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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

cash crab posted:

Gender reveal parties for adults would loving own. A while back I saw this newspaper clipping of a guy who wanted to make a correction for a baby announcement that he'd made fifteen years prior, saying the ad incorrectly stated they had a daughter, but they wanted to correct it to "son" after their son came out.

I came here for AUG, not touching stories that put a smile on my face.

Here's Alyx from a cinematic Half Life 2 mod. She's textured and modelled where no modeller should go!





He cancelled the project for getting called out for being creepy af. Some people still defend his choices and lament the canning of the project.

Felt wife!





Whatever this is meant to do!

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

fizzymercy posted:

Can someone explain what I'm even looking at? I feel like I'm missing the boat in the seeing eye puzzle.

The dude doing the modelling and texturing for the mod modelled all the way up to Alyx's cervix, then also textured it.



For a graphical overhaul mod, for reasons.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Stop creating your own content in the AUG thread





Megabound
Oct 20, 2012



:regd08:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I've never made it the whole way through, and today is not the day I change that.

I only recently found out that there's a third person in the video who is just as insufferable.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I love terrible food videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tWZDLQeq2I

Megabound has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Jun 29, 2018

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Too pure and good for this world.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

cash crab posted:

Is that what happened? I always felt confused about stuff like this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkwEDQAAhjT/?hl=en

When I try to imagine putting on that much makeup for any event whatsoever. The effect in real life is really quite weird.

The new hot makeup technique

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/25_male_nyc/status/1016355187156545536

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Incredibly wrong thread

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Seconding safety razors, you can get a box of 100 feather blades for like $30. I go through mine at the rate of 1 blade a month.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Awkward, Ugly & Gross: Visually speaking I'd rather see someone sit while pooping

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

BiggerBoat posted:

Have we hosed around with this photo in this thread yet?



Meth Leppard

Methtalica
Ice Ice Babies
Ometh
Talking Methheads
Stealing Car Radioheads

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Some good ol' fashioned gross

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

We had a guy who's use our internet kiosks to YouTube various combinations of "ankle hurt foot massage hot women" and then slyly jerk off. This was at a backpackers info centre.

Also found another old dude, somewhere in his 70s - 80s who'd be on gay porn websites in an internet kiosk at his local shopping centre.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

I'm the half-assed abstract-expressionism.

but which one?

How can you tell the difference between whole- and half-assed abstract-expressionism?

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1064889750400786441

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Bombadilillo posted:

European date format? Do European white trash use american slurs?

Date format is generated on the user side, not the poster.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

If there's one thing I'm sure of it's that cat allergies are something of no concern at a doctors office.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Panfilo posted:

He mentions the therapy cats are hypoallergenic breeds.

There's no such thing as a hypoallergenic cat. The allergen cats produce is a protein in their saliva, not their fur.

Bengals are often advertised as hypoallergenic and as a Bengal owner who is also slightly allergic to cats I can tell you that's not the case.

Megabound has a new favorite as of 21:43 on Oct 6, 2019

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012


Pee is stored in the balls, cum is stored in the kidneys.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Went to take some photos at an abandoned skate rink and ran into a very weird graffiti war going on between a dude who hates Asian women and another dude who wants Asian women to poo poo into his mouth



:nws:Linked for crude graffiti dick:nws:





:nws:Crude illustration concerning the above subject matter.:nws:

To form the rebuttal:





And to get the full extent of it, all of the small text was from either one of these two dudes:







And even more in other rooms.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

IshmaelZarkov posted:

goldcoast.txt

Inala.rtf

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

At that price I can't afford not to!

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Does map stand for something? Or are they sexually attracted to maps?

Minor Attracted Person, you're welcome.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I think if you're representing yourself as a MAP with a loli avatar your not seeking help.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Paladinus posted:

It's 100% NOT precum.

Look out, Dr Precum has logged on.

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

:allears:
never change aug

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