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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Jackoffalope

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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You know I was looking at the thread title and I was wondering if she doesn't have *loving wheels* rather than loving *wheels*.

It's a small but important distinction imo.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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TheKennedys posted:

AUG: and remember I DO NOT jack off to this

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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These new Pokémon evolutions are getting weird.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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The worst part of it is that goddamn font.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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This is amazing, thanks.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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More quotes from the poop knife paper because the whole thing is amazing.

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In his book, Shadows in the Sun, Davis (1998: 20) recounts what is now arguably one of the most popular ethnographic accounts of all time:
“There is a well known account of an old Inuit man who refused to move into a settlement. Over the objections of his family, he made plans to stay on the ice. To stop him, they took away all of his tools. So in the midst of a winter gale, he stepped out of their igloo, defecated, and honed the feces into a frozen blade, which he sharpened with a spray of saliva. With the knife he killed a dog. Using its rib cage as a sled and its hide to harness another dog, he disappeared into the darkness.”

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Freuchen (1953) describes how he dug himself a pit to sleep in and woke up trapped by snow. Every effort to get out that he tried failed. Finally, he recalled seeing dog's excrement frozen solid as a rock. So, Freuchen defecated in his hand, shaped it into a chisel, and waited for it to freeze solid. He then used the implement to free himself from the snow: “I moved my bowels and from the excrement I managed to fashion a chisel-like instrument which I left to freeze… At last I decided to try my chisel and it worked

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We repeated the experiment using the fecal samples of another team member (M.R.B.), whose diet was more traditionally Western

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While future experiments may introduce the prospect of different diets, it is unlikely that this would have a significant impact.

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The use of saliva to sharpen a frozen fecal blade, as the original account describes (Davis, 1998), might also be examined. However, based on the work of McCall and Pelton (2010), we are skeptical that saliva will increase fecal blade efficacy.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Behind Maslow posted:

Here is the video Rub by Peaches. It is very NWS:
:nws: https://youtu.be/WyL5ABXltW8 :nws:

Buncha loving outright Nazis in the comments, saying this music video is proof that the west has become degenerate.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Behind Maslow posted:

Here is a stud for all of you ladies here. He is apparently such a master of making love that women would be inclined to pay him. Don't worry though, he makes sure that the woman with him lets the viewers know that he hasn't paid her for the best love making she has ever had.


https://youtu.be/Ax0s4lTidgQ

The smash cut at the end to her kissing him overlaid with an add for his patreon loving killed me. Amazing.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Just be tall and have long legs lmao, this isn't exactly hard!

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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:stare:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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GISing "chair with boobs" doesn't yield anything interesting sadly.

Now "chair with dick", I don't even need to GIS for that.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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It's one of my favorites images on the internet.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Everything about the picture is amazing, please note the floating crown for example.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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bony tony posted:

It's got a sad ending, because the nephew couldn't be an adventurer anymore and had to become a city guard.

booooooooooooooooooooooooo

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Solice Kirsk posted:

She turned out to be kind of an rear end in a top hat too and they both got banned. The specifics escape me, but I do remember it was starting to get into properly mean spirited stuff. I'm sure someone remembers it a lot better than I do.

Mackenzie Kelly is a garbage person yeah, just look at her Twitter https://twitter.com/mkelly007?s=09

One of her terrible tweets went viral a month or so back.

E: oh right this one lmao https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1171954490410438656?s=19

Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 22:50 on Nov 11, 2019

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I think there was something like that but then she ended up dating Romeo. poo poo man, it feels like forever ago.

I think Mackenzie is the one with the knife in the fake cast though.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Listen, my grandpa died after eating counterfeit churros, it's no laughing matter.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I remember that exact video being linked earlier in this thread or a previous incarnation and spawning the same discussion.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I mean yeah you can, you can also watch the weird goofy video and somehow get into discussions about ~the lore~ of this weird steampunk robot cover band, at which point it fits this thread imo.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I don't even own a gramophone.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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When you think of it, what is a robot if not a living statue?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Nuevo posted:

It also made it to the terrible marketing moves thread because what the gently caress were they thinking?

Memes ! Everyone loves brands doing Memes right?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Tbh im fine with sex positive women, but sex positive tanks?

That's just pure filth.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Maybe you shouldn't be so violence-negative?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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UCS Hellmaker posted:

Side note he has been sued by the IRS TWICE because he deducts everything including his divorce from his taxes using Turbotax. At his second audit he literally went to r/legaladvice to find out how to get out of it where they laughed him out. His evidence for his deductions was that everything used for his videos was deductible for business, anywhere and everything ever in a video was deductible, including dinners and lunches with other youtubers. Along with no receipts on everything.

Hahahaha that was that guy? I remember reading tust post.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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RoboRodent posted:

I was always kind of fond of this one.

https://youtu.be/tPWWMVzjJXE

Holy poo poo that monster logo cap actually says mormon on it lmao.

While we're on the topic time to listen to this classic again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Listen, I chose to believe.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I'll have you know I've watched all of foam adventures twice. I have been immunized to cringe now.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Looking forward to this thread getting closed again I guess.

Speaking of bisected penises, yeah sure it's their choice I guess. It's still pretty gross and ugly imo.

https://imgur.com/a/mEha4bD

(Very :nws: obviously, which is why I'm not using the direct link.)

There's also gifs of a bisected penis ejaculating, sadly (?) I can only find this tiny version right now.

https://external-preview.redd.it/Jm8gdmccrj_ScDW9UREaB1QlX3jtodbaNNP3JxPK6mU.gif?format=mp4&s=ec6d8f7f308dbad104385ce800514e6169d791b5

Hope to god this doesn't embed anywhere because it's also :nws:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Soy also contains a lot of phytoestrogens, which contains the word estrogens so obviously it will turn you in too a woman.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I love how no one really reacts in that one. In most of them people at least seem surprised or look at the controller smasher like he's a weirdo, but in that one it's barely noteworthy.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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I read through this dudes site a while ago and he's introduced me to the belief that Jesus went to India during his childhood to study with Buddhist masters.

Also the whole tantric power couple thing is great, he keeps saying that they will change the world together, curiously avoiding telling us how they will do such a thing.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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This... this has to be bad on purpose holy moly

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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A page full of art you say, why thank you very much

https://thefirebirdbook.com/home/firebird-artwork/

(:nws:ish)

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Queen Gnome posted:

Okay I'm stopping soon, I swear


No keep going I'm almost there!

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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How does this person know "Corinthian columns"

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Please god make him sign up for an account.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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The inclusion of the matterhorn and terrible English made me wonder if he was a Euro-weirdo, but I guess not?

https://twitter.com/evanthecomposer/status/1214358787575832576?s=19

Also he links his soundcloud in this one

https://twitter.com/evanthecomposer/status/1213696719189233666?s=09

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Yeah pretty much all of those were RWM/chud talking points a few months back. Coincidence?

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