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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





gey muckle mowser posted:

spotted in a letterboxd review of a movie called "The True Story of the Nun of Monza"





:puke:
Not sure what the gently caress he is reviewing but I vaguely remember the title and seeing it in a film school thing on cult films and definately didn't see that poo poo!

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





gey muckle mowser posted:

it's a she, actually, and all her reviews are full of crazy poo poo so I don't know how accurate that might be. she also mentioned that there is an earlier version of the film, so many you saw that? this one was from 1980

Yeah the one I saw was from the 60s or 70s as I remember the festival thing being from that period of European film.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





TotalLossBrain posted:

I mean, there are worse cases.



I also found a picture of a dude with one of those horns on his dick. Not posting it.

One could say that he is... Horny

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule






Righteo, theres my silly outfit sorted for work Xmas golf day! Time to talk to grandpa for some handme downs.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Happy Landfill posted:

I remember this; the post where the user tried it and immediately heard his apartment neighbor on the other side of the wall go, "what the gently caress??" Really loud made me laugh way too hard. That was a good thread.

I know what I'm doing this afternoon when I get home! Hello new elderly neighbours!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Happy Landfill posted:

Report back with results

Shart. Shart Happened.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Tubgoat posted:

That Bobby is actually outstanding. I like it.

I bet there was some pro pain involved in that tattoo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Daddy's shmeggies

Oh god please not be a reference to what I think that is. I thought that video was purged.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





No comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule






Ancient Shitposting debunked.... Who woulda thunk it!?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





LingcodKilla posted:

wheel vagina best vagina

Demver.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





500 good dogs posted:

i use crystal meth therapy for all of my woes

I too use the Crystal Method:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A12-KN5UijA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6twhXA1Gyw

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





I can't wait til my FB feed changes from climate change memes to trump memes again. Just more non-ending circlejerk arguments from both sides

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule






Tool, not the band, just is one.

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 08:12 on Oct 4, 2019

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule






HAHAH I needed that terrible piece of poo poo right now! And it's still better than his new album. Also note how Jimmy and Uwe Boll are looking kinda similar now.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Angry small bagel guy getting sued over backing down from a fight:

https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/07/angr...diamond-screech

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Found this on an aussie FB group, and yes the poster looked EXACTLY like the dictionary image of a strung out crackhead.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Tubgoat posted:

Cracked article

There is the AUG right there.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





I poop at home. It's MY toilet and I don't have to worry about anyone elses arses and junk touching it other than my partner, whos' junk I'm either about to or have just touched.

I just pretend to poop at work for some alone time.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





His nae was Austin Davis. Come on, lets cheer on the person goon who actually wants to fix his addiction/fixation.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Maybe , slightly awkward comedy in Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I2ogKAQdOs

What's with that Camp David shirt?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Solice Kirsk posted:

Remember when that one goon went on a few dates with Romeo Rose and hid a knife in her cast?

Oh wow, I had completely forgotten about Romeo Rose. Where did that story end?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Tashilicious posted:

I sure as poo poo don't trust a fursuit to airdry properly without eventually turning into a giant mass of mildew, and I sure as poo poo also don't wanna put it in a dryer because fursuits sound like the kind of thing that have "dryclean only" on them.

Look at this person who thinks furries wash their suits!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Everything to do with Prince Andrews 'alibi' and interview is just laughable.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Tashilicious posted:

Now that tune is going to be stuck in my head for another six months.

thanks

Here's an AUG distraction, wait til you see the shoddy MST3K robot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU-VJOzb-10

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 09:27 on Nov 26, 2019

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Bussamove posted:

Cee Lo looking frustrated that you solved his riddles and now he has to let you through to the chamber ahead for your next trial.

Also frustrated he turned down singing 'Happy' thinking it wouldn't be successful. Pharrell Williams didn't care and made bank.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Tashilicious posted:

Turns out a piece of poo poo didn't want to have a wholesome song, whodda thunk

Oh now what did I miss out on here? Being a Non-American and out of the loop, lemme guess. He is a rapist aswell?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule






There has to be bodies under the floorboards

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





This is low hanging fruit but wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H110vCGvTmM

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Zipperelli. posted:

So foot boys, juggalos and furries are allies?

Well poo poo. Any other groups that I'm missing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp_ZQ4p1IrA

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Heath posted:

Imagine being an artist, spending the entirety of your teens drawing and improving, thousand spent on art supplies and Wacom tablets, and then you wake up one morning and go "yeah I'm gonna draw Sonic with titty"

No kidding, I wish I knew how to sew just to make a shitload of money from furries.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Bismuth posted:

Oh god this reminds me of this thing that my friend and I found in Joann fabric
https://i.imgur.com/ngznhch.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/GYGqUD4.mp4

loving hell, thats my neighbours chicken. It got attacked by a dog apparently and it prolapses. He pushes it back in when cleaning the wounds

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





LingcodKilla posted:

A dog.....riiiiight.

Oh god dammit it, you just made that worse in my head.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Question Mark Mound posted:

Holy poo poo itís the Septic 5 Awesome guy!

https://youtu.be/KNHg3K6oy2s

You know you have too much internet when you start to recognise these weirdos!

(I came here to post Septic 5)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





I hear people don't like toes in this thread:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Iron Crowned posted:

I didn't realize that mermaids were big enough of a threat that you'd need a specialized knife.

They can be if you are a baddie in a Dethklok song.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





wesleywillis posted:

https://www.grandandtoy.com/en/prod...ASABEgLEqfD_BwE

These make way better nippla clamps. And you can use them for office work afterwards, they come in different sizes, clamping forces etc...



And make office supply X-Wings

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





Sludge Tank posted:

No kinkshaming pls

Sounded like BigClive at first. But it's not BigClive.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule





BrigadierSensible posted:

My Puppetry of the Penis story:

Ages ago, (more than 20 years), when I was on community radio in Melbourne I met the original bloke who started the whole thing/stage show.

At their annual ball, I was there because I was a presenter, and he was there because he was a friend of one of the more famous presenters. Anyway, I was taking a piss in the toilets, and he came in to also take a piss. One of the other men in the toilet noticed him and said hello, and so he decided to debut some new things. So a bunch of random people, (including me), who were in the toilet at that particular time crowded around a man who proceeded to show us his penis, and make interesting shapes with it.

Completely breaking the code of eyes front, piss in silence and leave.

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