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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:

What the gently caress is going on with those elbows?

Mine do that, a bit more strongly, which actually, means I can contribute!

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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For some reason it's mostly the left elbow, and it seems to be getting worse with age, so I'm worried I'm going to rest on it one day and it's just going to go crunch and twist all the way back.

Which is a lovely visceral thought.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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chitoryu12 posted:



He called it a meat scepter twice.

I don't think you gain any authority from grasping it, despite what he might think.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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I don't at all understand the appeal of eating hair as someone who does it involuntarily quite often.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Dixville posted:

Uh... Maybe I messed it but pretty sure no one said anything about *eating* the hair... Seems odd for you to bring it up out of nowhere

Enjoy this trichobezoar!




Oh poo poo that says "cut" not "eat".

Ok that is marginally less gross I feel much better now.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Knormal posted:

2015:


And today:


Mutton chop neck beard coming in nicely.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Surely if there is a kid you should get 4, 2, and 0.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Wait I thought proud boys were some kind of fash thing but are they just some kind of gay nerd club?

Like literally a club for homosexual nerds because it sounds fairly gay and also really sad.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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cash crab posted:

Someone using "gay" as an initial epithet and the clarifying that they meant it literally, and explaining that this is part and parcel of joke, does not fall under this category.

I mean, it's not meant as an epithet given that I'm bi, I just realised it probably sounded like one hence the clarification.

And that guy really looks like he's trying to pick someone up.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Eh, content for the schadenfreude thread then.

E: Also seconding that I kiiind of want those sunglasses.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Zipperelli. posted:

Have you ever smelled an abscess when it's drained? It's loving disgusting

Now, imagine the taste. *shudder*

Late, but, from memory, strawberry.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Why does joe biden keep putting things in his mouth?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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I was more thinking about other people's fingers, I didn't know he put a rock in his mouth.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3zJ8joXkHk

Specifically the first item has a very... questionable seam placement.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.



I like that the longer you stare at that you get increasing little hits of urgh as you realise what the various link shapes actually mean

Slightly surprised there aren't any square brackets featured.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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A very long stick and hope the room has a floor drain.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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The loving trump face where it looks like someone brushed his face with egg and put it in the oven for 20 minutes is the best thing lmao.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Well, we -1, the last person doesn't.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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I get that when I eat popcorn.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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MizPiz posted:



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thank u for ur service brave goon

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Not quite how I remember marxism-leninism working but eating other socialists to concentrate revolutionary power in the vanguard is certainly an approach I am willing to entertain.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Inceltown posted:

The kink singularity is coming.

The kink singularity wants to come but keeps getting denied and if it does it's going to be ruined.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Heath posted:

Imagine being an artist, spending the entirety of your teens drawing and improving, thousand spent on art supplies and Wacom tablets, and then you wake up one morning and go "yeah I'm gonna draw Sonic with titty"

Bold of you to assume that the story is not a continual quest to better actualize the sonic with titty that has haunted your dreams since childhood.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Bismuth posted:

Oh god this reminds me of this thing that my friend and I found in Joann fabric
https://i.imgur.com/ngznhch.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/GYGqUD4.mp4

My little prolapse.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Dick Burglar posted:

Who's the other bearded clown next to him? He's so familiar, but I can't remember which "ugly fat loving idiot with a beard" he is.

I would guess *sigh* "count dankula", or mark meecham if you want to annoy him (probably)

ALSO I wish to register my amusement at the fact that the furry foot person did not want to get jam on their giant prosthetic paws I know they definitely own.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I'm starting to think my posting itt is getting too powerful



The furry seat cover is a very nice touch.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Hey I like that SCP too.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4414

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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The calibration video is even better.

https://twitter.com/Ozionus/status/1241065574475726851

(watch it to the 30s point)

now you can scream into a microphone to have a silicone mouth scream back at you, the future we always dreamed of

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Do they make special pens for scribbing on your car?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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I would expect a lot more blood if it wasn't dead already.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Phy posted:

A single hair. She gives him three.

Which, as I recall, he has set in magic crystal or some poo poo. Gimli's definitely drinking the bathwater of elendil imo.


My grandmother knitted these for people, but I'm not sure what her idea of anatomy was because the one she gave me (my grandmother was strange) was about a foot long and as wide as your little finger.

I can't remember where I put the thing or I would post a picture.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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LingcodKilla posted:

Did she use grandpa as her model?

He'd been dead a while.

Apparently according to her they are quite an old thing, she mentioned them to someone as an actual thing people wore when it was cold and everyone wanted one because they thought they were hilarious. So I don't know where the idea comes from but they're definitely not a new thing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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I wish that the howling void of my soul could possibly be moved to such emotion about anything as the foam people are about foam.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Isn't... snape's backstory that he was a massive loving creeper who never got over harry's mam and that informed basically 100% of his life?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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If you enjoy this post you may also like: this entire account because it's like 70% creeping on young girls or women who look like them.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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Would I be posting ITT if I wasn't the kind to turn over rocks in the full expectation of them having gross poo poo under?

The twitter header is just like a perfect smorgasbord of awful though.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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They tried to put him on the cover of Vogue.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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https://twitter.com/FDseale/status/1255758624699408385

I have no idea if it's true but he does kinda look like the guy.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

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I think he's actually one of the hitlerjugendBNP youth lot. And he still dressed like a loving idiot back then too. Like brownshirt austin powers.

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