've watched that Japanese knife making channel. If he can make a knife out of pasta that holds its edge, I would assume someone should be able to make a poop knife.

Sleve McDichael posted:

It's custom made, but still...

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Tubgoat posted:

https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/1184542433570443264

It's no dental torture, but it's solidly horrifying.

The Sexual Shiite posted:

What sub-forum does he mod?

text me a vag pic posted:

T-man posted:

hitler's fursona was superman, but with three balls

Inceltown posted:

lol at thinking a reskinned Ingress is makes you an AR pioneer.

Bobby Digital posted:

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Basticle posted:

CeramicPig posted:

That shoe is stretched to the absolute max.

teen witch posted:

LingcodKilla posted:

As it should be. In fact I believe no gun should have a safety. Never ever trust a mechanical safety. Makes people lax “oh it’s got the safety on don’t worry”.

chitoryu12 posted:

Fun fact: the Glock was designed by an engineer with no firearms experience. He made the decision that fatalities due to fumbling with a safety would be a greater risk for someone trained in basic gun safety would be a greater risk than the trained person accidentally shooting the gun, so he instead focused on making the gun completely incapable of discharging without intentionally pulling the trigger.

Resting Lich Face posted:

The AUG is coming from inside the thread.

Humphreys posted:

Awkward

chitoryu12 posted:

TotalLossBrain posted:

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/oknox/status/1316755380781842432?s=21

Article has the details.

shut up netface posted:

Maybe one of the more handsome of Maine’s locals. If he’s got all of his teeth, 10/10.

teen witch posted:

Inceltown posted:

You've got this all wrong. It's actually a nipple at hairdryer level.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Radio Paranoia posted:

https://twitter.com/LadyVictoriaxx/status/1334900177937838080

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh yeah, that's me.

Hey, this is fitting for the thread: story time!

I worked for them for 4 years. During that time, I saw a poo poo load of AUG stuff. Here are some highlights:

• A guy who used garden shears to cut his dick off
  
• A woman who took 60 of those long needles, like the kind that has the ball at the end, you know? Anyway, 60 of those, and put 30 each into each foot. She'd slide them along the soles of her feet, so they'd do that gross thing of going right underneath the top-most layer of her skin. Anyway, she drew blood a few times but when she was all done, she stood up and tried to walk on them. And screamed.
  
• Someone who didn't take off their socks for almost 2 years. The video was like some sort of unboxing from hell, except it was their gross feet that hadn't touched fresh air in over 700 days.
  
• Some guy took a very thick candle, shoved it into his urethra, and lit it. We took that off the site proper but it stayed in our CMS so my friend and I (who also worked there) would send that to other employees on their birthday.
  
• I used to be in charge of checking the Pornhub photo albums () and one guy in particular would upload pics of his ginger rear end in a top hat EVERY. DAY... But the relatively weird thing about it is that every pic also included his face in the background, staring and smiling devilishly at the camera. And I had to make sure there was no hint of poo poo in any of the pictures, so I got unfortunately very familiar with his rear end, which was always covered in orange hair. But that loving smile. It was like that Stephen King story about the road virus, smiling in that painting.
  
• Man-buttered dot com is the worst loving site, and I say this as a bisexual male. I remember almost throwing up seeing content that was uploaded from that site. Same with stuff that Mark or Marc Sterling does with food. Gets a guy to blow a load on a piece of cake and then he joyfully eats it. loving gross.
  
• We used to have a chubby, middle-aged German guy upload a video of himself, naked, doing some sort of weak-rear end hip-thrusting dance to what I can only describe as "disco-polka" playing in the background. He'd just face the camera and when the music would start, he'd continually hip-thrust along with the music. poo poo would be flopping around. Not flopping very far, mind you, but it flopped nonetheless.
  
• There were videos on YouPornGay that we licensed from some company, that involved a talking plant that would convince these burglars to gently caress each other. The plant wouldn't talk to them, though, it would just use mind control.
  
• I had to watch a series of videos uploaded by a couple who would rather argue than produce any sort of compelling content. She's blowing him, stops and says "Jesus, would you cum already?" and he'd yell back "well, maybe if you'd shut up and do a better job, I would!", and back and forth. I laughed so hard at it. Why upload that?
  
• Various videos from another German guy who'd upload videos of him making GBS threads himself in a pair of granny panties. They'd get removed, but he'd just upload more. Even if we closed his account, he'd return.
  

Anyway, if I think of more, I'll post it.