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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Sponge Baathist posted:




timg cause it's gross

Her spelling is fuckin cursed.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

mostlygray posted:

It's infected pores and follicles. I've seen that before from people that are really bad about cleaning their skin. Not just, doesn't wash their face every shower. We're talking has never even run water on their face in their lives and works at a fast food restaurant. As soon as you do something that destabilizes the skin (like shaving or even a facial at a salon), it drives the bacteria deep and you look like absolute death. You get a mix of pitting and pustules.

The last person I saw that had that kind of reaction, it was on their face. She was given Doxycycline and instructions to be careful to wash their face regularly with a mild cleanser. A month later, they were fine and all healed up. No evidence of scarring.

This picture does look worse than what I've seen in that they say there is feces involved. They really need to see a Derm immediately or they could risk systemic infection.

Cleveland steamers have consequences.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Solice Kirsk posted:

There's no way that woman is old enough to be a grandma!

I know a girl who is only a year older than me, she's a grandmother.
I'm not yet 40.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Kwanzaa Quickie posted:

To be fair, Iím pretty sure heís quoting Reddit there.

I'm not sure if it was directly from reddit, but yeah, I remember it being posted in the Incels.me thread in GBS a while back. Quoted from some other forum. Reddit, or maybe the incels forum or some poo poo.

Doesn't make it any less creepy.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Munchables posted:

The dude talking about having to explain anatomy and holes reminded me of the story of the old woman who had been having sex in her urethra the entire time she was married and had no idea.

Her husband's dick must be tiny.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

mostlygray posted:

\ it never occurred to me to assume that someone "pees and poops from the same hole." \


Depending on the combination of foods in my stomach I've done this.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

jobson groeth posted:

In an effort to get lowtax a new spine people are redtexting people with their own posts. Same with mine.

If someone wants to buy me a red text that says "suck a male camel's dick" I'd appreciate it.

I could do it myself I guess, but I'm kind of a cheapskate.

THX

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Robokomodo posted:

My niece had a baby that was addicted to heroin. He kept seizing and screaming and crying for days. It was awful. She lost custody of him.

This is probably going to be a pretty unpopular question, but is forced sterilization of certain people really such a bad idea?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

My question was sort of rhetorical. I know addicts need help not punishment. Its just that when I hear stuff about addicts more or less giving birth to addicts, it really makes me "what the fuckin poo poo is wrong with humanity"?!?!?!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

text me a vag pic posted:

oh this is good



Reminds me of this a little bit:

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Born right near the end of 79, so I guess I'm gen X? Or maybe a Xennial? I don't know but yeah, ^^^^ Goon above me kinda right.

People my age complain about kids being wimp rear end pussies these days and all that, but like late stage boomers/gen X and "Xennials" are pretty much the ones with young(ish) kids these days. Y'all are the ones that are raising these kids to be wimpy or whatever, and yet they still complain about it?

What the poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

grittyreboot posted:

I bring books into work and people constantly ask me what I'm reading. I wouldn't mind except I mostly read pulpy sci fi/ fantasy and I'm too embarrassed to explain the premise.

I typically don't tell people poo poo about poo poo when they ask me things (yup, I'm a real treat to be around sometimes).
If someone asks me what I'm reading I'll usually say "oh you know, one of them books thats got words and stuff". After a few times of that they don't bother anymore.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Nevermind

wesleywillis has a new favorite as of 21:04 on Apr 20, 2019

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

CeramicPig posted:



Iím glad the first thing your 8 year old thinks of when they wake up is your drug habit

Its aug or whatever that the fuckin kid's name is what it is, but its also spelled AYden cause he's so loving unique......

gently caress I hate people.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Picnic Princess posted:

Found the Ayden.

Unless they're from Canada like us, then its EHden.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Is there a retail insanity thread anywhere?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Is the AUG that the article is behind a pay wall?

Worked fine for me....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.



What type of mullet is this?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Tim Whatley posted:

user/post combo
Garbage Dick is a great username
Its been taken.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Thats too bad, I kinda liked that Moby song "south side" that he did with Gwen Stefani.

