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To most people, bees are our friends. For some, not so much.
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Dagen H posted:The right side of this photo is cut off in a suspicious manner. I'd like to think it's two people facing each other, both bending forward, one on top of the other. Little bit of Neapolitan ice-cream for the top person and a fart from the other, making GBS threads rainbows. Reminds me of watching a dairy stock-clerk pour out five gallons of random ice cream into the mop sink. She stood there looking at what she'd done and said, "Looks like Care-Bear puke." I guess you had to be there.
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Jul 10, 2019 21:39
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DandyLion posted:Now Disney offers 'healthpass' waterfountains like the one pictured for only a $20/day adder to a regular ticket price. Really? Paid water fountains. gently caress that bullshit. loving totally un-American bullshit. At least they let African-Americans (probably real Africans, too) drink from them, if they pay. I've seen stupid poo poo like that before. Place I'm from has a music festival where they shut down the park downtown to have it. At the same time they shut off the fountains and make everyone buy water bottles. Thanks for loving us and the sealife, assholes. gently caress. gently caress, that makes me unreasonably angry. I got an idea. Put more water fountains everywhere in America with huge signs saying, "Everyone has a right to this.", in English, French, and Spanish, right above it. Even ones on private property. Maybe we gotta reinforce the point every sixty years or so. It's me, the A-U-G (mostly awkward).
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Aug 12, 2019 16:57
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LingcodKilla posted:Gonna politely ignore it as his heart was in the right place. Well. If it ain't in the gutter, I guess it's in the trough (ewwww). I am both that dumb and willing to die on that slippery, slimey, public bathroom of a hill.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:56
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:You eat pieces of shmeg for breakfast? Who doesn't like a schmeer on shmeg to start the day? Just threw up in my mouth a little, yummy.
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Aug 28, 2019 14:00
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Picnic Princess posted:Why do tough guys hold onto their junk when they walk around? Jail/prison behaviour, in my experience. What experience? Head cook asking my new guy to stop grabbing himself in the kitchen. "Sorry, just got out of lock-up."
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Aug 29, 2019 02:50
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Heath posted:I would appreciate that painting in a museum or on a phone screen at 1:24 a.m. in my bedroom but I would probably not hang a copy on my wall Hang it outside your bathroom with a little flap of wood covering her legs and butt. The flap is connected to a switch that rings a bell. Have more people over.
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Aug 29, 2019 18:55
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Hirayuki posted:Have you been to Roger's Roost, too? (They have a statue of a strapping nude cigar-store Indian in the ladies' room with a flap for modesty that's connected to a red light in the main room.) Pete and Shorty's, two locations in Pinellas county, FL. Very nice paintings of the statue of David with heavy brass fig-leaves in front of the old block and tackle. Have a whirl if you're here and want to eat Iowan food in Florida. Where is Roger's Roost?
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Aug 30, 2019 17:18
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BiggerBoat posted:I can't really talk poo poo though. I live in FL on the NE coast and my state is about to drown. I got to learn a fun fact though! Orlando is further east than Jacksonville. Lived here 20+ years and never figured that out. Are ya gonna need a... well, you know. Rome is in-line with NYC, gulf-stream is a motherfucker for weather, huh?
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Sep 1, 2019 18:03
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LingcodKilla posted:Woo! Did you crash a destroyer?
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Sep 10, 2019 07:19
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LingcodKilla posted:The pinnacle of any Navy career but alas I did not. Worse I’ve done was put together a printer and miss a wheel bit. Caused the fused to linger too long over the paper and the whole thing caught on fire. 
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Sep 10, 2019 16:26
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CannonFodder posted:What's going on with his right arm??? Yo. Like, gently caress you man. My father had his wrist attached to his upper arm, it's a genetic thing.
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Sep 14, 2019 18:13
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Behind Maslow posted:I never quite figured it out. It was hard to follow him during our discussions, which was usually him yelling at his roomates and I in a stream of consciousness. Jews = evil. Nothing else had to make sense. I know when I think existential enemies of a global cabal, I think... babies? What is this Death Stranding bullshit? Don't tell me, are there anime versions of the protocols and mein kampf?
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Sep 19, 2019 23:01
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ok, who kisses what part for how long? I'm unaware of the normal Make Up Make Out procedures for missing a joke. ...and that is how Solice Kirsk learned how to eat rear end. The end.
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Sep 27, 2019 00:15
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chitoryu12 posted:It’s more consistency than amount. I left you a present. Not too hard, not too soft. Just perfect.
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Oct 18, 2019 22:10
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SatansOnion posted:I’m one of whatever the Animaniacs are They answered that during an interview in one of those kid's magazines you used to find by the registers at the grocery store: Puppy-people. Synthol dude is fighting to earn money to treat his arms, which are slowly falling apart. I guess it's going to hurt either way.
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Oct 23, 2019 20:53
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Hipster_Doofus posted:Apologies if this has been asked already (and certainly not answered), but seriously what were they, anyway? Puppy people. They're puppy people, Jim.
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Oct 30, 2019 03:03
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im pooping! posted:thinking of the attitudes of goons in general and especially with regards to this thread i am reminded of a set of poignant lyrics penned by shawn 'clown' crahan and sung by frontman corey taylor of slipknot in the song 'People = poo poo' on their 2001 masterpiece (disasterpiece?) album, Iowa, drawing inspiration from their hometown. the specific line in the song goes as such: stop pooping!
