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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Cowslips Warren posted:

You know, I got no issues about doll loving because some of those people just don't need relationships where they can hurt others.

But it never stops at being a sex toy, does it? I don't take my dildo out to restaurants (well, even Pre Covid) or introduce it to people as my spouse. Why are dollfuckers and plushie fuckers always wanting a loving audience?

Because what they really want is love and acceptance. But they can't get that, because they're the type of person who'll buy a sex doll and name it. So they settle for waving it in everyone's face.

I call it the Donald Trump theory of dick-wavery: even if you can't get love/respect/admiration (because you are a terrible person who refuses to do anything to make you deserving of these), you can force other people to tolerate/acknowledge you, and that's the next best thing. Or maybe they just get off on exhibitionism/humiliation.

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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Is that a photoshop or a doll?

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

I think I had that Hot Wheels car.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

What does that outfit even look like on someone who it (at least vaguely) fits?

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

No, it's all scar tissue now, it actually might rot off is what the MD in the video said.



Where are the caps?

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<C-SPAM is that way

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

So you can be a Virtual Youtuber in real life?

"Son, why don't you take off that mask?"

"THIS IS MY REAL FACE, BA~KA!"

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
"Star Wars was a mistake."
-George Lucas

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Doesn't even piston up and down? Seen it already.

I'm more concerned about the exposed screw heads.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Did people actually eat that stuff, or was it just from promotional cookbooks? Some of those "Here are 23 FREE recipes that coincidentally use our products!"

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Some people like to assemble their orgies at home.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

I'm the pink appliances in the 16-bit textured bathroom.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Is he drawing attention to marginalized people and allowing them to share, or is he monetizing their struggle for clicks? Why not both? No ethical documentarying under capitalism...

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Meanwhile, a Kazakhstani bodybuilder has married his sex doll.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Never anyone who looks anything like the Superior Aryan Man waving the White Pride flag. Always some pudgy bland doughface.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
No pictures, but suing your parents (for triple damages) after they destroyed your $25,000 porn collection is...something.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
I think they're going for the "look, I'm dressed WACKY! I'm a COOL GUY!" look, but wind up somewhere between "GIANT loving TOOL" and "I will be featured on a 'True Crime' documentary someday."

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Stoatbringer posted:

This face goes to eleven.

How do you manage to look less human than a sex doll? Which part of the face is original, and which part pasted in via MS Paint?

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
BREAKING NEWS: I BOUGHT HIM!!!!!!!!

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
I remember reading about Arkh on these forums, long ago. Or at least the fallout.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
He added he had never 'violated' Mochi and doesn't try to kiss her, as he's afraid the saliva's acidity might damage the doll's sensitive skin.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

He had a head injury?

Yeah, it got switched with his rear end.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I think we need a "hosed up teachers/professors" thread

There is one; just needs more content.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

It will be an ordeal. Canaries will go in first. Accidents will happen, and men will die.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
She's not slutty, she's just kitbashed that way.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

<insert great tits joke>

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Anything's a butt plug if you're brave enough.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
New toy: gently caress me in the rear end(ymptote)

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
We here for a good time not a long time

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
If yo have 4 balls, do they all store pee?

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Quantumfate posted:

Mine says M, should I be worried?:ohdear:

Long as your dick is only seen by people 18 and above, you're fine.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

BrigadierSensible posted:

Now I can see why most of these would be offensive to your Christian fundie types, (interesting that Muslim is on there but not Jew or Catholic, which the weirdo fundies also seem to hate.). But what do they have against being a "sports buff"?

Serious question: what is their weird-arse scriptural objection to watching the footy?

Image Tax:

Either because games are on Sunday, interfering in church attendance, or "excessive" interest in sports leads to gambling, or because you shouldn't be that devoted to anything "worldly." These are all reasons I've heard growing up Christian.

Interesting that it leaves off Catholics but specifies popes.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Even his anime wife doesn't want to be there with him.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Sex doll, dressed once, never hosed.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Brawnfire posted:

Gaining intricate skills in sewing, embroidery, welding, soldering, even silcone castmaking and custom flamework glass eyes, so I can perfect my wife and repair her after my heavy gross fucks

A modern-day Pygmalion.

Self-love projected outward is strange.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Sexbot goes into roblock after receiving kink instructions, must be debugged by author self-insert; story contains 2 pages of plot and 5 pages of arguing whether BDSM violates First Law

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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

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