But it seems he's kind of a fuckin stinkyhole and whatnot. Also creepy.
Moby, Morrisey, who else should I hate whose "name" starts with "MO"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Tubgoat posted:

Depending on the solidity of their flooring, may not even need more than 1 rank in stealth.

Also, "no one can date my daughter" is considered funny by libs, too.
Yeah,but with a gun the libs can be owned.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure its tele-dildonics not cyberdildonics.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Who would win in a ight? Outlaw threadz, or Outlaw Apparel?

https://outlawapparel.com/

Thats the poo poo that the guy from Storage wars was always wearing.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.


This ain't a PORNO MOVIE, This an A-DULT FILM muthafucka!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Americans are obsessed with things being straight and white

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

The Bloop posted:




Breath is stored in the toe




That is one big, big toe.
I guess its to make up for there only being four toes on that foot.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

RE: drug test daughter. She could be like 46 years old. She only said "when I was six" IIRC. So maybe it happened 40 years ago when it was probably just "take this cup and piss in it" rather than "here is nurse sherry, she totally doesn't have a piss fetish so she's going to be completely disgusted while watching you piss in this cup".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

grittyreboot posted:

Why does the women's version force them to manspread? Am I going crazy?

Ventilation...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

SubponticatePoster posted:

I wonder if Pistol Guy is feeling inadequate.

He's got that sweet belt buckle. He compensates for nothing.

Rad-daddio posted:

oh god, the buttons

Late 90s GM product. Pontiac most likely.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Change dentist to proctologist, and mouth to rear end..

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Zipperelli. posted:

A jackalope is a portmanteau of jackrabbit and antelope. A jackalope is decidedly not real, and is created by a taxidermist fusing the antlers from an antelope and a jackrabbit. It has nothing to do with their legs.

Anyone who tells you a jackalope is real is a psycho.

They may have gotten that common name later on. Like after some taxidermist glued (deer, not antelope) antlers on to a rabbit.....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Violet_Sky posted:



Yo ladies please hit a brotha up

But he drives a LINCOLN!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Someone texted this to me the other day.


http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qgeh2

wesleywillis has a new favorite as of 17:11 on Aug 10, 2019

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

I've hated the name and the idea of jackalopes ever since I first heard about them and saw the "adventures of the jackalope" or whatever the gently caress it was on that awful awful awful, and thankfully short lived show hosted by that guy from Full House back in the early 1990s that was trying to coast on the back of another show that was just about as awful, but much more successful, hosted by that other guy from Full House.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Art degrees destroy your mind.

Source: I have an art degree and didn't even notice that she was posed suggestively at first. I seriously marveled at the technical skill on display for an entire minute before I even noticed what the painting was. Seriously, that brush work is loving spectacular.



Don't art degrees also destroy your ability to get jobs anywhere besides starbucks?

I don't know poo poo about art, but I seriously thought the guy was taking a paint brush to a photograph. Then realized the whole thing was a painting and I was all !!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.


I'm not even trying to be all "raaawr! cops are power hungry racist jerks gently caress tha poolieece" or whatever, but that guy seriously looks like a movie depiction from some low budget Seth Rogan, Jonah whoever the gently caress comedy movie of a state trooper who takes his job waaaayy too serious.

"do you know why I pulled you over"?

"no sir"

"STEP OUT OF THE CAR NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD OR I WILL FILL YOU SO FULL OF LEAD YOUR FAMILY WILL RECOVER YOUR FUNERAL COSTS BY SELLING THE MINING RIGHTS TO YOUR GRAVE"!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Tubgoat posted:

Lol, from something?

Not that I'm aware of.

TotalLossBrain posted:

lol the hands make this work really well here

Well, clearly he won't be the next Mr. Hands.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Paladinus posted:

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

To make fun of people like that.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

CannonFodder posted:

King Missile's time to shine has finally arrived.

Perhaps, but some times it s pain in the rear end.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

The Woodsman was smart enough to have a fossilized poo poo knife.

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