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Oct 30, 2019 21:51
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Non Serviam posted:When the driver is so clearly an insane person, and driving a makeshift vehicle, how come the police don't stop them? That is not a makeshift vehicle. They sold Toyota pick-up based RV's here for a number of years. Extended, reinforced frame and dual rear wheels. AUG is driving those in traffic, they are slow as poo poo. I'd see if he'd sell it. Very popular with a certain type of RV-er, for all it's lack of power they are easily managable in the city.
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Nov 13, 2019 13:31
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Tubgoat posted:Can you imagine if poor people started Spartacus'ing pedophiles? Their neighbors would drag them from their houses and torture them to death. It's a shame the wealthy have class solidarity. When I was younger, we used to chase around the local sexual predator. Chased after one teenage boy but, boy, did he run like hell from six of us. The cops told us to knock it off after he started booking it into the closest business and hiding behind the counter every time. Hardee's kitchen staff knew what was up, they'd chase him right back out again. Fucker finally hung himself, oh well. Defo a young man's game.
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Nov 17, 2019 20:05
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Nov 24, 2019 22:39
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Anarchist Mae posted:What's up? Thinkin' bout thos beans. madeintaipei has a new favorite as of 04:06 on Dec 9, 2019 |
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Dec 9, 2019 02:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfI_YUGjqFs
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Dec 15, 2019 17:13
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poo poo. Kinda like the wheels though.
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Dec 20, 2019 04:27
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Screaming Idiot posted:"Man, pedocar got some fine rims." It's a Tesla. That would be, "Man, pedo-man-car got some fine rims."
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Dec 20, 2019 05:30
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Internet Wizard posted:You think Fox News is bad, there was a stretch in 2015 where all of the TVs at my marine corps chowhall were Russia Today for some reason. The best thing about RT is/was multiple anchors quitting on air. "gently caress it, I'm out."
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Feb 26, 2020 20:03
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T-man posted:your avatar is a lobster with a large dick bulge, don't throw rocks if you can't take them back with interest. I've seen pictures of Lingcodkilla, that's a self portrait. Let he who is without sin toss the first stone crab.
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Mar 2, 2020 19:18
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T-man posted:I'm a budget tradwife in that i won't gently caress you or be subservient but i will let you buy me a house and have you work at a job to pay me. (You live in the utility closet.) T-man on the streets, now wash T-man's sheets.
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Apr 9, 2020 04:18
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My Spirit Otter posted:this was 100% done on purpose. the mortar is applied far too well and they are using guide strings to keep the wall flush, they absolutely know what they're doing. There's throwing a hog in the wall, then there's throwing a wall in the hog.
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May 13, 2020 21:26
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ReidRansom posted:Get some Everclear and it can double as a sterilizing agent. I keep a bottle in each of my bugout bags. Super useful stuff; you can use it to clean wounds, burn stuff, barter with it, or just get blackout drunk once the crushing boredom or depression of the post-apocalypse really sets in. Or just for funsies or whatever. Your last moments on Earth and your go-to companion is Everclear? AUG as all hell.
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Jul 24, 2020 21:48
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The Bloop posted:My first surgery is complete When you just need a few more pieces to finish your puzzle.
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Aug 14, 2020 22:23
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Boo-hoo. We slogged through John Ringo and we're fine. The facial tic has almost completely subsided. How's the arm?
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Sep 5, 2020 01:06
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OwlFancier posted:What is a "chaw"? Chaw is chew, chewing tobacco. "I got chaw in."="I have chewing tobacco under my lip."
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Sep 13, 2020 19:52
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LifeSunDeath posted:if you have to ask, you're not inbred. Hey, hey, hey. We follow the family register. No one has intermarried for at least two generations.
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Sep 13, 2020 20:13
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mercenarynuker posted:You can't fool me! Between the Slavsquats and the Adidas trackpants, the bottom one is probably Russia! Heels to the ground, he's sound. Heels to the sky, he's a spy.
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Sep 18, 2020 17:58
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The Bloop posted:Explains why everyone's jumping off roofs all the time Yo, these people have a parody religion based on worship of Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers, available in three flavours: traditional, progressive, and apocalyptic. 8yo me would have totally been down. 35yo me still is. Bring on the vodka, guitars, and tiny little sausages. If the joke about Germans is that two make a club, then two Russians make a religion.
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Oct 1, 2020 03:52
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PainterofCrap posted:Von Braun was getting dragged almost as soon as the NACA formed. There were protests against him in Huntsville when Huntsvillians found out he was working at Redstone. Now the local civic center is named after him.
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Oct 31, 2020 17:45
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Stoatbringer posted:"I hate killing babies." "Virgins against abortion". Brutal.
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Nov 1, 2020 12:35
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I was gonna say "except for the guy in the bomb suit" but let's be honest, that guy now has a lifetime's worth of winning stories to tell at his local watering hole so he's laughing about it too. He's also covered in poo poo. Win some, lose some.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:20
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DicktheCat posted:Also, I've questions on how such a teddybear got with your mom if she's not a hugger? How do they even get along? Oh, no.
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Jan 26, 2021 23:38
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